The couch thread

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:56 pm

Don't be hating on bad poetry.

She is simply transferring her misery to the reader.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:05 pm

The suffering continues. I don't know about you guys, but my life is feeling pretty fucking awesome right about now.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... -they.html

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:08 pm

Oh, snap...check out the end of the post.

She gonna make a lesbo turn?

Fucking...hilarious.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:18 pm

The next fucker to go down on AllieNYC should uppercut that homewrecker in the taint.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:52 pm

Shapecharge wrote:****FLASH IGx ALERT****

BROKENHEARTED CHICK IN SANTA CRUZ, CA IS IN DEPERATE NEED OF DICKIN' DOWN. ANY AND ALL IGx OPERATORS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO TRACK HER ASS DOWN AND THROW SOMETHIN' UP IN HER. WE CANNOT, I REPEAT, CANNOT TAKE A SECOND POEM. THAT IS ALL.

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Someone needs to nab that crazed mascara-stained grrl in a burlap napsack and beat her with a rubber fist.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:00 pm

What a sad soap opera.

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:07 pm

I call BS on her 15 mile run at 6min/mile. Even if she has gone vagitarian, that's fast.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:30 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Oh, snap...check out the end of the post.

She gonna make a lesbo turn?

Fucking...hilarious.

I can't believe this is real. This woman is 39 and behaving like a school girl. Hopefully her son isn't reading this shit. But hell, if his mom's a CFer, he's probably reading this forum.

I support the sapphic turn. She's almost 40 and still getting it done.

Somebody needs to snap a picture of Brendan and ANYC and post it here: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:33 pm

Someone here needs to contact this chick and get her to come over here. CP's about the closest thing we have to a chick next to Gav so either one of you two homo's send her an email and get cozy with her and then we can begin the rehabilitation process. If we do things the IGx way we'll have her doing vegetable DP videos and donkey shows within the year. Unfortunately there's nothing for Bolt and Pappy to jump off of or do crazy flips and shit off of or the SEPT would be on this. We're used to making chicks sad after we've done got ball deep in their ass...not before.

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:14 pm

stosh wrote:I call BS on her 15 mile run at 6min/mile. Even if she has gone vagitarian, that's fast.

No, she's actually a pretty legit runner...

Anywho look at what she posted down in the other blog, Jeebus...

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:14 pm

Red x?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Oh shit, have we got another blog...what is it, hurry or I might have to do some work.

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:37 pm

No, I meant that pic she posted down in an earlier blogposting.

Can't embed it I guess.

Hold on I'll upload it somewheres...

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:38 pm

Oh yeah, I remember that. I'd fo sho hit that.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:06 pm

It's been fun having a girlfriend around.

At this point, it's my duty to send up the fist signal.

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:14 pm

The dude on the right is the Evil One, no?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:15 pm

LOL! He needs to hold his arm further from his body.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:20 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:LOL! He needs to hold his arm further from his body.

imaginary lat syndrome.

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:02 pm

Who the hell actually finds this chick attractive. Maybe it's cuz I'm not a fitness junkie (I train for real-life performance, not to look good at the club) but I find a body like that chick's to be a tad repulsive. Where are the feminine curves? Having a toned six-pack and bulging sinews doesn't make a woman attractive. I much prefer a little junk in the trunk than a chiseled stringbean. Not to mention, this chick has a typical trailer-trash American face. No good.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:14 pm

As a typical trailer trash American, I don't even see the face. I see a nice set of cans and what looks to be some swank cooze.

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:58 pm

Gin Master wrote:As a typical trailer trash American, I don't even see the face. I see a nice set of cans and what looks to be some swank cooze.

Fake cans and a rock hard body. Wow, how sexy. </sarcasm>

Sub-Zero · Post by **Sub-Zero** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:17 am

I vowed not to post here again after getting into an argument regarding American imperialism and many Americans' willful ignorance of reality on the FSF, but this thread is like crack to me.

TTFKA Krajisnik wrote:Not to mention, this chick has a typical trailer-trash American face. No good.

Gin Master wrote:As a typical trailer trash American, I don't even see the face. I see a nice set of cans and what looks to be some swank cooze.

Kraj is right:

And I fucking hate it when Kraj is right

With a face like that, the mystery is how her x woke up every morning for three years and managed to convince himself to stay another day

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:09 am

Sub-Zero wrote:And I fucking hate it when Kraj is right

Then you must be constantly pissed.

ab g-d · Post by **ab g-d** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:36 am

TTFKA Krajisnik wrote: Maybe it's cuz I'm not a fitness junkie (I train for real-life performance, not to look good at the club)

Right.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:56 am

ab g-d wrote:
TTFKA Krajisnik wrote: Maybe it's cuz I'm not a fitness junkie (I train for real-life performance, not to look good at the club)
Right.

I think that needs some more R's and i's. Like so:

RRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiight.

IGX

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