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Taco Tamer is not one of us.




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Gary John wrote:Now that we have had our group hug:


Any updates on Lisa Lugo?

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I don't know anything about that. But I think Killer Kate and her girlfriend broke up.


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http://physiodetective.com/2014/01/16/k ... t-related/
I won't watch the video cuz I'm not ghoulish that way. They're pushing the idea that his spine gave out before he dropped the bar.


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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:http://physiodetective.com/2014/01/16/k ... t-related/
I won't watch the video cuz I'm not ghoulish that way. They're pushing the idea that his spine gave out before he dropped the bar.
it does look that way..could not, not look. the it's not crossfit crowd has gotten super shrill...
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This the same place where Garm used to put the videos of people jumping out of the WTC when it was hit and giving diving scores.

I think we are all getting nicer?




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Its the estrogen, I take full responsibility.
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Someone was saying in one of the Breaking Muscle threads that they thought the video was doctored to cut out the bar hitting plates first. What's the Warren Commission up to these days?
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They're never going to get it.

Read Couch Winchester's quote here:

"We will not stop snatching. We will not stop CrossFitting. We will not stop doing what we do. It makes us better human beings. Nothing in life comes without risk. For every action there is a consequence. We might die in a CrossFit workout – but we also might die in a car wreck on the way to work. I would rather die doing what I love." from http://coachwinchester.wordpress.com/20 ... /14-01-14/

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What a dumb fuck!

What Oly lifter does a 3RM touch and go after doing a ship load of GPP?

Yeah, nothing to learn from this down at CultFit! Can't be smart and change a few things like the more power and stength events first and then the metcon, huff and puff and kip shit after?

Like you would if you were putting this shit together in a workout session.

No, we will not have any intelligent design here, we are the Snake Kissers of fitness!

Dumbfuckistan beckons!




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syaigh wrote:Its the estrogen, I take full responsibility.
=D>




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"We will not stop snatching. We will not stop CrossFitting. We will not stop doing what we do. It makes us better human beings. Nothing in life comes without risk. For every action there is a consequence. We might die in a CrossFit workout – but we also might die in a car wreck on the way to work. I would rather die doing what I love." from http://coachwinchester.wordpress.com/20 ... /14-01-14/

I really wish these jackasses would talk to their A.A. (or N.A.) sponsors before they post shit like that on the net.

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
"We will not stop snatching. We will not stop CrossFitting. We will not stop doing what we do. It makes us better human beings. Nothing in life comes without risk. For every action there is a consequence. We might die in a CrossFit workout – but we also might die in a car wreck on the way to work. I would rather die doing what I love." from http://coachwinchester.wordpress.com/20 ... /14-01-14/

I really wish these jackasses would talk to their A.A. (or N.A.) sponsors before they post shit like that on the net.
I'm in AA. You have no idea how many people substitute exercise addiction for substance abuse. Most of the time, they wind up better off. Most of the time.

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Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
"We will not stop snatching. We will not stop CrossFitting. We will not stop doing what we do. It makes us better human beings. Nothing in life comes without risk. For every action there is a consequence. We might die in a CrossFit workout – but we also might die in a car wreck on the way to work. I would rather die doing what I love." from http://coachwinchester.wordpress.com/20 ... /14-01-14/

I really wish these jackasses would talk to their A.A. (or N.A.) sponsors before they post shit like that on the net.
I'm in AA. You have no idea how many people substitute exercise addiction for substance abuse. Most of the time, they wind up better off. Most of the time.

That has never, ever worked for me. Nothing could fill the gaping hole that would be left in me if I gave up booze. No matter what I stick in there to fill it up, nothing fits like a nice bottle of Bushmills.


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I actually heard a chick share in a meeting about getting hurt crossfitting and how devastated she was that she couldn't work out for two weeks. She was crying, of course.

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Gary John wrote:Now that we have had our group hug:


Any updates on Lisa Lugo?

Douche bags in love, the best soap opera on the net.
Just the mug shot.

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Thanks. I figured there might be more info on the whole When Prescott Turns.

My two best contacts eventually left CFHQ, so no insider reports on who or what is fucking which.
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
"We will not stop snatching. We will not stop CrossFitting. We will not stop doing what we do. It makes us better human beings. Nothing in life comes without risk. For every action there is a consequence. We might die in a CrossFit workout – but we also might die in a car wreck on the way to work. I would rather die doing what I love." from http://coachwinchester.wordpress.com/20 ... /14-01-14/

I really wish these jackasses would talk to their A.A. (or N.A.) sponsors before they post shit like that on the net.
I'm in AA. You have no idea how many people substitute exercise addiction for substance abuse. Most of the time, they wind up better off. Most of the time.

That has never, ever worked for me. Nothing could fill the gaping hole that would be left in me if I gave up booze. No matter what I stick in there to fill it up, nothing fits like a nice bottle of Bushmills.

Ever try Tullamore Dew?
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Bob Wildes wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
"We will not stop snatching. We will not stop CrossFitting. We will not stop doing what we do. It makes us better human beings. Nothing in life comes without risk. For every action there is a consequence. We might die in a CrossFit workout – but we also might die in a car wreck on the way to work. I would rather die doing what I love." from http://coachwinchester.wordpress.com/20 ... /14-01-14/

I really wish these jackasses would talk to their A.A. (or N.A.) sponsors before they post shit like that on the net.
I'm in AA. You have no idea how many people substitute exercise addiction for substance abuse. Most of the time, they wind up better off. Most of the time.

That has never, ever worked for me. Nothing could fill the gaping hole that would be left in me if I gave up booze. No matter what I stick in there to fill it up, nothing fits like a nice bottle of Bushmills.

Ever try Tullamore Dew?
I have, yes. It's not bad. I just prefer Bushmills.

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For time?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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lasalle wrote:
Gary John wrote:Now that we have had our group hug:


Any updates on Lisa Lugo?

Douche bags in love, the best soap opera on the net.
Just the mug shot.

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She's not very pretty.

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
lasalle wrote:
Gary John wrote:Now that we have had our group hug:


Any updates on Lisa Lugo?

Douche bags in love, the best soap opera on the net.
Just the mug shot.

Image
She's not very pretty.
Would.
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:She's not very pretty.
those lips though
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protobuilder wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:She's not very pretty.
those lips though

Not a show stopper.
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Bob Wildes wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:She's not very pretty.
those lips though

Not a show stopper.
Form follows function.
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DARTH wrote:Taco Tamer is not one of us.
There is no us. Us is an illusion.

And still Taco Tamer is not one.

Fuck the Mighty Taco Tamer.
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