The couch thread

[Oscar]

Tying shoes is for insects.

[Crust Bucket]

Jesus blackass Christ, I thought some of them were doing jumping jacks with a bar in their hands

[Sofa King]

Don't know if I've said this before, but fuck those fucking fucks.

Oh, and keep up the good work @fit. Entertainment is entertainment.

[WildGorillaMan]

Liz Hatch, I wanna butter yo bread...

Virtuosity defined:

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Jesus. Did that one bitch at 2:00 have her shoes untied?

@fitters with a sense of shame? Who knew?

[WildGorillaMan]

No, there is another.



Too much retardlepation to count, but my personal favorite was the second pull from the knees at 0.14

[Crust Bucket]

LOL, what the fuck kind of burpees were those?
Looked like some kind of hybrid hopscotch.

[Takafumi]

LOL, what the fuck kind of burpees were those?
Looked like some kind of hybrid hopscotch.

Obviously scaled "asrx"

[TerryB]

Irongarm forges a little elite fitness at the Cultfit booth @ the Arnold Classic. They had several massive barbells loaded up to 135 (or, 65, if they were giant 10 lb bumpers).

I thought the Pork Rinds in my right hand were a nice touch. Not sure how many zone blocks the whole bag was but I ate it while watching the female fitness competition a little bit later.

[Holland Oates]

Bwahahaha.

You pussy post your face.

[kreator]

Irongarm forges a little elite fitness at the Cultfit booth @ the Arnold Classic. They had several massive barbells loaded up to 135 (or, 65, if they were giant 10 lb bumpers).

I thought the Pork Rinds in my right hand were a nice touch. Not sure how many zone blocks the whole bag was but I ate it while watching the female fitness competition a little bit later.

This should probably go on the Mainsite. After all, you're overhead squatting a unique object. BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.

[WildGorillaMan]

I thought you'd be taller.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I didn't even make it over there.

[Kazuya Mishima]

[WildGorillaMan]

Those are the fattest 10lb bumper plates I've ever seen.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Look at the skinny faggot pussylegs.

This poster is stupider than the other one, but less gay.

[WildGorillaMan]

+1 for the National Lampoon's Vacation reference, though.

[friedquads]

+1 for the National Lampoon's Vacation reference, though.

The image might as well have had Chevy Chase holding the barbell for realism.

[The Real Rant]

Look at the skinny faggot pussylegs.

This poster is stupider than the other one, but less gay.

Yeah but look at those abs. I can tell he's functionally fit.

[RPC]

Besides this gem of a pic. The results of the gaymes qualifiers are starting to come in. This paints a pretty picture for their big show.

LOL at paying 25 bucks a day to watch this shit.

Some stuff from here:

http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... l#comments

Hi. Just wanted to give some comments on this weekend's crossfit events.

I came as a spectator to a competitor and I was very disappointed in the way things were ran.

$25 per person/day is outrageous. You guys weren't selling anything, and the set up was awful. At most I would've gone for $25/weekend. We paid, but I know a lot of people didn't, I don't personally blame them. Then on day 2, You (Russell) threatened them with brute force if they didn't leave when you swept the crowd. Isn't crossfit about getting the name out there and getting people to get pumped about the sport? If i didn't know anything about it, I would've left and never wanted to know anything about it ever again. That was just stupid.

Then, you wall ball target was ...just... well I don't really have words.

Your pull up bar..contraption ... was DANGEROUS. even YOU fell off of it. Putting people in danger is a little off kelter don't you think?

I wouldn't say anything, but I overheard rumors that you might be hosting this again next year? You need serious adjustments if that's the case. Trying to make money of this is one thing, but what do you care more about? Safety, money? getting the name out there and letting people learn about the sport? or money? To me, this weekend, it seemed like the money, so I hope you made it.

Have a good one.

[TerryB]

The Cultfit fags stuck out like sore thumbs. The majority of the crowd carried some amount of muscle, but the Cultfit 'men' were all itty-bitty, I'm guessing 170-ish. They stood out even more when everywhere you looked, truly elite athletes were competing in real sports. The Cultfit girl in the pic told me they were going to have Thiel (?) "working out" at 3:30 for a demo. LOL Meantime, Poundstone is banging out 11 reps on a 227 lb. circus dumbbell in about 60 seconds, David Ricks is putting up a huge total across the hall, and Svend Karlsen's smoking hot Norwegian girlfriend is smashing arms in teh arm wrestling competition. Needless to say, we never made it back to check out Thiel's "work out." LOL

And, in reference to the post immediately above, the entire Arnold show only cost $10/day and I got some free shit. (and a pic w/ Zydrunas LOL)

[WildGorillaMan]

Need. Bigger. Nipples. Oops, I mean Image.

[fatbastard]

More from the Gaymes

3. $50 was too expensive for spectators. This decision from HQ shows a total lack of understanding of our market. This isn't NORCAL. CrossFit has very little brand awareness in our area. Cost of living is very low in our area. $50 seems like a lot to many people. That's half of many people's monthly utility bill. We are not yet D1 college football. The $50 price tag for admission ensured that nobody spectated this weekend but existing CrossFit converts. We could have introduced hundreds of people to our lifestyle, bettered their life, and bettered our own pocketbooks (I'm an area affiliate owner) in the long term, but $50 a head right now was more important. This decision lowers my confidence in HQ and the CrossFit business model. Anytime a company I'm invested in starts looking for short term profit over long term, I get worried.

[Trip]

Wait... $50 to get in and WATCH? BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAA

[Yes I Have Balls]

Wait... $50 to get in and WATCH? BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAA

Yep - $50 to WATCH other people exercise. HQ is laughing all the way to the fucking bank. Of course one of the sheep couldn't help but chime in to claim that the money went to buy water and lunch for the volunteers.

laughable.

[WildGorillaMan]

Heh.