The couch thread

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:09 pm

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:The Soap Clean and Jerk is part of which WOD?

"Bruce?"

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:09 pm

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=39600

Now 11 pages and going. They're all finally coming out! Kelly Moore gay? What? You don't say....

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=39600

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:39 pm

Finally a topic they are qualified to discuss.

Senior Beginner · Post by **Senior Beginner** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:42 pm

So much unintentional comedy...

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:20 pm

Rant wrote:Finally a topic they are qualified to discuss.

=D> =D> =D>

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:46 pm

Hell with the gay talk, it was boring as hell and all expected ("Welcome to @fit, we're so open and supportive, blahblahblah).
No, the big news is our favorite batshit crazy, BATittied, trust fund baby has been reading IGx!

ANYC wrote:CrossFit is more than your "Fran" time or your back squat. I understand why you started this thread. Everyone likes to have people they can relate to. I even get if you did it just out of curiosity.

Who else discusses the idiocies of "Fran" times?

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:06 am

Trebuchet · Post by **Trebuchet** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:20 am

CF is an awesome, helpful, inventive, enthusiastic, and open community, both virtual and real.

No dear, that's IgX. Come over & see.

kitosho · Post by **kitosho** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:52 am

when i look at ANYC my penis feels like its going to explode and take out half of my neighborhood so i don't care if she just said "durka durka durka" all fucking day long

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:33 pm

Happy Thanksgiving from ANYC!

Hank Scorpio · Post by **Hank Scorpio** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:40 pm

She really does have a phenomenal rack.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:52 pm

Thank Gawd she took that one in a cold room. =D> =D> =D>

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:14 am

Oh man...PVC Motherfucking Mania!!!

Honestly, this might be the stupidest CrossFit-affiliated work out yet.

http://www.norcalsc.com/index.php/post/ ... ing_ideas/

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:34 am

Broomstick Mile

Bwhahahahaha......

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:25 am

Banned wrote:Hell with the gay talk, it was boring as hell and all expected ("Welcome to @fit, we're so open and supportive, blahblahblah).
No, the big news is our favorite batshit crazy, BATittied, trust fund baby has been reading IGx!

ANYC wrote:CrossFit is more than your "Fran" time or your back squat. I understand why you started this thread. Everyone likes to have people they can relate to. I even get if you did it just out of curiosity.
Who else discusses the idiocies of "Fran" times?

Please link where BATittied seyz she is down on IGx.

TIA,

MFP

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:16 pm

The hand stand in public is now the official international designation of "Look I'm douchebag”! The handstand is nothing more than a parlor trick. How does this apply to sport or cave man living or whatever standard they are referring to this week?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:22 pm

Rant, it's a gymnastics thing. My daughter's gymnasium is full of pictures of kids, both little and teenaged, doing handstands in various places on vacation....the beach, Niagara Falls, the Grand Canyon, etc.

Senior Beginner · Post by **Senior Beginner** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:37 pm

Rant wrote: The handstand is nothing more than a parlor trick. How does this apply to sport or cave man living or whatever standard they are referring to this week?

Yeah, I can't do them either.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:58 pm

Practice for 5 minutes. If you are at all within spitting distance of being in decent condition you can get one easy.

Ripe Turd · Post by **Ripe Turd** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:32 pm

Cooch can make 'em on rings. $\:D/$

Trebuchet · Post by **Trebuchet** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:38 pm

When you become a man , people may ask you to do man stuff like move a leaking fridge or unscrew a tight jar lid...not perform a handstand. Handstands are parlour tricks and like tapestry or knitting , a little tricky at first.
Tumbling (a la the waiflike Ken Blackburn) , and juggling 2-3 pood achyballs are more impressive feats.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:30 pm

MarcoFP wrote:
Banned wrote:Hell with the gay talk, it was boring as hell and all expected ("Welcome to @fit, we're so open and supportive, blahblahblah).
No, the big news is our favorite batshit crazy, BATittied, trust fund baby has been reading IGx!

ANYC wrote:CrossFit is more than your "Fran" time or your back squat. I understand why you started this thread. Everyone likes to have people they can relate to. I even get if you did it just out of curiosity.
Who else discusses the idiocies of "Fran" times?
Please link where BATittied seyz she is down on IGx.

TIA,

MFP

It was in the quote I posted from that thread (shit, an admitted cross-post). Since we all hate on the Fran time bullshit of @fit, I figured she's lurking here. . .
somewhere

.

A big shout-out to my peep, ANYC. Yo, yo, yo, baybee.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:33 pm

Banned wrote:A big shout-out to my peep, ANYC. Yo, yo, yo, baybee.

No shizzle.
Baby, if you need your throat poked & someone to spend the trust money on, I'm here, babe.

szczepan · Post by **szczepan** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:34 pm

Banned wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:
Banned wrote:Hell with the gay talk, it was boring as hell and all expected ("Welcome to @fit, we're so open and supportive, blahblahblah).
No, the big news is our favorite batshit crazy, BATittied, trust fund baby has been reading IGx!

ANYC wrote:CrossFit is more than your "Fran" time or your back squat. I understand why you started this thread. Everyone likes to have people they can relate to. I even get if you did it just out of curiosity.
Who else discusses the idiocies of "Fran" times?
Please link where BATittied seyz she is down on IGx.

TIA,

MFP
It was in the quote I posted from that thread (shit, an admitted cross-post). Since we all hate on the Fran time bullshit of @fit, I figured she's lurking here. . .
somewhere .

A big shout-out to my peep, ANYC. Yo, yo, yo, baybee.

No one, I repeat NO ONE, is capable of a sub 3 minute Fran. It is impossible.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:54 pm

szczepan wrote:No one, I repeat NO ONE, is capable of a sub 3 minute Fran. It is impossible.

Not even Jesus?
Who's claiming a sub 3 min Fran?

IGX

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