Mickey O'neil wrote:None of these fuckers know what the hell they are doing. I'm going to open an affiliate with T200.
I am tentatively announcing my retirement from training others. It is not set in stone yet but it is getting closer.
If I retire I will hold either a crazy seminar or write a drug-fueled e-book as my swan song. I have several topics on which I can freestyle long-form rants at this point.
Mickey O'neil wrote:None of these fuckers know what the hell they are doing. I'm going to open an affiliate with T200.
I am tentatively announcing my retirement from training others. It is not set in stone yet but it is getting closer.
If I retire I will hold either a crazy seminar or write a drug-fueled e-book as my swan song. I have several topics on which I can freestyle long-form rants at this point.
Fuck this industry.
Peace niggers.
Um, me and Shaf? Yes, I knew of your intentions, T, but I thought maybe I could get you to postpone for a while.
There is some good peeps. But 99% is absolutely stupefying trash, including at the highest/respected levels.
And most of the clients in anyone's gym are pure insipid faggots who any sane person would be better off not knowing.
There is very little that would keep me around at this point. I just need to square something away 100% and I am really close right now to spending my days lifting and moving trees for a decently high salary (i.e., my perfect job).
I am anticipating my book being something like Fear and Loathing meets Never Let Go by way of libelous Anthony Roberts BS with a very pro-bodybuilding/powerlifting/anti-weightlifting slant and controversial advice on the best ways for kids and ladies to use drugs. If that won't be the final nail in my training business coffin then WTF.
T200 wrote:There is some good peeps. But 99% is absolutely stupefying trash, including at the highest/respected levels.
And most of the clients in anyone's gym are pure insipid faggots who any sane person would be better off not knowing.
There is very little that would keep me around at this point. I just need to square something away 100% and I am really close right now to spending my days lifting and moving trees for a decently high salary (i.e., my perfect job).
I am anticipating my book being something like Fear and Loathing meets Never Let Go by way of libelous Anthony Roberts BS with a very pro-bodybuilding/powerlifting/anti-weightlifting slant and controversial advice on the best ways for kids and ladies to use drugs. If that won't be the final nail in my training business coffin then WTF.
We are talking legit landscaping trees here. Not drug slang.
I would be using both my own throw-trees-around-strength and heavy equipment presumably (though I am rusty with most of it at this point).
I have one very real possibility to run all of Chicago (my past area in that industry) and a second possibly shady offer from a supervillain-esque multi-millionaire who's cousins are like my brothers and owns the company I used to work for. Not sure what exactly he is hatching but he said he has some possibilities for me.
It would take a job at the USOC, API or with an NCAA program or private program giving me near 100% control to keep me around. Or just some idiot paying me a ludicrous amount of guaranteed cash to keep training. And then I think I would still dream of just being a lumberjack.
If I do a seminar I would invite Shaf and Gin Master to present on topics as well (anyone else will need to submit to me what topic they intend to speak on). I already have a man who pitched in 2 World Series and has over 100 wins in MLB set up to present on why everyone currently training baseball youth athletes is a fucking know-nothing faggot. That's aces IMO.
I will furnish a preliminary list of topics tomorrow or something.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:WTF is an "Olympic power lifter".
It is intuitively obvious to the casual observer that "Olympic Powerlifters" do Oly lifts with wide box squat like stances, lots of upper body forward tilt, tribal tats, and a light beard.
This just in: Rezazadeh signed with Inzer. He will be going for the world record snatch while wearing the Leviathan.
Bwahaha!!
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
T200 wrote:We are talking legit landscaping trees here. Not drug slang.
I would be using both my own throw-trees-around-strength and heavy equipment presumably (though I am rusty with most of it at this point).
I have one very real possibility to run all of Chicago (my past area in that industry) and a second possibly shady offer from a supervillain-esque multi-millionaire who's cousins are like my brothers and owns the company I used to work for. Not sure what exactly he is hatching but he said he has some possibilities for me.
It would take a job at the USOC, API or with an NCAA program or private program giving me near 100% control to keep me around. Or just some idiot paying me a ludicrous amount of guaranteed cash to keep training. And then I think I would still dream of just being a lumberjack.
If I do a seminar I would invite Shaf and Gin Master to present on topics as well (anyone else will need to submit to me what topic they intend to speak on). I already have a man who pitched in 2 World Series and has over 100 wins in MLB set up to present on why everyone currently training baseball youth athletes is a fucking know-nothing faggot. That's aces IMO.
I will furnish a preliminary list of topics tomorrow or something.
T200 wrote:We are talking legit landscaping trees here. Not drug slang.
I would be using both my own throw-trees-around-strength and heavy equipment presumably (though I am rusty with most of it at this point).
I have one very real possibility to run all of Chicago (my past area in that industry) and a second possibly shady offer from a supervillain-esque multi-millionaire who's cousins are like my brothers and owns the company I used to work for. Not sure what exactly he is hatching but he said he has some possibilities for me.
It would take a job at the USOC, API or with an NCAA program or private program giving me near 100% control to keep me around. Or just some idiot paying me a ludicrous amount of guaranteed cash to keep training. And then I think I would still dream of just being a lumberjack.
If I do a seminar I would invite Shaf and Gin Master to present on topics as well (anyone else will need to submit to me what topic they intend to speak on). I already have a man who pitched in 2 World Series and has over 100 wins in MLB set up to present on why everyone currently training baseball youth athletes is a fucking know-nothing faggot. That's aces IMO.
I will furnish a preliminary list of topics tomorrow or something.
Damn right. I can't wait to see the pictures of you overhead squatting the trees, doing HSPU on the trees, etc.
Quackmire wrote:
Bony Pudding trying to "explain" the WOD programming. Through what he says and what he doesn't say, the abject stupidity of following the WOD is thus revealed...ie. it's just some dude that knows fuck-all about exercise pretty much randomly throwing shit against a wall. .wmv .mov
Not that anyone here didn't already know this, it's just pretty much admitted in the video.
I watched it. And I tried to step back and see if it made any sense. Nope, it really doesn't.
His reason for programming front squats? Because they require flexibility and they expose weaknesses in form. Yup, that's his reason for putting the front squat triples on the 2nd day of the "cycle." Pure genius.
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