The couch thread

[Kazuya Mishima]

They breed 'em right in Brasil.

[WildGorillaMan]

I missed you when you were gone, FC.

[TheCoug]

It's a man, baby!

What is you point? I'd give her the roughest 45 seconds of her life. (EZ!)

That's a most satisfying modal domain.


WAS a man. Past Tense.

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[TheCoug]

recap? I don't really follow @fit drama, but am currently skimming Wolf's book...

In the beginning, the people were healthy and strong. But then, the Lord bestowed riches upon the people that allowed them to become fat and lazy. They forgot the old ways and descended into slothfulness and self worship. From among them, a false prophet was raised who worshipped a new god. A false god born of ignorance and deceit.

This new prophet declared that the old ways were the new ways. And they need no longer be fat and slothful, but could still worship themselves. The price they paid was that they would have to drink of the Kool-Aid, and never succumb to logic or reason. Starvation and injury became rampant among the followers of the new god.

The old prophets were crucified one by one until the new way threatened all that was holy. The old prophets found refuge and new followers who knew the true way. And where they gathered truth was spoken. The truth was spread and threatened the domain of the false prophets and reason began to be restored.

But then, one dark day, the followers of the new god began descending into the sacred places and tempting the brethren with promises of carnal delight. All seemed lost until a disciple of the old ways spoke his word and the uprising was born anew.

Begone all disciples of the new god! We will not succumb to your trickery! Instead, we will return reason and sanity and continue to teach the old ways so that you may prosper!

(Good Lord, I need to stop reading Crusader's posts)

But if the followers of the false prophets and the evil God look way look HOT, it is ok for the bretheren of the old way who have found refuge where truth is spoken, to spank to the followers of the new way, between sets of truth speaking and uprising?

Cuz if not, there's a herd of elephants in the room.

[Sassenach]

Cunt. Sandy vagina old whore. Go away. Disturbing neSt.

[GoDogGo!]

Cunt. Sandy vagina old whore. Go away. Disturbing neSt.

=D> =D> =D> =D>

[snatch grip]

Cunt. Sandy vagina old whore. Go away. Disturbing neSt.

[sanchezero]

Fuck Crossfit

Agreed. Can we please get back to this subject?

Yes. And the subject is thick bitches.

oh, my...

[Sassenach]

Cunt. Sandy vagina old whore. Go away. Disturbing neSt.

=D> =D> =D> =D>

And this is what happens when Jezzy drinks in the company of gay men. The last thing I remember is dancing with a tranny. I feel like one if those hungover owls.

[TheCoug]

"people" were a leeeeetle concerned things may be changing around here.

i said - nah. it's like when everyone can't find their seat in musical chairs for a second. then everyone finds it, except maybe one, and it is allllllllllllll back to normal, and it is good.

i can't find my chair.

bye bye

[Holland Oates]

Cunt. Sandy vagina old whore. Go away. Disturbing neSt.

=D> =D> =D> =D>

And this is what happens when Jezzy drinks in the company of gay men. The last thing I remember is dancing with a tranny. I feel like one if those hungover owls.

[Damien]

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[Jag Panzer]

Nothing's sadder than a butthurt attention whore.

Except most everything ever.

[Yes I Have Balls]

Steve Tyler @fitter?

[Grandpa's Spells]

Steve Tyler @fitter?

You seem to have a one track mind about that broad. Did she turn down your Facebook friend request or something?

[Yes I Have Balls]

Steve Tyler @fitter?

You seem to have a one track mind about that broad. Did she turn down your Facebook friend request or something?

What is Facebook? I focus my attention on attractive women, not ugly dudes. To wit:

[DrDonkeyLove]

Steve Tyler @fitter?

Calling her a cum guzzling cultist worshiping at the altar of Gin Jones is one thing but the pic mockery is too much if you're an anonymous fuck nugget like most of us here. Too much blending of VL and RL for my taste.

[lesser_rebelangel]

I take back my previous approval of one of Coug's pics: must have been taken in a favorable light. Coug needs to GTFO. I don't come here to see pages and pages of a sad, ridden-hard-and-put-away-wet attention whore engaging in a pathetic sexual virtual tango with you sad fucks.

Seriously, everybody stop this faggotry.

On a sidenote, I've changed my opinion of FagFit: used to think "Something's better than nothing" for most people. Now, after putting it all in the scales and weighing it, I'm of the opinion that CuntFit is doing more harm than good. When I have to help a person with a torn labrum and a wrist injury resulting from a workout that didn't make any goddamned sense in the first place all in the same week, I get fucking tired of this shit. Tired of the groupthink and the addictive personality types, too. Exercise to get better performance-wise; get your psychological therapy somewhere else.

[Fat Cat]

bitches is ridiculous

[Blaidd Drwg]

Bitch is bat-shit-crazyay and a little fragile but I'm not down with the RL/VL slop over. Chill out on the face shots

[friedquads]

To top it off, that bitch ruined Andro Friday. Anyone notice how WGM's typical Friday posting was not up?

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

To top it off, that bitch ruined Andro Friday. Anyone notice how WGM's typical Friday posting was not up?

Boo fuckin' hoo.
Good riddance to that shit.

[WildGorillaMan]

To top it off, that bitch ruined Andro Friday. Anyone notice how WGM's typical Friday posting was not up?

Boo fuckin' hoo.
Good riddance to that shit.

It totally was up yesterday, I just didn't get around to linking it here.

[TheCoug]

Double

[TheCoug]

Guys. My last post evah to this thread.

At least I'm out here as me. I know that is an ugly hagfish picture and it's out there for the world to see and make fun of why?

Because I goddamn squatted to parallel for the first time since surgery that day. I look like an ugly rat ass man or a washed up sandy scratchy cunt none of you want to fuck while I'm doing it....

Hm.


Bye to the anonymous adonises.

Muah.