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Then we will play loud rap music, take our shirts off, and make sweat angels post WOD on the front steps of city hall.
And this is different in what way from any other day?
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We interrupt your couch thread for this important message.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:We interrupt your couch thread for this important message.
When is she ever gonna let those puppies come out for some air ?
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great googly moogly!

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WildGorillaMan wrote:We interrupt your couch thread for this important message.

Good God man..Are you hiding Nudes and waiting for an appropriate moment?

I bow to the contributions you've made to this thread. :prayer:
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Blocky_Mofo wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:We interrupt your couch thread for this important message.

Good God man..Are you hiding Nudes and waiting for an appropriate moment?

I bow to the contributions you've made to this thread. :prayer:
You are new here aren't you?

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Jay wrote:
Blocky_Mofo wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:We interrupt your couch thread for this important message.

Good God man..Are you hiding Nudes and waiting for an appropriate moment?

I bow to the contributions you've made to this thread. :prayer:
You are new here aren't you?
They always are.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:We interrupt your couch thread for this important message.

/thread
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As seen on Facebook:
Hudson Valley CrossFit: "SLAP" 14 minutes ago
Hudson Valley CrossFit: "as in tear" 13 minutes ago

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SLAP tears are the new black

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Jay wrote:SLAP tears are the new black

SLAP tears are already yesterdays news. All the cool kids are getting ruptured achilles tendons this week.
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So so sexy.
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Fat Cat wrote:Image

So so sexy.
That she is. But I also unfortunately have the reality stuck in my head that she's been defiled by BBoi and therefore possibly a carrier of some plague that would put the monkey from Outbreak to shame. I'm sure that SheriBaby is still trying to scrub off traces of VaGilliam DNA left on her body to this day.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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This still makes The Gorilla snicker.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:This still makes The Gorilla snicker.

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Again, fuck Drywall.

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Jay wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:This still makes The Gorilla snicker.

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http://www.forgingelitesarcasm.com/2011 ... ition.html
Again, fuck Drywall.
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The horror...........She used to be a relatively attractive woman and by that I mean compared to my relatives so the bar was already low.
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I like the guy jumping up and down on the bleachers.
I can't see allowing that to continue for very long. Then again, they appear to be at some sort of @fit event so.........


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"Hey kid, knock it off, alright? I'm trying to watch my buddy's jump rope contest."

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Cave Canem wrote:
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The horror...........She used to be a relatively attractive woman and by that I mean compared to my relatives so the bar was already low.
Where's the rest of her?
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There is absolutely nothing wrong orthopedically with the @F swing...really.
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Jesus, that's horrible. Pop it up to 45 degrees one-handed and switch hands on the fly.
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@fitters and fucking up form is as common as a dog taking a shit.


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Jay wrote:@fitters and fucking up form is as common as a dog taking a shit.
Well, required fucked-up form by exercise choice and associated movement "standards" is not exclusively @F's domain, however, they do specialize in it.

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Cave Canem wrote:
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The horror...........She used to be a relatively attractive woman and by that I mean compared to my relatives so the bar was already low.

Is she Roger Daltrey's love child?
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