The couch thread

[Jay]

Elgin is a moron, he is funny in spurts but he can go fuck himself as well.

(He's not really funny. At all.)

he has moments, they are few and far between

[Bobby]

for the gunz![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJ-_RH4ieM[/youtube]

[syaigh]

Elgin is a moron, he is funny in spurts but he can go fuck himself as well.

(He's not really funny. At all.)

he has moments, they are few and far between

You either have a large capacity for forgiveness or a short attention span. Or maybe you just like to give guys a good fighting chance. I think its probably the latter. You're nice even when you try and be controversial. I, on the other hand, have a cold black soul. He's not funny ever because the pathetic self-fwapping really outweighs everything else.

[Protobuilder]

Elgin is a moron, he is funny in spurts but he can go fuck himself as well.

(He's not really funny. At all.)

he has moments, they are few and far between

You either have a large capacity for forgiveness or a short attention span. Or maybe you just like to give guys a good fighting chance. I think its probably the latter. You're nice even when you try and be controversial. I, on the other hand, have a cold black soul. He's not funny ever because the pathetic self-fwapping really outweighs everything else.

I'm a real nice guy but I tend to agree with you.

[Cave Canem]

for the gunz![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJ-_RH4ieM[/youtube]

We've reached a point where I don't know if this is parody or if the guy is really serious.

[Luke]

I just caught a bit of Elgin vs. Hulse on the 'toobs. I take it that's his schtick. He reminds me of so many dudes growing up. Judgmental, cynical nerds who never said shit to your face.

[Kenny X]

for the gunz![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJ-_RH4ieM[/youtube]

We've reached a point where I don't know if this is parody or if the guy is really serious.

Did he just recommend "Tabata curls" ??? Did I just hear that???

[Koko, Beware]

I just caught a bit of Elgin vs. Hulse on the 'toobs. I take it that's his schtick. He reminds me of so many dudes growing up. Judgmental, cynical nerds who never said shit to your face.

That is 1000% the stink I get from that guy.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Elgin...not funny, frequently wrong.

Him making fun of the self defense stuff just illustrates it. Blauer is fucking known for that shit, and has made more money doing it than Elgin has spend on his shitty jurisprudence degree, so, yeah, maybe you can nitpick some shit, but I've seen way worse self defense classes

[WildGorillaMan]

I just caught a bit of Elgin vs. Hulse on the 'toobs. I take it that's his schtick. He reminds me of so many dudes growing up. Judgmental, cynical nerds who never said shit to your face.

That is 1000% the stink I get from that guy.

I can't watch his stuff, I feel sorry for the guy. He comes across as someone who's had a traumatic brain injury.

Also, he's hopelessly late to the party.

[Kenny X]

Also, he's hopelessly late to the party.

He really is a retard, is what I hear you saying.

[Jay]

Elgin is a moron, he is funny in spurts but he can go fuck himself as well.

(He's not really funny. At all.)

he has moments, they are few and far between

You either have a large capacity for forgiveness or a short attention span. Or maybe you just like to give guys a good fighting chance. I think its probably the latter. You're nice even when you try and be controversial. I, on the other hand, have a cold black soul. He's not funny ever because the pathetic self-fwapping really outweighs everything else.

When I say moments, they are just a few moments, ie phrases, etc. On the whole he is an idiot who has no right to mock anything since his own prowess in the gym is akin to a Riptard. Having said all that, I have only watched two of his videos because I just want to knock him out. I know I said that about Drywall before, but I think I would really knock out Elgin in person.

My controversy is nice? That's a new one haha

[Kenny X]

I've said this before and I will keep saying it- I liked the internet a lot better when it was the go-to place for free music, free movies, and free hardcore pornography. It was great, in the mid to late 90's. Mostly all the attention whoring was confined to places like LiveJournal, and smart phones didn't exist yet, so losers couldn't flood the net with their bullshit videos.

Then fucking YouTube came along and the next thing you know, anybody could make videos. Shortly after that came the fitness people looking for their 15 minutes of 'Net Fitness Fame, and BOOM! they've all got throngs of Internet Lifters, Internet Runners, Internet et-al fellating them on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the bandwidth they use is fucking immense! It's bandwidth that would be better spent downloading Riley Reid videos and sharing your Grateful Dead mp3's on Bit Torrent in my opinion.

Fuck the internet in-general, and fuck those homos in-particular.

[Jay]

I've said this before and I will keep saying it- I liked the internet a lot better when it was the go-to place for free music, free movies, and free hardcore pornography. It was great, in the mid to late 90's. Mostly all the attention whoring was confined to places like LiveJournal, and smart phones didn't exist yet, so losers couldn't flood the net with their bullshit videos.

Then fucking YouTube came along and the next thing you know, anybody could make videos. Shortly after that came the fitness people looking for their 15 minutes of 'Net Fitness Fame, and BOOM! they've all got throngs of Internet Lifters, Internet Runners, Internet et-al fellating them on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the bandwidth they use is fucking immense! It's bandwidth that would be better spent downloading Riley Reid videos and sharing your Grateful Dead mp3's on Bit Torrent in my opinion.

Fuck the internet in-general, and fuck those homos in-particular.

As you use the internet for this post....

[Kenny X]

I've said this before and I will keep saying it- I liked the internet a lot better when it was the go-to place for free music, free movies, and free hardcore pornography. It was great, in the mid to late 90's. Mostly all the attention whoring was confined to places like LiveJournal, and smart phones didn't exist yet, so losers couldn't flood the net with their bullshit videos.

Then fucking YouTube came along and the next thing you know, anybody could make videos. Shortly after that came the fitness people looking for their 15 minutes of 'Net Fitness Fame, and BOOM! they've all got throngs of Internet Lifters, Internet Runners, Internet et-al fellating them on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the bandwidth they use is fucking immense! It's bandwidth that would be better spent downloading Riley Reid videos and sharing your Grateful Dead mp3's on Bit Torrent in my opinion.

Fuck the internet in-general, and fuck those homos in-particular.

As you use the internet for this post....

It's a love/hate thing, Jay. And there's plenty of porn linked on this website...

[Crust Bucket]

ATTA BOY DOCTOR!!!!

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

I've said this before and I will keep saying it- I liked the internet a lot better when it was the go-to place for free music, free movies, and free hardcore pornography. It was great, in the mid to late 90's. Mostly all the attention whoring was confined to places like LiveJournal, and smart phones didn't exist yet, so losers couldn't flood the net with their bullshit videos.

Then fucking YouTube came along and the next thing you know, anybody could make videos. Shortly after that came the fitness people looking for their 15 minutes of 'Net Fitness Fame, and BOOM! they've all got throngs of Internet Lifters, Internet Runners, Internet et-al fellating them on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the bandwidth they use is fucking immense! It's bandwidth that would be better spent downloading Riley Reid videos and sharing your Grateful Dead mp3's on Bit Torrent in my opinion.

Fuck the internet in-general, and fuck those homos in-particular.

How about fuck the internet and (literally) fuck Riley Reid in particular?

[DARTH]

I'd Force cum all over her face!

[milosz]

Bitching about Crossfit hasn't been fun since this thread stopped being about the blonde chick's tits and Andro Friday.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Now we are bitching about that unfunny dipshit Elgin bitching about Crossfit. Holy fuck.

[powerlifter54]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfk ... e=youtu.be


Well done Bro

[WildGorillaMan]

Now we are bitching about that unfunny dipshit Elgin bitching about Crossfit. Holy fuck.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

[Kenny X]

I've said this before and I will keep saying it- I liked the internet a lot better when it was the go-to place for free music, free movies, and free hardcore pornography. It was great, in the mid to late 90's. Mostly all the attention whoring was confined to places like LiveJournal, and smart phones didn't exist yet, so losers couldn't flood the net with their bullshit videos.

Then fucking YouTube came along and the next thing you know, anybody could make videos. Shortly after that came the fitness people looking for their 15 minutes of 'Net Fitness Fame, and BOOM! they've all got throngs of Internet Lifters, Internet Runners, Internet et-al fellating them on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the bandwidth they use is fucking immense! It's bandwidth that would be better spent downloading Riley Reid videos and sharing your Grateful Dead mp3's on Bit Torrent in my opinion.

Fuck the internet in-general, and fuck those homos in-particular.

How about fuck the internet and (literally) fuck Riley Reid in particular?

Works for me!

[Bud Charniga's grape ape]

So, this articlewas poorly timed:

Yes, the concept of Grid began many months earlier, when Tony Budding conceived of the idea of a new sport and began talking with prospective investors and team operators. ...

Critics certainly had their day. I received a number of private messages saying things like, “No way this works. Not a chance.” My response was always, “Just wait. Wait and watch.” ...

As for me, I never had a doubt. I was immersed in it. I could see, up close, the excitement generated during these matches. The world at large would have to experience this excitement for themselves. ...

The world was put on notice this weekend. Grid has arrived, and it’s only going to grow. Better get your tickets.

I can't access FB at work, but Drywall and others have reposted messages from Grid team owners stating that, OOPS, our funders pulled out, now the league has no money, and all future dates are cancelled. SCHADENFREUDE.

[Drywall]

So, this articlewas poorly timed:

Yes, the concept of Grid began many months earlier, when Tony Budding conceived of the idea of a new sport and began talking with prospective investors and team operators. ...

Critics certainly had their day. I received a number of private messages saying things like, “No way this works. Not a chance.” My response was always, “Just wait. Wait and watch.” ...

As for me, I never had a doubt. I was immersed in it. I could see, up close, the excitement generated during these matches. The world at large would have to experience this excitement for themselves. ...

The world was put on notice this weekend. Grid has arrived, and it’s only going to grow. Better get your tickets.

I can't access FB at work, but Drywall and others have reposted messages from Grid team owners stating that, OOPS, our funders pulled out, now the league has no money, and all future dates are cancelled. SCHADENFREUDE.

Yup, this morning was like Christmas. But Robb Wolf really won the day.