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kreator wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Another thing that is obviously unique to @fit. Posting 1/4 ROM "feats of strength and skill" and claiming them complete. As witnessed by this clown claiming to "nail" a 64" box jump.

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http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 00320.html
Credit where it's due. @Fitter or not, that's a big jump. As far as I know there's no such thing as an "official" box jump standard like there is with a snatch or a bench.
Big jump, sure. But Moody (the jumper) appears to be a first-rate cocksucker, judging by the comments. He tries to justify his jump by referencing the slo-mo.

Once again, @F is inventing new methods of measurement. If you're a long jumper or triple jumper, you know that you measure whatever is shortest (if you sit back in the sand, it's your ass). But, if you're an @Fer, you just say "check the frame-by-frame, bruh!" Faggots.

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kreator wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Another thing that is obviously unique to @fit. Posting 1/4 ROM "feats of strength and skill" and claiming them complete. As witnessed by this clown claiming to "nail" a 64" box jump.

flai

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 00320.html
Credit where it's due. @Fitter or not, that's a big jump. As far as I know there's no such thing as an "official" box jump standard like there is with a snatch or a bench.
But there was already a standard exercise for measuring it, the standing vertical jump. @Fit doesn't want to humiliate itself with its results in a test real athletes are measured by, so they make one up that makes them feel good.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:The reality is that, if it wasn't this poor lady, it would have been someone else eventually. It's not at all unheard of for people to have heart failure at the gym, and statistically, the bigger they've grown the pool of affiliates, the greater the likelihood that someone, somewhere was going to keel over in the middle of the WOD.

The difference here, is that @fit has fuck-all for risk management, no real quality assurance for their trainers, they by their own admission are uninsurable, and they've got a culture that revels in suffering and hurt as a badge of honor. All that together is a veritable banquet for personal injury lawyers, and you can almost hear them sharpening their knives.
Oh hell yes. All it's going to take is one savvy lawyer to show up with an Uncle Rhabdo t-shirt, a few Couchfit journals talking about injuries, and those videos of Couch's drunk ass in front of the chalkboard.

Ignoring, making fun of, and even encouraging injuries and injury-promoting exercise is one of the cornerstones of their whole business model.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
My guess, and I admit I am a pessimist, is that this puts the fear of God into the community. The whole house of cards could come crumbling down.

Where is that RRG money anyway?
I was "asked" to contribute to the RRG by my affiliate owner. I requested a refund from HQ when I left and it was promptly returned. They tried to convince me that I might still need coverage because the commercial coverage that non-certified trainers (ie most CF trainers) carry will not cover me the way professional liability insurance would. I told them that I was a certified trainer and held professional liability insurance so it wouldn't be necessary.

I suppose if all the affiliates that left or were forced out asked for their money back (which is required by law to be returned) that might put a dent in the gin fund.

What I don't understand is that HQ requires affiliates to have insurance before they can affiliate. So, my little conversation told me two things:

1. CF knows that non-certified trainers cannot be adequately protected, but have encouraged folks to go out and sink their life savings into business ventures that are not able to be protected when all it would take to make the difference would be to earn an actual accredited certification (which costs way less than a grand and covers a lot more material such as how to not hurt people).

2. Accreditation of the CF cert (which they are working on with ANSI) combined with the RRG might protect them (who "them" is, is up for debate) before CF hits the mainstream (ie, health clubs) and everyone is walking around with fucked up shoulders, wrists, knees, etc and suing the crap out of their non-certifed trainers who think that calling themselves coaches will protect them from the big mean lawyers.

This is a current list of ANSI's accredited certification bodies: https://www.ansica.org/wwwversion2/outs ... 1&status=4

I kind of doubt the CF cert is going to be up to par here.

Anyway, here's my andro offering. She comes up a lot when I look for instructional videos on you-tube. Turn your sound on, she has an accent.

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We all know who Suszanna is, you need to up your game, please.
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syaigh--

presumably that's pronounced shag, as in, let's shag.

a mildly interesting post.

now show us your tits.
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Damn, we need some real tits fast.
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As co-founder of an open-source fitness program,
oh for fuck's sake
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Those will do, just don't let Rant see em.
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Damn, that bottom blonde looks like the girl who was running around with The Doctor in the new "Doctor Who." Sure it isn't, though.
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Great. Now you niggers just gave Rant a seizure. Too much hetero NSFW.
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Must keep purging.
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Starting to feel a bit better...
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GoDogGo! wrote:Damn, that bottom blonde looks like the girl who was running around with The Doctor in the new "Doctor Who." Sure it isn't, though.

Nah, Billie Piper doesn't have any tits.

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Well, the wiki has been updated, I guess this wont last long.

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=D> =D> =D>

That batch of tits was just what I needed to end the day. Good show, boys. Nice to see a little fuzz making a comeback.

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Nice tits. Thanks.

Re the Wiki, should prove interesting. I sense another battle coming on. Maybe they will finally take the whole thing off. If someone removes the death part, it once again will come up for debate on whether or not the article is written fairly, etc, etc.


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lulz
http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... .html#more
If you had Coach Greg Glassman's ear, what would you ask him? What's your Fran time? :)
Too funny that this would have been moderated out of existence in other places on the site, yet this still survives...the smiley she added would hint she knew exactly what she was doing.

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Praise Jesus!!! [-o< Ooops I mean glassass.

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Finally...someone actually came TRULY prepared for their aftermath of @F...
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Regarding the wikipedia entry: Just above the death entry, the assertion that they will be the first fitness organization accredited by a neutral third party is false. The national accreditation council, a division of NOCA, accredits most training certifications including ACE, ASCM, etc. They are not associated with IHRSA, etc., and are, in fact a neutral third party. The DETC (distance education training council) accredits the ISSA. They are associated with the U.S. Department of Education. This entry is false and misleading. Couch repeated this in an interview on the CFJ.
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shag,

are saying glassman lied? who gives a shit?

show us your tits. ice the nipples first, please.
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Someone is reading, the wiki has changed since I posted that, it now reads:
CrossFit vigorously disputes the criticism of its exercise methodology and says it is in the process of being accredited by a neutral third party: the American National Standards Institute.
Note the difference between this and YIHB's post.
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From ANSI's 2008-2009 annual report:
And draft legislation currently under consideration in the California Senate names ANSI as an approved accreditor of bodies that issue personal trainer certifications.
This is the only mention of "personal training" that one gets when searching their site. I'm shocked that they aren't trying to get approval from accrediting bodies that have been around longer...oh wait. This is @F. Old, accepted standards don't apply to them! Let's make new ones!

Also, I'm guessing that old Level I @F couches will not be grandfathered in once there is a new standard and test...hence another fee leveled on them by @FHQ to take the test if they want to stay affiliated...can you say CHA-CHING?!?!

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