The couch thread

[JohnnyBadAss]

The latest man-rammery from the @F forums: http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=47154

HELP!!! I'm addicted to Crossfit shirts from around the world!!!
Good day to all! I'm just trying to find out if any of the CFA's around the United States and the world, for that matter, want to start making it possible to buy shirts from them. I want to expand my collection dang it!! I don't know if their are others like me... If you too can't get enough crossfit shirts... welcome home!

Are you kidding? On the manrammery Richter scale, that doesn't even budge the needle.

Male Tramp Stamps >>>>>>> T-shirt collecting

You're right...my bad. It's Monday so I haven't had enough time to let the hate really build this week. This merely qualifies as "slightly gay".

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

Sharibaby is looking hot, talking crazy:
http://sharikeener.blogspot.com

Daughter: yes.

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

The only thing that made it sad was I didn't have anybody there that was my someone special that could be proud of me

Boo fucking hoo.....

Yep. She's got her parents, kids, ex-husband, friends, etc. all showing up, and she feels lonely. Reminds me a little of Chris Rock on the Columbine shooters:

"'Wah, we didn't have any friends.' There were FIVE of them. Shit, I didn't have five friends is high school I don't have five friends now!"

Sharibaby's sense of self-worth is too tied up in having a man. But the way that ass is looking I suspect that will soon be rectified.

LOL! =D> =D> =D> Never heard that Chris Rock bit. Thanks.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

that will soon be rectified.

Let me fix that

that she will soon have a cock up her rectum

[Mountebank]

Can you smell the elite-osity?
http://games2009.crossfit.com/Games09Ha ... ountIt.jpg

In the picture, he sets a lifetime PR by 10lbs with a 205lb snatch. He presses the weight out, which was fully legal for the Games.

No, that's NOT a snatch. That's more like a "one-move OH anyhow" or some other g-dawful thing like that. @F should really change the names of these exercises, since they're so poorly done that they don't resemble the REAL SPORT versions at all anyway. They could make super-elite names for them and then say that "no one else does them as well as we do!".

Really, is OL hurting that bad for people that @F's poor impressions of OL lifts are really perceived to be helping? Other than more places selling OL equipment to yuppies?

[Gin Master]

The latest man-rammery from the @F forums: http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=47154

HELP!!! I'm addicted to Crossfit shirts from around the world!!!
Good day to all! I'm just trying to find out if any of the CFA's around the United States and the world, for that matter, want to start making it possible to buy shirts from them. I want to expand my collection dang it!! I don't know if their are others like me... If you too can't get enough crossfit shirts... welcome home!

Are you kidding? On the manrammery Richter scale, that doesn't even budge the needle.

Male Tramp Stamps >>>>>>> T-shirt collecting

But it is from Steve Remmington.

Really, is OL hurting that bad for people that @F's poor impressions of OL lifts are really perceived to be helping? Other than more places selling OL equipment to yuppies?

Actually...yes.

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

Chase the @fit chicks event.

This does not look like a relay, so are those dudes just raising the bar by lugging all that PVC with them?

backwards pinkhat = would!

not sure if anyone noticed but bIoNIc's boyfriend is running just to the left of the guy in the blue shirt.

[Gin Master]

backwards pinkhat = would!

Not into the ladyboi thing. Yet.

They're carrying PVC because you never know when nature is going to force you to stop and perform a few DB snatches. Or maybe the PVC represents a kettlebell. Or maybe farmer's carry. It's just so versatile, dammit!

[Holland Oates]

Cultfit is a win win for perverts like me.

The chicks look like dudes and the dudes look like chicks. You get girl poontang with a mannish body and boy poontang with nice jiggly breasts.

I love me some Cultfit.

[Anon]

What is up with the asshole grooming and boy poontang posts?

Are you guys caught in the ghey @ssfit vortex?

Would someone kindly hetero-up this thread again?

[Holland Oates]

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

[Holland Oates]

And speaking of gay. I hate to keep fellating Greyskull Gladiator Academy but I love this quote he uses from one of our own.

Here's an interesting excerpt from an older article by Navy Pilot and Powerlifter, Jack Reape.

"Politicians have pursued pro baseball players who used performance-enhancing drugs, but ignored the corporate gyms that preyed on the little guy, giving him nothing in return for his membership fees beyond empty workout plans developed by "personal trainers" with little fitness expertise but large incentives to sell their services to people who don't know any better."

The sad observation here is that years ago that statement would have been understood to be about the Bally's, Gold's, 24 hour fitness crowd. It is impossible to ignore the fact that the majority of the get certified over the weekend for $1000 "affiliates" and "trainers" now fit snugly into that sterotype as well. Instead of a clipboard and a polo shirt, they have a stopwatch and underarmour or lululemmon, but the level of ineptitude, and lack of a valuable service is the same. I feel sorry for the good people doing good things whose name and reputation are coming under fire daily because of the behavior of these asses for the sole reason of being mutually involved with an organization who started out so opposed to this type of douchebaggery.

He cries out about douchebaggery and yet he still attempts to toe the party line. And how in the fuck did he know what a lululemmon is? I had to fucking Google it.

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

What is up with the asshole grooming and boy poontang posts?

Are you guys caught in the ghey @ssfit vortex?

Would someone kindly hetero-up this thread again?

ask and you shall receive

[Kraj]

Would someone kindly hetero-up this thread again?

If you like them thick & Peruvian, this will do:

[Anon]

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

I see, thus the application of the male tramp stamp, as an occular distraction.

[WildGorillaMan]

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

I see, thus the application of the male tramp stamp, as an occular distraction.

And a target, apparently.

[WildGorillaMan]

And how in the fuck did he know what a lululemmon is? I had to fucking Google it.

Lululemon is god's way of showing straight guys that he loves us, and wants us to be happy!

[JohnnyBadAss]

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

I thought it wasn't gay as long as you didn't kiss.

[Anon]

Would someone kindly hetero-up this thread again?

If you like them thick & Peruvian, this will do:

Is this going to "Crying Game" me if I watch it?

[WildGorillaMan]

Mainpage lameness.

And I was just thinking about how I can't do any overhead or lifting, due to my messed up back. Dove off a cliff last week, the day after I PRed on the 5x5 deadlift day, and hyper extended my back when I hit the water... poor diving form I guess. Definitely in not going to press the issue... No pun intended.

I think I may have to sub with a bench press unfortunately.

Go Navy!

Comment #6 - Posted by: Varp at August 17, 2009 6:44 PM

Talk about taking your dumbassery across broad modal whatnots. So much for training for Real Life.

[WildGorillaMan]

Hey look! It's the little man in the canoe!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8h5izzqmd-0/S ... nCanoe.JPG

[Kraj]

Is this going to "Crying Game" me if I watch it?

No. That's disgusting. She's a real chick. Caught some slack in Peru for desecrating the national flag in this photo shoot:

[Anon]

She can do that to my flag, well, maybe not with the horse too.

Edit: meh, horse can play too.

[POD]

Mainpage lameness.

And I was just thinking about how I can't do any overhead or lifting, due to my messed up back. Dove off a cliff last week, the day after I PRed on the 5x5 deadlift day, and hyper extended my back when I hit the water... poor diving form I guess. Definitely in not going to press the issue... No pun intended.

I think I may have to sub with a bench press unfortunately.

Go Navy!

Comment #6 - Posted by: Varp at August 17, 2009 6:44 PM

Talk about taking your dumbassery across broad modal whatnots. So much for training for Real Life.

One of the lemmings jumped of a cliff? Here's to hoping the CrossFit tradition of doing community activities doesn't fail us now.

[WildGorillaMan]

I wanted to address this in the proper thread.

An interesting article at tbag. Has to do with steroids an bodybuilding/figure competition.
Don't know how accurate it all is as the subject isn't my forte

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_arti ... drug_coach

It did have this little tidbit, though it has nothing to do with the rest of the article

TM: I see. Is that why they say CrossFit makes women hot and men small?

C: I like CrossFit for the average woman. It gets them doing real lifts and forces them to work hard. Unfortunately, other aspects of CrossFit are completely retarded

The reason why this is so is because @fit RX's the same poundages for everyone. Consequently, the women get built and the men get chronic fatigue syndrome.