The couch thread

[Shafpocalypse Now]

"Don't worry, his blog doesn't get much traffic on the weekends"

Another quality Hitler clip.

[WildGorillaMan]

Happy 300, boys.

So much hate in just over 3 minutes.

Bravo.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

Does this shit ever get old?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

The real genius lies in the Youtube tags for this:

cults couch gin Greg Glassman rehab addiction promiscuity obese narcicisst Ponzi scheme Scientology ethanol IGX CrossFit BOTO POD Hillis Tony Budding Nicole Anavar Equipose Winstrol V dwarfism liver disease suspicious ring injury

Out FUCKING standing.

[Gin Master]

Does this shit ever get old?

No. Once Hitler's hand starts to shake, it's gold. It's even more fun making them (thanks for the tips, upside). A real labor of hate.

[upsideyahead]

devastating hate + hilarity genius = HitlerDD

"I'll be at home with my dick in my hand, icing my shin splints and rubbing cocoa butter on my bloody nipples."

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[TerryB]

On a topic drift, but is there anything people won't turn into a sport and a competition?

Apparently not

What's her Fran time?

Seriously though, i could see Cultfit CupStacking on teh horizon. What better way to train the EOD guys? Need to field strip an M249 in a hurry???? 3...2...1...GO!!

[Turdacious]

Art imitates life:

*An ancient sacrifice gone wrong, an evil couch was brought from the depths of hell. It's sole reason of existence is to kill. Two friends accidently bring the couch back when they tell the story of the horrible crime their ancestors committed. The Couch feeds on every single person that lies within it's path. You could be next!!!*

[POD]

Bloody nipples?

No wonder Dirt Diva didn't notice him then. He was wearing his shirt - a sign that he is obviously not an elite CrossFitter.

[Gin Master]

*An ancient sacrifice gone wrong, an evil couch was brought from the depths of hell. It's sole reason of existence is to kill. Two friends accidently bring the couch back when they tell the story of the horrible crime their ancestors committed. The Couch feeds on every single person that lies within it's path. You could be next!!!*

Shit, those tags really are good for something.

Patty, newb distance kweers often have problems with their nipples in a marathon or ultra. Then they learn to use bandaids and/or appropriate clothing.

[Turdacious]

*An ancient sacrifice gone wrong, an evil couch was brought from the depths of hell. It's sole reason of existence is to kill. Two friends accidently bring the couch back when they tell the story of the horrible crime their ancestors committed. The Couch feeds on every single person that lies within it's path. You could be next!!!*

Shit, those tags really are good for something.

Patty, newb distance kweers often have problems with their nipples in a marathon or ultra. Then they learn to use bandaids and/or appropriate clothing.

...or they use vaseline as a pretext to something else.

[TerryB]

"Every Second Counts, or, How to Keep a Straight Face While Using Sloppy Counterproductive Form to Reduce Your Times"

Cool!

[Gin Master]

*An ancient sacrifice gone wrong, an evil couch was brought from the depths of hell. It's sole reason of existence is to kill. Two friends accidently bring the couch back when they tell the story of the horrible crime their ancestors committed. The Couch feeds on every single person that lies within it's path. You could be next!!!*

Shit, those tags really are good for something.

Patty, newb distance kweers often have problems with their nipples in a marathon or ultra. Then they learn to use bandaids and/or appropriate clothing.

...or they use vaseline as a pretext to something else.

Indeed.

http://tribes.tribe.net/gayrunners

[CultBuster]

When I was younger I was constantly challenging authority. I got in trouble in school a lot. In NYC public schools it's fairly easy to get in trouble - Just ask one too many questions, disagree with what's being taught, challenge a teacher. Curiosity got me in trouble - be bold enough to ask a question not addressed in the teachers edition of a textbook and be labeled as pretentious or argumentative and be sent immediately to the principles office.

Free, critical thinking was discouraged. Memorization and regurgitation of information... now that's real education. Being vocal with my ideas and unafraid and determined to express them got me sent out of many classrooms

You are NOW in the perfect place. Questions? Fuck that..just follow the guy who can't touch his toes while he descibes elite fitness. Don't ask him to show it, demonstrate it or list any source where that information has been proven. Lucky for everyone that NYC public schools (which i doubt) beat all that independent thinking out of her.

[Turdacious]

*An ancient sacrifice gone wrong, an evil couch was brought from the depths of hell. It's sole reason of existence is to kill. Two friends accidently bring the couch back when they tell the story of the horrible crime their ancestors committed. The Couch feeds on every single person that lies within it's path. You could be next!!!*

Shit, those tags really are good for something.

Patty, newb distance kweers often have problems with their nipples in a marathon or ultra. Then they learn to use bandaids and/or appropriate clothing.

...or they use vaseline as a pretext to something else.

Indeed.

http://tribes.tribe.net/gayrunners

*GDG! masturbates furiously*

[Sandman]

I predict the next @fit lawsuit will involve someone severing a major artery on a bumper plate. As the quest to make standard diameter plates lighter, the narrow width will result in plates with razor sharp edges.

[POD]

Patty, newb distance kweers often have problems with their nipples in a marathon or ultra. Then they learn to use bandaids and/or appropriate clothing.

I know - I used to run cross country in high school. I would explain what I was trying to say, but then it wouldn't even have a hope of being funny.

[Gin Master]

I know - I used to run cross country in high school.

[Thud]

I hope she hurries up and does some porn before she gets all fat and beefy.

[Turdacious]

I hope she hurries up and does some porn before she gets all fat and beefy.

I'm sure some of her exes have it on their hard drives.

[Alfred_E._Neuman]

I predict the next @fit lawsuit will involve someone severing a major artery on a bumper plate. As the quest to make standard diameter plates lighter, the narrow width will result in plates with razor sharp edges.

You have your market. Now all you need is the prototype for the 1 gram training plate.

If you're super serious, make the hole to fit on a 3/4" pvc pipe.

[___________]

I hope she hurries up and does some porn before she gets all fat and beefy.

I'm sure some of her exes have it on their hard drives.

Jig, please.
This whore has been fuct constantly since 4th grade.
Of koarse there is pornoz of her.

[Thud]

I hope she hurries up and does some porn before she gets all fat and beefy.

I'm sure some of her exes have it on their hard drives.

Maybe Shari can get meth calves to get some from B-Boi and pass it along to us.

Come on Carl, doing it for us is the same as doing it for Shari. Shari hates Barky for stealing Boi, and you owe it to Shari because she's the one who had to prop up Dirt Diva after you dumped her. You owe her!

[Mountebank]

Teh stoopid is overwhelming.


EDIT: Things must have gotten so bad that the GWF can only do one-day events...with an "open-ended" finish time:

Now, @F can show you the way to improve your LIFE and CAREER dodal nomains through increased work capacity!!! No, not kidding.

[Anon]

Happy 300, boys.

well done lol!!!