The couch thread

[The Real Rant]

Attention whoring seems to be rampant amongst XFers. Even fat dudes and chicks are training mostly naked.

I'd say that an affiliate with that issue has a minimal dress code.

Also, a surprising source sent me the url to this pic:

Sheri Keener has set the @fit standard for whoring it up in front of her own children.

[WildGorillaMan]

Attention whoring seems to be rampant amongst XFers. Even fat dudes and chicks are training mostly naked.

I'd say that an affiliate with that issue has a minimal dress code.

Also, a surprising source sent me the url to this pic:

Is that a dig at the chick who pee'd herself at the sectional WOD?

[stosh]

More stupid human tricks from HQ:

10 Overhead one-legged squats, 45 pound barbell

GMAFB.

I can't wait till they work in the alternate grip power snatch.

[TerryB]

Who is the current world record holder in the one-legged overhead squat?

[Grandpa's Spells]

Our favorite hardbody, Renee, back monitoring her coworkers

Follow up: Woman A tried better portioning this weekend, which apparently succeeded?

"we tried to keep our portions smaller this weekend. The great thing is we had room for dessert. we NEVER have room for dessert, so we had ice cream sandwiches"

Woman B had 2.5 donuts on sunday.

I love my job

We love your job too, baby. Keep up the good work, and don't let those bitches get away with anything.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 99&page=85

Has she lost a lot of weight or something recently? She doesn't exactly look like somebody who's turned down a lot of donuts in her life.

[TerryB]

She doesn't exactly look like somebody who's turned down a lot of donuts in her life.

Yes but she knows better, and self-righteousness can go a long way.

[Yes I Have Balls]

And, there goes Melissa Urban. HQ just does not need forward thinking, smart, strength-biased trainers (that agree with Robb Wolf) around. So much for open source:

http://whole9life.com/2010/03/parting-w ... -crossfit/

[WildGorillaMan]

And, there goes Melissa Urban. HQ just does not need forward thinking, smart, strength-biased trainers (that agree with Robb Wolf) around. So much for open source:

http://whole9life.com/2010/03/parting-w ... -crossfit/

Hilarious.

What happens when HQ runs out of people willing to pay them a couple of grand a year?

[The Real Rant]

Her Bio:I grew up in NH, with a decidedly un-athletic background. I never played sports, I wasn’t particularly active as a kid and I didn’t even set foot in a gym until I was in my 20’s.

[The Real Rant]

And, there goes Melissa Urban. HQ just does not need forward thinking, smart, strength-biased trainers (that agree with Robb Wolf) around. So much for open source:

http://whole9life.com/2010/03/parting-w ... -crossfit/

Hilarious.

What happens when HQ runs out of people willing to pay them a couple of grand a year?

That won't happen for a long, long time.

[snatch grip]

And, there goes Melissa Urban. HQ just does not need forward thinking, smart, strength-biased trainers (that agree with Robb Wolf) around. So much for open source:

http://whole9life.com/2010/03/parting-w ... -crossfit/

Hilarious.

What happens when HQ runs out of people willing to pay them a couple of grand a year?

Wow. Every day it's something new. I'm running out of popcorn as quick as HQ is running out of nose to cut off.

[Yes I Have Balls]

And, there goes Melissa Urban. HQ just does not need forward thinking, smart, strength-biased trainers (that agree with Robb Wolf) around. So much for open source:

http://whole9life.com/2010/03/parting-w ... -crossfit/

Hilarious.

What happens when HQ runs out of people willing to pay them a couple of grand a year?

Wow. Every day it's something new. I'm running out of popcorn as quick as HQ is running out of nose to cut off.

As Dallas mentioned, we are not interested discussing the Games competitors’ training programs. In fact, we won’t talk about the Games here at all. Just between you and me, we think the Games are dumb. CrossFit is not a sport, it’s just a way to exercise. Like Jazzercise. Or Zumba!

[Turdacious]

On a promo poster, shouldn't Eva T be wearing a bra?

[big_t2100]

[quote="CultBuster"]
With the Gaymes qualifiers in full swing sites are a treasure trove of great pics and stupid shit.

So true....I love the nips in this pic!!



=D> =D> =D>

[WildGorillaMan]

On a promo poster, shouldn't Eva T be wearing a bra?

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[TerryB]

Of course the relationship is "no longer mutually beneficial."

You can't exactly have one of your franchises going around talking about how stupid the franchise practices are. That's bad for business!

[Dan Martin]

With the Gaymes qualifiers in full swing sites are a treasure trove of great pics and stupid shit.

So true....I love the nips in this pic!!



=D> =D> =D>

Of the three groups pictured, who is the biggest douche? The athletes, the judges of the spectators? Discuss.

[WildGorillaMan]

Of the three groups pictured, who is the biggest douche? The athletes, the judges of the spectators? Discuss.

If I was expected to pay $50 to spectate, I would demand the right to towel the sweat of the andro broads.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

And, there goes Melissa Urban. HQ just does not need forward thinking, smart, strength-biased trainers (that agree with Robb Wolf) around. So much for open source:

http://whole9life.com/2010/03/parting-w ... -crossfit/

Hopefully her departure will inspire Denver area firefighters to follow suit.
I know she is at least peripherally involved with an FD affiliate around Denver.
The notion that wallball and thrusters will somehow transform today's metrosexual firefags into the hardened guys that were on the job back in the day is particularly annoying to me...these queers and dumb cunts should hang it up.

[CultBuster]

For me if they are "sniping" about it during the WOD they aren't working hard enough. When I hear 3-2-1 Go, a naked woman could run by and I may not notice...ok I would but it would only be a fleeting thought...breathing is much more important to me at that time. CrossFit breeds confidence and it seems to me the more confident people are the less concerned about others they are too. Now if she looked like she was about to take her turn on the pole and young kids were around I'd have the young kids come at a different time. ha

Comment #10 - Posted by: John Wilson at March 9, 2010 5:00 AM

becasue you a big homo

[WildGorillaMan]

Posted here simply because I know it's not going to last:

Cutting back on the skimpy attire is a bad business decision. Hard-bodied ladies who are Zoned, Toned, and Oxandraloned are what Crossfit is all about.

That exposure leads to more marketing exposure than money can buy, but making the cut for Androgen Friday is a great honor and takes hard work, self sacrifice, and no small amount of constructive exhibitionism.

Comment #18 - Posted by: WGM at March 9, 2010 9:25 AM

[WildGorillaMan]

And let me just add: Oh my, wit a thickness!

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/cfsalempush_b.jpg

[Shafpocalypse Now]

After I saw the nips, I notice that Gomer Pyle was the judge. Fucking A List celebrity there,

[The Real Rant]

And let me just add: Oh my, wit a thickness!

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/cfsalempush_b.jpg

[The Real Rant]

Now this is an ass you can get something done with.