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T200 wrote:Also, a rather sensitive faggot needs power rack advices...
Hey there,
Just wondering if anyone had any ideas to reduce the noise from a powerrack. I was thinking about getting a power-tech power rack and filling the metal tubing with mono-foam (insulating foam).
There is a PowerRack of this make at my gym currently, and it's rather noisey! I'm thinking the foam will cut out a lot of the sound when racking.
Any thoughts?
Go on the @F forums and recommend they build some PVC power racks. Schedule 80 could handle everything they'll throw at it.

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Any ideas on how to quiet down my chains? They make a lot of racket jangling around on the bar. I've thought of wrapping them in pillow cases.
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Gin Master wrote:No need to usurp someone else's name.
Other than to spin-up douche bags?
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You niggas are sleeping on this topic:
Joanna Sapir -
I've seen several videos at this point of affiliates that have made parallettes with colored pvc. Any idea where/from whom these are being sourced? Or are people just painting them or coloring them with tape? My white ones work just fine, of course, but as I'm about to make more, the colors sure are more interesting. Any info? (I've searched on the boards, and surprisingly didn't find anything - but maybe missed something.)

Jose M. Perez -
Plastic piping is available in either black (ABS), white (PVC) or gray (electrical conduit). Anything other color that you see is has probably been painted. That's fairly easy to do. It would take a lot of tape to cover a five foot length of pipe, so I would recommend spray paint. There are several manufacturers that make spray paint specifically for plastic; just follow the directions.

Ryan Stitt -
Krylon Fusion spray paint for plastic is great stuff. You can get it at Wal Mart for about 5.00 a can. It goes on very evenly if you use it correctly.
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T200 wrote:You niggas are sleeping on this topic:
Joanna Sapir -
I've seen several videos at this point of affiliates that have made parallettes with colored pvc. Any idea where/from whom these are being sourced? Or are people just painting them or coloring them with tape? My white ones work just fine, of course, but as I'm about to make more, the colors sure are more interesting. Any info? (I've searched on the boards, and surprisingly didn't find anything - but maybe missed something.)

Jose M. Perez -
Plastic piping is available in either black (ABS), white (PVC) or gray (electrical conduit). Anything other color that you see is has probably been painted. That's fairly easy to do. It would take a lot of tape to cover a five foot length of pipe, so I would recommend spray paint. There are several manufacturers that make spray paint specifically for plastic; just follow the directions.

Ryan Stitt -
Krylon Fusion spray paint for plastic is great stuff. You can get it at Wal Mart for about 5.00 a can. It goes on very evenly if you use it correctly.
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Dirt Diva postulates on orbs.


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Hey, does that one DD dude we used to make fun of years back still custom paint KB's? I'm sure he could paint some nice flames and shit on those PVC pipes.
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OK, some excellent philospizing from the Dirt Diver.

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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:
T200 wrote:You niggas are sleeping on this topic:
Joanna Sapir -
I've seen several videos at this point of affiliates that have made parallettes with colored pvc. Any idea where/from whom these are being sourced? Or are people just painting them or coloring them with tape? My white ones work just fine, of course, but as I'm about to make more, the colors sure are more interesting. Any info? (I've searched on the boards, and surprisingly didn't find anything - but maybe missed something.)

Jose M. Perez -
Plastic piping is available in either black (ABS), white (PVC) or gray (electrical conduit). Anything other color that you see is has probably been painted. That's fairly easy to do. It would take a lot of tape to cover a five foot length of pipe, so I would recommend spray paint. There are several manufacturers that make spray paint specifically for plastic; just follow the directions.

Ryan Stitt -
Krylon Fusion spray paint for plastic is great stuff. You can get it at Wal Mart for about 5.00 a can. It goes on very evenly if you use it correctly.
Reminiscent of the KB forum.
So you spend $5 to paint a $2 piece of PVC?

I'd rather buy 2 more pieces so some friends could work out with me. Then after some overhead PVC squats we can work on our tactical bow staff skills


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Rant wrote:Dirt Diva postulates on orbs.


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No orbs. So sad.

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protobuilder wrote:
Rant wrote:Dirt Diva postulates on orbs.


http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/
No orbs. So sad.

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They are hiding in her diseased old twat.....

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She even had that fool walking the fucking dog. It looks like that little fucker is out running him too.
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Oh jezzus.....

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She even had that fool walking the fucking dog. It looks like that little fucker is out running him too.
Mile 13. Poor sap.
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Did anyone see this?http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... rvePre.mov
WTF is he blathering about?
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That water bottle is full of gin, well it was at the beginning of the lecture.
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Grim Hamundarson wrote:Did anyone see this?http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... rvePre.mov
WTF is he blathering about?
Is that a gangsta limp or does he just drink himself wobbly? I thought he was gonna fall down a couple of times there.
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Wanted to post this bit. I forgot if it was posted in the thread. This is Pavel's retort to Glassman saying the RKC and XF have more in common than any two other programs out there.
"...it is not my place to criticize CrossFit. I
do respectfully disagree with the statement, "The RKC
program and the CrossFit program have more in common
than any other two systems out there."

The principles of the RKC system relevant to this
thread:

* THE EMPHASIS ON TECHNIQUE OVER EXERCISES AND PROGRAM
DESIGN.
Strength is a skill. It must be practiced, not 'worked
out'. See 'The Naked Warrior' for details.

* SAFETY IS VIEWED AS A PART OF, NOT THE OPPOSITE OF,
PERFORMANCE.
Safe exercise is about distributing the load across
many muscle groups and joints rather than smoking the
weak links. E.g., by insisting on retracting the
shoulder during overhead lifts you pass the load from
the small and vulnerable shoulder to the large and
powerful torso. That means good-by to shoulder
injuries. It also means a greater pressing or
supporting strength. Keeping the shoulder down
literally improves the leverage of the press and makes
a great use of the skeletal structure when supporting
weights overhead.

* RESPECTING THE CYCLICAL NATURE OF ADAPTATION.
Top scientists and caoches, Vorobyev, Gallagher, and
countless others, have established beyond the shadow
of a doubt that adaptation -and training -is cyclical,
not linear. To learn more read 'Supertraining' and my
article 'Tactical Periodization' on SRKC Com. Nate
Morrison's site:
http://www.milfitmag.com/sample/page.php?id=2

Training and testing are not the same thing. Go balls
to the wall only in competition or when your duty
demands it. We train and then test. We don't train by
testing. As Com. Steve Baccari, RKC has put it,
"Strength training is like putting money in the bank
to take it out on the fight night."

I will summarize my views.
I don't claim originality; this is the classic Russian
model.

* High volume is required for a long term adaptation.
* High intensity training (regardless of how intensity
is defined) is used for a short term for peaking. Used
over a long haul it leads to injuries, overtraining,
and plateaus.
* The load (volume, intensity) must be constantly
varied. Light and medium loads are just as important
as heavy loads.
* Exercises may be changed after a few weeks but not
sooner. The principle of continuity of the training
process. Minor variations are allowed (e.g. the
tactical pullup vs. the ring pullup; the DL vs. the
snatch grip DL), big changes are not (e.g. the
tactical pullup vs. a row; the DL vs. the SQ).
* The principle of specificity. Training against the
clock for a GS competitor, not a powerlifter.

I do not wish to beat the dead horse any more. If you
wish to understand the above bullets in great detail,
read 'Tactical Periodization',
'Periodization Demystified' in 'Beyond Bodybuilding',
'Supertraining', and Richard Schmidt's motor learning
textbooks. "

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Pavel wrote:Top scientists and caoches
IGXian slip? You know he walks among us.
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that pavel, despite his marketing errors, has always done a good job of laying it out.
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I don't claim originality;
Probably the single biggest difference, right there.
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Thud wrote:
Grim Hamundarson wrote:Did anyone see this?http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... rvePre.mov
WTF is he blathering about?
Is that a gangsta limp or does he just drink himself wobbly? I thought he was gonna fall down a couple of times there.
Between the limp/wobble, the hair, and the slick drawing, he reminds me of the guy's running shell games outside my old place in NYC.
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The entire "third dimension solid" representing health thing gave me a headache.
So did his hair. Viva la Merkin!!
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There's a filter on the P&B that turns "coach" into "caoch" which is bit of a tribute to an old, favorite troll, caoch petrino.

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the hair kills me...sometimes it's respectable stubble, and sometimes it's that weird thing.

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