The couch thread

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Silly CF'ers, did they forget Couch can do no wrong?
http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=13

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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"


...I wanted to leave just the quote, cause I totally agree with you. But to play devils advocate, and I hate to say it, to be fair, we have no idea what went down behind doors. What if it was Greg that 'boiled her pet rabbit' (I heard Greg was paleo), or beat her, causing her plastic surgery. Still, she could be the 'bigger man', and she doesnt have to hurt everyone else. OK, so in 3 sentences I did a circle, and am back at the quote, where I shoulda stopped. ...so Im not as prophetic as some of you...
Did you just suggest, without evidence, that Greg may have beaten his ex-wife? Or cooked her pet?

(That shouldn't be a question. I realize you did suggest that. I'm just in shock.)

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Let's remember here that we were told he attempted to deny medical treatment during an emergency

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Holy Gorrilla Jeezus! Do these motherfuckers not have lives?

On another note I'd like to thank the local kool aid swillers for the new Rogue equipment at my local gym. Bumpers, racks, glute-ham raise, battling rope, more cattleballs, more dynamax med balls, and other assorted toys that all are free to use.

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EZ, you @fitter, you


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let us praise crossfit for outfitting a bunch of gyms and running newb trainers through every possible mistake in the book.

many that survive this dust up will do good work.
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Jay wrote:EZ, you @fitter, you
LOL

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couch doubles down with Cirrus Aircraft and says he will complete the purchase as scheduled on September 30th personally in the event that the company is unable to. Given that the preliminary injunction hearing is scheduled for 26th September, that seems probable.
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What a duck says wrote:
Orange Coast CrossFit wrote:Nothing slows this guy down, good thing the doctors told him "No WAY was he competing in the next workouts" because if he had his way he would been there til the end!

The real surprise is that they actually had "doctors" on site!
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He is the king of the douches.


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not until he has knuckle tattoos like BMacNCheezy!
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FB commenter wrote:Headband:check, Excessive Spandex:check, No Shirt:check, Excessive Meaningless Tats:check, Excessive Macho Posturing:check, Cross Shit Douche Level: Expert!
This is Elite level douchebaggery!

dammit duck I keep wanting to see those titties!


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He split his forehead doing a shitty snatch, aka "overhead anyhow". Fucking tool.


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I try to be cool with shit and not get into anyone's business but if somebody was slinging blood all over the place and one drop got on me I would fucking go apeshit. Picking up the hep, the herp, or the hiv from some dipshit is not on my Climber911 list.


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Duck - please get rid on that darn picture before I lose it - either that of post the whole thing for us - a much better option I believe!


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climber511 wrote:Duck - please get rid on that darn picture before I lose it - either that of post the whole thing for us - a much better option I believe!
I will try to find out where it came from. I'm sure there's a good reason why it is called..."No matter how many times you watch it"... :JR:


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it's more like this......

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well there goes the rest of this day

or week
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protobuilder wrote:well there goes the rest of this day

or week

block out a month, you're welcome

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I thought for a second about putting these in the "Right Now I'm Drinking..." thread, but nah...
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she sounds like a good, loyal bitch

well, aside from the whole Eddie thing
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What the fuck did they spike her kool aid with?
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:What the fuck did they spike her kool aid with?
crazy
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:What the fuck did they spike her kool aid with?
Couch must have a mighty dick. Well, that and lots of $$.

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