The couch thread

[The Real Rant]

dude, hop is ghey'r than you.

That’s what I initially thought. A chick like DD has to have a token gay friend or two. But the gay friend would have appeared in the Carl photos. No Hop Sing is the prototypical West Coast sensitive male type. That’s his bait. Look baby I’m sensitive. How about a back rub? He may even be bi but he certainly has it in for DD’s booty.

[The Real Rant]

Women never let go of one branch without having a firm grasp on another.

Ain't that the truth.

[The Real Rant]

LOL! I can’t seem to get over the fact that they split up over training theories. From what I understand Carl was a pretty decent endurance athlete that completed ultra marathons and shit. So he shifts his focus a bit and they’re through? Man she would last like a week with the likes of me.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Down with Hop Sing! UP with CARL!

[The Real Rant]

So is it true, Couch reads this thread? If he does, I just wanted to say - HOLY shit, that guy is a fatass.

How could he not? I can't verify the source but I believe couch was sending me e-mails essentially saying that it was OK to mock him and his program but not his people. I was hinting around at the time about posting the nude pics of Eva T that allegedly exists.

[TerryB]

are those fatigue cutoffs? who knew he was a vet??

[Batboy2/75]

Dudes like that don't endure chicks like DD just to be "friends". I don't know how many conversations I have had with chicks I know and female relatives about this "friend" business. Men don’t need or want friendship from women. They want pussy. Guys that claim to be “just friends” simply don’t have the stones to step up to the plate and risk rejection. They are hanger on-ers hoping to be there in that one moment of vulnerability where she is willing to spread her legs for just about anyone.

I've also had that same talk with countless women and female relatives. Maybe 1 out of 20 agreed with me, that men are not interested in being friends.

This generally supports my theory that most women live a fantasy world. If you want a successful relationship with a woman, you need to think and act like a therapist/dog trainer.

[Dunn]

Carl sez: Hop Sing, I'm coming for you. You better be more than 13 miles away.

God this pic makes me glad that I stopped long distance cycling and running. I would still pick ole' No-Calves Carl over Ping-Pong the flamin' Asian in a fight.

I dated a much younger version of DD once. Still young enough to be hot and fucking wild in bed....but one crazed up fruit loop no matter how you cut it. It was fun while it lasted.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Let's give it up for Couch. If it weren't for him, we'd be making fun of HITers or something, or maybe Dragondoor full time.

[Gin Master]

LOL! I can’t seem to get over the fact that they split up over training theories. From what I understand Carl was a pretty decent endurance athlete that completed ultra marathons and shit. So he shifts his focus a bit and they’re through? Man she would last like a week with the likes of me.

Carl runs to compete in running. DD runs to become one with the universe or some shit. Running addictions are strange things. At least the addiction is cheap and the addicts don't steal shit from you.

To understand the difference between the two guys, you should apply the claw hammer test. One day Carl was rummaging through DD's bag looking for some Hammer Gels. He found the claw hammer, connected the dots, and said fuck it. Hop Sing, presented with the same scenario, would beg daily to be "craw hammered." Thus, he will never see the pierced meat curtains.

[Dunn]

Hop Sing, presented with the same scenario, would beg daily to be "craw hammered." Thus, he will never see the pierced meat curtains.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

This shit is fucking priceless.

[TerryB]

I wonder if her "quote of teh day" desktop calendar has anything about narcissism?

[Dunn]

I wonder if her "quote of teh day" desktop calendar has anything about narcissism?

Probably not man.....probably not.

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

LOL! I can’t seem to get over the fact that they split up over training theories. From what I understand Carl was a pretty decent endurance athlete that completed ultra marathons and shit. So he shifts his focus a bit and they’re through? Man she would last like a week with the likes of me.

=D> =D> =D>

I've also had that same talk with countless talks with women and female relatives. Maybe 1 out of 20 agreed with me that men are not interested in being friends.

This generally supports my theory that most women live a fantasy world. If you want a successful relationship with a woman, you need to think and act like a therapist/dog trainer.

=D> =D> =D>

[The Real Rant]

The bloom has definitely fallen off this rose but she still has a bit a mileage left in that ass. She’s got a few more runs in her and there will be a few dozen more boy toys willing to endure a bit of crazy to get to 5th base. I pity the poor son a bitch that catches her as she’s falling of that cliff. It won’t be long before dudes cringe at the site her. Piercings and tats don’t go well with aging females not to mention a good case of the crazies. I’ve seen it before. She will latch on to some reliable sad sack of shit and make his life a living hell for the next 3 decades and he will endure it because he’s just grateful that anyone would have him.

Still if I were single and the opportunity came up I’d tag her. But it would be a put out and get out situation. I might even leave a sawbuck on the nightstand as I roll out of her boudoir 20 seconds after I got what I wanted.


200 pages =D> =D> =D>

[T200]

Is there a penis clit blossoming here?

[WildGorillaMan]

Let's give it up for Couch. If it weren't for him, we'd be making fun of HITers or something, or maybe Dragondoor full time.

It's true. The @fit forum is so reminiscent of the HardGayner Round Table circa 1998 that it's eerie. You've got all these nitpicking questions and answers from people who think they know what the fuck they're talking about, but they're totally adrift. Not to mention the whole cadre of weak kittens that struggle with a 30kg barbell.

[Kazuya Mishima]

That is one manly looking woman.

[WildGorillaMan]

That is one manly looking woman.

WINSTROL TABS (STANOZOLOL TABLETS)
Active-Life: About 8 hours
Drug Class: Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (Oral)
Average Reported Dosage: Males 25-50-mg daily Women 10mg daily


WINSTROL DEPOT (STANOZOLOL INJECTION)
Active-Life: About 48 hours
Drug Class: High Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (For injection)
Average Reported Dosage: Men 50-100mgs/day, Women 5-10mgs/day

Always, always read the directions on the label.

[Mickey O'neil]

That is one manly looking woman.

WINSTROL TABS (STANOZOLOL TABLETS)
Active-Life: About 8 hours
Drug Class: Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (Oral)
Average Reported Dosage: Males 25-50-mg daily Women 10mg daily


WINSTROL DEPOT (STANOZOLOL INJECTION)
Active-Life: About 48 hours
Drug Class: High Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (For injection)
Average Reported Dosage: Men 50-100mgs/day, Women 5-10mgs/day

Always, always read the directions on the label.

=D>

[TerryB]

That is one manly looking woman.

WINSTROL TABS (STANOZOLOL TABLETS)
Active-Life: About 8 hours
Drug Class: Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (Oral)
Average Reported Dosage: Males 25-50-mg daily Women 10mg daily


WINSTROL DEPOT (STANOZOLOL INJECTION)
Active-Life: About 48 hours
Drug Class: High Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (For injection)
Average Reported Dosage: Men 50-100mgs/day, Women 5-10mgs/day

Always, always read the directions on the label.

LOL that's fucking harsh!

[Kazuya Mishima]

That is one manly looking woman.

WINSTROL TABS (STANOZOLOL TABLETS)
Active-Life: About 8 hours
Drug Class: Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (Oral)
Average Reported Dosage: Males 25-50-mg daily Women 10mg daily


WINSTROL DEPOT (STANOZOLOL INJECTION)
Active-Life: About 48 hours
Drug Class: High Anabolic/Androgenic steroid (For injection)
Average Reported Dosage: Men 50-100mgs/day, Women 5-10mgs/day

Always, always read the directions on the label.

LOL that's fucking harsh!

The truth hurts, baby.

I can believe the legs, abs, and even arms.

Those shoulders, pecs, and TARPZ are the dead giveaway.

[Sofa King]

Please don't worry about my life you guys on Irongram need to get a life. I can tell whenever you guys link to my blog...You know carl and I are still friends too.
Bet you hate that..Looks like there's no good gossip....I love being me ;)

Ah, vindication!

No shit you love being you. You've posted the pics to prove it.

Listen sister, don't hate on us because we've called you and Sharibaybee out for your banality and rampant Narcissism. We do it in the name of @fit disdain, and dare I say it, hate. You and your fellow minor-league interweb celeb wannabes are getting all the attention you crave. My advice is that you keep lurking here and when you see things are getting a bit slow, break up with Hop Sing, beg Carl to run the 13 miles back to you, post a couple of more semi-nekkid pics of you in the wild, rave on about your superficial obsession with Eastern philosophy and bell ringing, then come back here and lap up our reaction like a greyhound that just spent the last 5 minutes chasing that elusive electric rabbit around a Hialeah dog track and faces the fate of Santa's Little Helper.

Baby, don't get us wrong. We love you, we're just not "in love" with you. We can still be friends, right?

As for all the other @fit lurkers; again, I say, no shit. Your forum is about as interesting as calculating the number of blocks in a Baskin-Robbins triple fudge royale sundae. You're welcome here as well under the same conditions as our beloved DD.

[WildGorillaMan]

LOL that's fucking harsh!

I only hate out of love.

[Thud]

I thought we knew couch read this thread. Wasn't he the one that said irongarm was "overflowing with foulmouthed ignorance," or was it someone else?