The couch thread

[The Real Rant]

Finally a "sport" befitting an @fitter. These days they'll take what they can get. How ghey.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2008/10/com ... d-wins.tpl

[Sofa King]

"Brownie"

3 rounds for time:

Apply bronzer
Pose in front of mirror
watch nads shrink from overuse of AAS

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[The Real Rant]

I feel so out of the loop. Why didn’t someone tell that @fit’s most vacuous couple had split up?

[The Real Rant]

Seems Mr. Skateboard left her for a hotter, younger chick. Who would have thought a guy like that had commitment issues or would ever leave for something younger and hotter? I'm shocked!

[The Real Rant]

I walk around town with a frown on my face
Fuck the whole world, fixin' to catch a murder case


What a fucking douche.

[Kazuya Mishima]

What a fucking douche.

Well, give it a week.

I'm sure you'll change your opinion of the guy.

[The Real Rant]

Jeez I'm lost. Mr Skateboard left her for Allison NYC! How did I miss that memo?

[Grandpa's Spells]

Jeez I'm lost. Mr Skateboard left her for Allison NYC! How did I miss that memo?

It was a topic of discussion here for like 10 days. WTF.

[The Real Rant]

Jeez I'm lost. Mr Skateboard left her for Allison NYC! How did I miss that memo?

It was a topic of discussion here for like 10 days. WTF.

Sorry Spells. I really do need to keep up to speed on these things.

[cimes]

You are obviously too busy trying to reform Kettleballistan.

CI

[Grandpa's Spells]

Start on p131. It gets into all their blogs, with commenters in his blog telling Brendan he left Shari for a fat chick, ANYC bitching out Shari, Shari writing poems and posting semi-nude pics, it was funny as fuck.

[The Real Rant]

You are obviously too busy trying to reform Kettleballistan.

CI

Well I do have my hands full these days.

[stosh]

When did wearing a hat over your ears become even remotely acceptable? Is that a 'hood thang?

[The Real Rant]

When did wearing a hat over your ears become even remotely acceptable? Is that a 'hood thang?

In his case it's just a douche bag thing. I think I should do a whole expose on this on my site.

[Gary John]

Rant,

Brad and Jennifer split awhile back, also.

Dewey lost to Truman.

Glasshole called DJ, and the conversation was all about.................

[The Real Rant]

Rant,

Brad and Jennifer split awhile back, also.

Dewey lost to Truman.

Glasshole called DJ, and the conversation was all about.................

I know. That's what for taking a 10 day internet fast.

[Sofa King]

Find the pic of B-boi in Hawaii wearing basketball shorts with a wallet chain.
You can't get much trashier than that.

Wait! Another new @fit workout!

"Brendan"

One round of the following:

Steal a dude's wife while acting as her trainer
Live with said former wife and become "loving b-friend"
Be like second father to son desperate (obviously) for father figure
Hang around until former wife, now your g-friend, takes you to Hawaii
Act all bitchin' and pose holding a skateboard to establish your street cred
Meet low self-esteem trust fund baby with magnificent boobs at a "cert"
Hook up with said boobalicious chick at some made up sporting event where you get "pwned" by real athletes
Take off on cross-country escapade with Big Boobs, unceremoniously dumping former g-friend that you stole away from her husband.
Be hated and ostracized by the raging @fit nation
Repeat

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(Thanks to Master Shaf for his capsulization of the sad Shari saga)

[Ripe Turd]

The little boy will either :

-grow up without a father and find it hard

or

-grow up without a father and develop Xfit douchebags hatred.

Either way, he's the real loser in this story.

ON another note, it makes me wondering : how could Xfit douchebags be the best once upon a time? Goddamn the others were fucking weaklings.

[The Real Rant]

Find the pic of B-boi in Hawaii wearing basketball shorts with a wallet chain.
You can't get much trashier than that.

Wait! Another new @fit workout!

"Brendan"

One round of the following:

Steal a dude's wife while acting as her trainer
Live with said former wife and become "loving b-friend"
Be like second father to son desperate (obviously) for father figure
Hang around until former wife, now your g-friend, takes you to Hawaii
Act all bitchin' and pose holding a skateboard to establish your street cred
Meet low self-esteem trust fund baby with magnificent boobs at a "cert"
Hook up with said boobalicious chick at some made up sporting event where you get "pwned" by real athletes
Take off on cross-country escapade with Big Boobs, unceremoniously dumping former g-friend that you stole away from her husband.
Be hated and ostracized by the raging @fit nation
Repeat

Post time to comments.

(Thanks to Master Shaf for his capsulization of the sad Shari saga)

=D> =D> =D>

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Come on, did any of us didn't think the guy was a douch? SERIOUSLY?

[DrDonkeyLove]

I feel so out of the loop. Why didn’t someone tell that @fit’s most vacuous couple had split up?

I examine these people like bugs under a magnifying glass. He's got a mark from the elastic waist band of his shorts in the place where a normal person would wear his shorts. It looks like he or she pulled his shorts down for the picture so we can see his abdominus @fittius muscle.

[___________]

*****

[Fat Cat]

I'm a fat gin drinker and I deeply resemble your comment.

[Grandpa's Spells]

LMAO at Donkey. That shit is killer

[GoDogGo!]

He's got a mark from the elastic waist band of his shorts in the place where a normal person would wear his shorts. It looks like he or she pulled his shorts down for the picture so we can see his abdominus @fittius muscle.

I think the line is too straight and sharp for that. Most likely it came from leaning over a table for a protracted period while someone went all ass-pirate on him.