The couch thread

[Shapecharge]

I just read a news story about a gal who suffocated her boyfriend in his mobile home, with her breasts. At first I was like, "ORLY!" Then I read she was 51 and was like, "Do not want."

But the story also said another gal suffocated HER husband with 38DD breasts, but there were no pictures of the murder weapons.

How cool would it be if you found out they were arguing about blueberries? She was all like, baby you want some blueberries in your pancakes? And he says, you fucking dumb cunt you know blueberries make me shit chocolate milk out of my ass! Then he wakes up dead from a giant titty beatdown. Sad really.

[TerryB]

I just read a news story about a gal who suffocated her boyfriend in his mobile home, with her breasts. At first I was like, "ORLY!" Then I read she was 51 and was like, "Do not want."

But the story also said another gal suffocated HER husband with 38DD breasts, but there were no pictures of the murder weapons.

How cool would it be if you found out they were arguing about blueberries? She was all like, baby you want some blueberries in your pancakes? And he says, you fucking dumb cunt you know blueberries make me shit chocolate milk out of my ass! Then he wakes up dead from a giant titty beatdown. Sad really.

*shudders*

[Holland Oates]

Looks like the B-boi has found a PR flack.....

http://www.self.com/fitness/2013/02/hea ... rentPage=2

Good for him.

[Cave Canem]

Looks like the B-boi has found a PR flack.....

http://www.self.com/fitness/2013/02/hea ... rentPage=2

Good for him.

You've got a point, EZ. There's a shitload of trainers worse than him and ANYC in this town making some major bucks. Why not ride a gravy train that doesn't depend on HQ?

[j-cubed]

Looks like the B-boi has found a PR flack.....

http://www.self.com/fitness/2013/02/hea ... rentPage=2

Good for him.

I sure hope he doesn't actually punch that way. WTF is it with people trying to look all tough in their pictures, making fists like they are UFC MMA champions, yet they can't align their fist with their arm correctly for the picture?

[Schlegel]

20% slop, 20 degree slop, what's the diff? Punching an actual object is for specialized insects.

[johnst_nhb]

There's this....

http://www.outsideonline.com/fitness/ru ... eresy.html

[Turdacious]

From the outside mag link:

Lapping the course, I head back out for mile 14. Now you’re in uncharted waters, I think. As if on cue, the hills appear again and my legs go rubbery. I choke down a Gu and some water and am carried for miles on a second wind. How do I feel? To be honest, not great. But no worse than in the other marathons I’ve run.

At mile 19, I pause for a cup of Coke and make the final turn toward the tape. “Let’s see what the wall wants to do to me,” I mutter. But the wall never comes. Weird calf cramps jab me for the last five miles, forcing me to walk for several seconds, but I fall in beside a fellow sufferer, we pick up the pace late, and I finish in 3:39—a personal record by five minutes.

So did CFE deliver? Yes, mostly. It got me to the starting line without injury. I ran strong on a tough course. What’s more, I’m the quickest, most bulletproof all-around athlete I’ve ever been.

http://www.outsideonline.com/fitness/ru ... tml?page=8

I give him credit, he did something his coach can't do.

[Cave Canem]

They finally got it right.....

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[kreator]

There's this....

http://www.outsideonline.com/fitness/ru ... eresy.html

In person he’s friendly and self-deprecating. He can also be intimidating, perhaps because of his self-confidence, which is abundant

How can you be both self-deprecating and abundantly self-confident?
The latter is certainly accurate.

[TerryB]

How can you be both self-deprecating and abundantly self-confident?

It's called false humility, because all but the most socially inept amongst us know you can't walk around acting like a supremely self-confident douchenozzle without annoying everyone.

[Gin Master]

It’s also drawn criticism, often from distance pros who blast the San Rafael, California-based MacKenzie on discussion boards like LetsRun.com, where he’s been called an uncredentialed “clown” who pushes dubious ideas.

[D'Aquisto]

Can someone explain the science behind this modal domain?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Bboi has a hint of gyno

[Bobby]

Mebe just puppy fat?

[___________]

Bboi is a Bbioch.

[syaigh]

I imagine the guy got distracted by the view. Can't really blame him.

Can someone explain the science behind this modal domain?

[Bobby]

I bet she,although being elite wasn`t prepared for that!

[TerryB]

I bet she,although being elite wasn`t prepared for that!

Her box was probably following some kind of periodized program. That shit never works! You have to train completely at random to be truly prepared for anything. When will people truly absorb what Couch is trying to teach them??

[powerlifter54]

I imagine the guy got distracted by the view. Can't really blame him.

Can someone explain the science behind this modal domain?

The bottom photo is a good example of a split snatch in progress.

[Really Big Strong Guy]

Looks like the B-boi has found a PR flack.....

http://www.self.com/fitness/2013/02/hea ... rentPage=2

Good for him.

I sure hope he doesn't actually punch that way. WTF is it with people trying to look all tough in their pictures, making fists like they are UFC MMA champions, yet they can't align their fist with their arm correctly for the picture?

Nice Bitch Tits......I can't believe no one else didn't notice.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I mentioned Gyno above

[Fat Cat]

Daddy, why does the town smell like gin?

[Kenny X]

Looks like the B-boi has found a PR flack.....

http://www.self.com/fitness/2013/02/hea ... rentPage=2

Good for him.

I sure hope he doesn't actually punch that way. WTF is it with people trying to look all tough in their pictures, making fists like they are UFC MMA champions, yet they can't align their fist with their arm correctly for the picture?

Nice Bitch Tits......I can't believe no one else didn't notice.

Bitch tits or not, he got to fuck Allison Bishop.

And I hate him for that.

[___________]

He's still a niggerdly bitch that is going to get his shit pushed in.