The couch thread

[WildGorillaMan]

Kyle "Excuses are what other people make" Maynard climbs Mt. Kilimanfuckinjaro on all fours, yet there's no evidence that Couch trains at all.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

I wouldn`t know as no one has posted any pictures and I`m to lazy to search myself.

I tried. Apparently she flies under the radar or isn't the typical @fit "look @me!!!" type.
Oh well, good for her, I guess.

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

And why do your apostrophes go the wrong way? Is that some kind of Swedish bullshit?

[Kazuya Mishima]

Greg Glassman has about as much credibility as a deadbeat dad at a Promisekeepers rally.

[Bobby]

I wouldn`t know why the apostrophes go the wrong way.Might be some kind of swedish bullshit.
Do you have the following letters on your computer? Ä Å Ö?
We have these in Sweden and to tell you the truth I sometimes post when tired and I don`t really care if I
make grammatical and/or spelling mistakes either.

[Jonny Canuck]

Russell Berger I'm not saying this is a good video. I think it's ridiculous… the point is that the people who made this relationship work are real Crossfitters in Reebok HQ, and what Reebok is doing to take CrossFit to other parts of the world is a good thing. No they aren't immune to criticism, I just don't see how this is a big deal.
31 minutes ago · Like

Pukie Bergie,
Not a big deal? This is a company stuck in the fucking 80's. Like it or not, millions of people are going to learn about CrossFit for the first time with the name Reebok associated with it. Do you think they're going to grasp the nuance of sponsorship vs. endorsement? As of right now, putting Reebok on something brings its value down, not up.

I know I've defended them a bit before, but I've had enough the fucking Zigtech energy transfer and EasyTone Sketchers rip-offs. Why are they marketing the Zigs to CrossFitters any way? They're designed to transfer energy from the heel to the toe, exactly what you DON'T want to do in the lifts and what should NOT be NECESSARY with proper running mechanics.

Pukie and Berger are having a pissing contest with Reebok over on the Pukie page.

[WildGorillaMan]

Russell Berger I'm not saying this is a good video. I think it's ridiculous… the point is that the people who made this relationship work are real Crossfitters in Reebok HQ, and what Reebok is doing to take CrossFit to other parts of the world is a good thing. No they aren't immune to criticism, I just don't see how this is a big deal.
31 minutes ago · Like

Pukie Bergie,
Not a big deal? This is a company stuck in the fucking 80's. Like it or not, millions of people are going to learn about CrossFit for the first time with the name Reebok associated with it. Do you think they're going to grasp the nuance of sponsorship vs. endorsement? As of right now, putting Reebok on something brings its value down, not up.

I know I've defended them a bit before, but I've had enough the fucking Zigtech energy transfer and EasyTone Sketchers rip-offs. Why are they marketing the Zigs to CrossFitters any way? They're designed to transfer energy from the heel to the toe, exactly what you DON'T want to do in the lifts and what should NOT be NECESSARY with proper running mechanics.

Pukie and Berger are having a pissing contest with Reebok over on the Pukie page.

Pretty sly of them to have switched Pukie's email to a Gmail address from an @crossfit.com address. I'm sure no one thought to screen cap that fact before it was gone.

The Forumz sure doesn't want to fess up to it.

[The Crawdaddy]

Ya know, cause heaven forbid they discuss the goings on at @FHQ in the @Fit forum!!! Douchebags.

[Mountebank]

Maybe Bergie will get himself fired over FB...gotta cover broad modal domains on the interwebz too.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Some lovely misdirection going on.

[WildGorillaMan]

Some lovely misdirection going on.

https://www.facebook.com/PukieTheClown/ ... 1566514589

This is just completely fucking bizarre. For once I'm actually at a loss for words.

I hope somebody's screen capping this shit before it all disappears.

[Mountebank]

Can someone find the case mentioned in that FB thread where Dale supposedly won a ~$100K judgement against a "cybersquatter"?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Look it up yourself, quack, IGx is not your google. Holy fuck.

[Mountebank]

Meh. Found it.

[ccrow]

Posting this as a public service:

http://screenshot-program.com/fireshot/

The chrome plugin works especially well

This is different from a screen shot utility, puts the whole web page (even what you can't see without scrolling) to a single jpg or pdf - I haven't used it on facebook but it has workedmwell wheneve I have had occasion to use it.

(This way I can see wtf this is about, I don't go on facebook, too much of that kind of thing in my rl without internet enabling it.)

[WildGorillaMan]

One of my HQ sources asked me in an email why nobody like Quack or whoever has taken a compendium of all these blunders and ratted HQ out to Reebok. This person even sent me the email for Don Hasselbeck, the guy at the 'Bok who's overseeing the whole project.

I told my source that I don't think anyone really wants HQ to fail, we just want to fan the flames of the insanity for our own amusement.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Yeah, because actually tattletale-ing would make you a fucking bitch.

[WildGorillaMan]

Yeah, because actually tattletale-ing would make you a fucking bitch.

That too.

And just for the record, you can't set up a Facebook page with a fake email, because you're required to respond to a validation request. Another sad lie by Pukie's handler.

[TerryB]

funny picture about posts

I LOL'd

[Beer Jew]

Dale Saran is a faggot of the highest order. Plus whichever retard is running that Pukie shit.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

The attempted backpedaling is quite amusing.

[powerlifter54]

Dale Saran is a faggot of the highest order. Plus whichever retard is running that Pukie shit.

If a Tree fell on Dale Saran in the forest, would he then stfu?

[powerlifter54]

Dale Saran Haiku
Couch Glassman ring injury
Both impossible.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I just saw a Reebok commercial last night. I laughed out loud when they mentioned the Sport of Fitness, but never, ever, Crossfit.

[Testiclaw]

Some lovely misdirection going on.

"There is no such thing as 'Pukie', we have not heard of it, or seen it,
it is a lie created by the American media. Couch, all praise be upon him, does not
lower himself to your pigdog levels. Thank you."