The couch thread

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:43 pm

http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG7nFm ... tcher.html

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:16 pm

We're not just burpees and pullups. We're family.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2011/02/lef ... l#comments

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:19 pm

Andrew,

I understand that you are recovering from a medical condition, but in the end you need to stop being a Internet message board pariah and "put up or shut up". If you are so much more superior and your training methods superior, then bring it.

So, the kid that is doing the Lord's work in this thread:

http://www.cathletics.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5888

Just got called out by a fat, slow, weak @Fitter whose blood is 85% Kool-Aid.

:

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Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:51 pm

Did you know that Lauren left Coach? I guess the 2 of them couldn't stop screwing affliate owners.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:58 pm

Dick Hurtz wrote:Did you know that Lauren left Coach? I guess the 2 of them couldn't stop screwing affliate owners.

You are way behind the times, my man

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:11 pm

Jay wrote:
Dick Hurtz wrote:Did you know that Lauren left Coach? I guess the 2 of them couldn't stop screwing affliate owners.
You are way behind the times, my man

Sorry dude. I'm new and trying to guage where everyone is at.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:12 pm

Dick Hurtz wrote:
Jay wrote:
Dick Hurtz wrote:Did you know that Lauren left Coach? I guess the 2 of them couldn't stop screwing affliate owners.
You are way behind the times, my man

Sorry dude. I'm new and trying to guage where everyone is at.

I was new once myself, just go back and read the pages.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:19 pm

Jay wrote:
Dick Hurtz wrote:
Jay wrote:
Dick Hurtz wrote:Did you know that Lauren left Coach? I guess the 2 of them couldn't stop screwing affliate owners.
You are way behind the times, my man

Sorry dude. I'm new and trying to guage where everyone is at.
I was new once myself, just go back and read the pages.

Thanks. I will.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:19 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/02/0 ... test=faces

What?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm

Danny John wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/02/0 ... test=faces

What?

Geigh

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:29 pm

The only workout you need: New Jack Barbells, bitches.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:35 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The only workout you need: New Jack Barbells, bitches.

Steal the theme song from "New Jack City"

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:33 pm

I feel like the scene from "Stepbrothers"

Brennan Huff: Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
Dale Doback: I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs.
Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:16 pm

He's finally wearing a shirt. Good, I've been

every time his manorexic pic of him in the desert kept popping up everywhere. Mayor McCheeze still needs a punch to the face though.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:59 pm

Why does Bmacncheeze have puffy nips?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:02 pm

Maybe he's lactating.

Or on steroids.

Its a mystery.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:11 pm

Way to play the straight man, syaigh!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:50 pm

syaigh wrote:Maybe he's lactating.

Or on steroids.

Its a mystery.

If it's the latter he got seriously ripped off.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:53 pm

Is it true that couch is boning this chick?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:07 pm

Dick Hurtz wrote:Is it true that couch is boning this chick?

your comedic timing sucks

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:10 pm

Dick Hurtz wrote:Is it true that couch is boning this chick?

Rant, IMO, STFU, K?

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:32 pm

Rant's addictions run deep.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:44 pm

Dick Hurtz wrote:Is it true that couch is boning this chick?

In twelve months she will either be in a wheelchair or be number one fan favorite Team Gorilla Girl.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:19 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Dick Hurtz wrote:Is it true that couch is boning this chick?

In twelve months she will either be in a wheelchair or be number one fan favorite Team Gorilla Girl.

Or both.....

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:34 am

How did we miss this? http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2011 ... pens,1016/

That's elite right there. We should do a photoshop contest.

IGX

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