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syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
Lie back and I'll show you how use them as improvised eye pillows.
Tactical indeed.
You young lady are getting a little too familiar with the lads around here. Cut it out.


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"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill

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The One True Rant wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
Lie back and I'll show you how use them as improvised eye pillows.
Knock that shit off!
Jealous he's offering "eye pillow" to others besides yourself?


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
The One True Rant wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
Lie back and I'll show you how use them as improvised eye pillows.
Knock that shit off!
Jealous he's offering "eye pillow" to others besides yourself?

Not quite but thanks for sharing.


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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I've been diligently reading this thread from the beginning so I knew where to find this one having just gone past it a couple of days ago on page 387.
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I'm passing around the hat to get this dog a gun and put this ugly bitch out of her misery once and for all

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easy rebel....she nice lady.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:easy rebel....she nice lady.
Irrelevant....she's an ugly cunt that needs to be weeded out of society.


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:easy rebel....she nice lady.
Irrelevant....she's an ugly cunt that needs to be weeded out of society.
I can't stop staring at the crotch & thigh area.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:easy rebel....she nice lady.
Irrelevant....she's an ugly cunt that needs to be weeded out of society.
reasonable minds can differ.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:I'm passing around the hat to get this dog a gun and put this ugly bitch out of her misery once and for all
Careful badmouthing WGM's succubi. At least this one has a little heft in the fun places. Narcissism aside, she gives the impression of being available and fun. Despite making Benji look like an asshole in this picture, you could probably slip her a couple long island iced teas and wear that shit like a catcher's mask.

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Tell her yourself. She posts here, you know.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:reasonable minds can differ.
Indeed

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Tell her yourself. She posts here, you know.
Wait, what?
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That would get hit.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Tell her yourself. She posts here, you know.
I think she's a sharp looking lady. She's hot.

I'd let her do bad things to me.
My cousin is a redheaded german-mexican, we call him a beanerschnitzel

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Testiclaw wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Tell her yourself. She posts here, you know.
I think she's a sharp looking lady. She's hot.

I'd let her do bad things to me.
She's a nice gal, and she's single.
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Testiclaw wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Tell her yourself. She posts here, you know.
I think she's a sharp looking lady. She's hot.

I'd let her do bad things to me.

Agreed.

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Delicious, delicious crotch and thighs.
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not so delicious, but what the fuck would a dog do with a gun?


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lesser_rebelangel wrote:Delicious, delicious crotch and thighs.

that's the spirit. she's more than a shade underweight for me but the squat rack has stood her well.

shut up buttercup...any answer but WOULD denotes lack of clarity and purpose as an adult male.
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syaigh wrote:
Testiclaw wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Tell her yourself. She posts here, you know.
I think she's a sharp looking lady. She's hot.

I'd let her do bad things to me.
She's a nice gal, and she's single.
I'd hit on her if I could, but I am not her type.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
lesser_rebelangel wrote:Delicious, delicious crotch and thighs.

that's the spirit. she's more than a shade underweight for me but the squat rack has stood her well.

shut up buttercup...any answer but WOULD denotes lack of clarity and purpose as an adult male.
Oh, I'd hit it...but let's not go crazy.
This broad is not "delicious".

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