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Jezebel Jones wrote:You big softee. Truthiness on kids, old people, and animals-- only thing that ever upset me at work.
Indeed.

Ie, if you let your chocolate lab repeatedly run in front of 35+ plus swinging kettlebells, I'll think you're an idiotic attention whore. (true story)
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Jezebel Jones wrote:You big softee. Truthiness on kids, old people, and animals-- only thing that ever upset me at work.

shhhhhhhlet'skeepitontherealdownlow...
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
True, but I've read your log, whinge report and injury list. :-"
Hahaha. Well I played some pretty brutal sports for years and I'm 37. I work with what I have.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
True, but I've read your log, whinge report and injury list. :-"
In my heyday I killed myself in the gym before the back started acting like a Tourette's victim.


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Why do so many of these women have ab guts? Visible abs but their stomachs stick out more than the tits. What are those from?

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I'd Hit It wrote:Why do so many of these women have ab guts? Visible abs but their stomachs stick out more than the tits. What are those from?
HgH.


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That requires a blood test, right? They didn't test for that one then.


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The HGH test is really expensive as well. Kind of a waste given the very minor performance enhancement benefits.

I don't think that is GH gut though. GH gut takes a long time to develop at a really high doses. Could just be standard AAS preferentially storing visceral fat, which for a woman is really noticeable. OTOH, you see that dropped muscular belly in a lot of women...may not be diastatis recti but I bet it is related..

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:The HGH test is really expensive as well. Kind of a waste given the very minor performance enhancement benefits.

I don't think that is GH gut though. GH gut takes a long time to develop at a really high doses. Could just be standard AAS preferentially storing visceral fat, which for a woman is really noticeable. OTOH, you see that dropped muscular belly in a lot of women...may not be diastatis recti but I bet it is related..

Syaigh? You know all that freaky shit...what's the deal?
HGH helps a great deal with recovery. Not so much performance enhancement unless you stack it, but the recovery using it is like the fountain of youth.

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Its probably diastasis if they've had kids. You can't shrink connective tissue once its given up. Some of the women that I know are using PEDs get that six-pack gut and I'm not sure why, but it goes away when they come off. Ie, its there for the Games, disappears for the USAW American Open. Go figure.
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Jay wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:The HGH test is really expensive as well. Kind of a waste given the very minor performance enhancement benefits.

I don't think that is GH gut though. GH gut takes a long time to develop at a really high doses. Could just be standard AAS preferentially storing visceral fat, which for a woman is really noticeable. OTOH, you see that dropped muscular belly in a lot of women...may not be diastatis recti but I bet it is related..

Syaigh? You know all that freaky shit...what's the deal?
HGH helps a great deal with recovery. Not so much performance enhancement unless you stack it, but the recovery using it is like the fountain of youth.

Well, if you get much out of it and can afford it...seems dumb not to. Everyone i've talked to has given a resounding MEH.....
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syaigh wrote:Its probably diastasis if they've had kids. You can't shrink connective tissue once its given up. Some of the women that I know are using PEDs get that six-pack gut and I'm not sure why, but it goes away when they come off. Ie, its there for the Games, disappears for the USAW American Open. Go figure.

huh...for real? carving out a bunch of visceral fat is a big deal....do women get bloat from test aromitization like men?
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I'd Hit It wrote:That requires a blood test, right? They didn't test for that one then.
A blindman in a snowstorm could drive a bus through the "testing" in place.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:Its probably diastasis if they've had kids. You can't shrink connective tissue once its given up. Some of the women that I know are using PEDs get that six-pack gut and I'm not sure why, but it goes away when they come off. Ie, its there for the Games, disappears for the USAW American Open. Go figure.

huh...for real? carving out a bunch of visceral fat is a big deal....do women get bloat from test aromitization like men?
Yes, we're awesome at turning test into estrogen. Its one of our super powers. And then, of course, there is secondary bloat from some other compounds.
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IDK mates

I hate Crossfit.

But I love Laura Phelps.

And she's all over the Gaymes.

I may cash it in boys.
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Can the ab gut come from bracing with out a belt?

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grip junky wrote:Can the ab gut come from bracing with out a belt?
Not at all.

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protobuilder wrote:IDK mates

I hate Crossfit.

But I love Laura Phelps.

And she's all over the Gaymes.

I may cash it in boys.
Don't hate the players in the game hate the people running the game. I don't hate @fit like I used to but there are elements of it that should change. We all know what they are and those elements deserve to be ripped on.


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BobW wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote:That requires a blood test, right? They didn't test for that one then.
A blindman in a snowstorm could drive a bus through the "testing" in place.

Realized that when I saw a crossover athlete I know who is open about their PED use all over Facebook talking about competing in the Games with their affiliate team. The juicing is so blatant I did not think it could be possible they were competing in the Games until those posts!

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syaigh wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:Its probably diastasis if they've had kids. You can't shrink connective tissue once its given up. Some of the women that I know are using PEDs get that six-pack gut and I'm not sure why, but it goes away when they come off. Ie, its there for the Games, disappears for the USAW American Open. Go figure.

huh...for real? carving out a bunch of visceral fat is a big deal....do women get bloat from test aromitization like men?
Yes, we're awesome at turning test into estrogen. Its one of our super powers. And then, of course, there is secondary bloat from some other compounds.


I was under the impression that the "ab gut effect" that you see in folks who use certain PED's is due to the drugs causing the intestines to grow. But that kind of sounded like an urban legend, to me.


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OMG. Fast forward to the 16:00 mark for the most demented and corporate-driven "opening prayer" you will ever hear (opening ceremonies of the Gaymes).

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Bwahahahahaha

That is fucking epic.
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:Its probably diastasis if they've had kids. You can't shrink connective tissue once its given up. Some of the women that I know are using PEDs get that six-pack gut and I'm not sure why, but it goes away when they come off. Ie, its there for the Games, disappears for the USAW American Open. Go figure.

huh...for real? carving out a bunch of visceral fat is a big deal....do women get bloat from test aromitization like men?
Yes, we're awesome at turning test into estrogen. Its one of our super powers. And then, of course, there is secondary bloat from some other compounds.


I was under the impression that the "ab gut effect" that you see in folks who use certain PED's is due to the drugs causing the intestines to grow. But that kind of sounded like an urban legend, to me.
it's real but only at multi year massive doses. no cf'ers are there yet.
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He's no more of a corporate schill / religous dumbass than any other preacher. And without Greg Glassmans vision where would this thread be?
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