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Gin Master wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:No doubt in my mind.
I don't know, man. I'm just not getting it from this one. She strikes me as a heptathlete. Maybe higher natural T-levels, but that's what I'd expect from someone sprinting and throwing. Her shoulders are developed but aren't crazy. Can't see the traps. I'd think with AAS her upper body would have outpaced her legs, and that's not the case.

Regardless, this one could at least wrestle you for a bit. Would.
Main point was the drugs used for leaning out. She is too low a BF% to hold that muscle level naturally.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, just saving some rube from thinking wod would make them that lean.
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@F Grayskull is cool though, so fucking cool they use Seagram's gin for their alcoholic pleasures, just like Snoop Doggy Dog!


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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:@F Grayskull is cool though, so fucking cool they use Seagram's gin for their alcoholic pleasures, just like Snoop Doggy Dog!
Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in. Now this types of shit happens all the time. You got to get yours, but fool I got to get mine.

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Don't know if this has been on here or not yet but I don't remember reading it...
Flash-in-the-pan fads fade out fast

Don't laugh -- yoga in a steamy room with a stripper's pole could be next

By Jill Barker, For Canwest News ServiceAugust 24, 2009



I've been around long enough to see a few fitness fads come and go. Remember slide training? This 1990s cardio craze required participants to pull cotton booties over their shoes and glide side to side on a strip of plastic equipped with bumpers on each end. Sure, it got the heart pumping, but this speed skater-inspired workout lacked variety. After its 15 minutes of fame, it faded from view.

That's just one example. Tae Bo, jazzercise and step aerobics suffered similar burnout when the buzz died and consumers went looking for the next trendy workout that promised to burn calories, build muscle and lose inches.

Today's fitness fads all have the same thing in common -- a hype that never quite lives up to its promise. Need some concrete examples? Here are a few current flash-in-the-pan fads that have about as much staying power as leg warmers and thong leotards.

Hot yoga

Basic yoga is known for its longevity. And why not? It can be enjoyed by beginners and veterans alike and is available in many different formats from the mindful kripalu yoga to the more physical ashtanga (power) yoga.

There is even some documentation suggesting that practicing yoga can improve flexibility, postural alignment and reduce stress levels.

Hot yoga, on the other hand, relies on little more than a heated room (39 to 41C) to distinguish itself from more traditional yoga practices that have stood the test of time.

Promises of increased weight loss and improved health have proved difficult to verify scientifically.

Plus, the 26 postures that make up the practice soon become boring.

Hula hooping

I tried plugging "hula hoop" and "hooping" into Google Scholar and PubMed, databases for health-related research, and got nothing more than a few studies featuring three- to five-year-olds. Yet, despite a lack of evidence that swinging a large plastic hoop around your hips improves fitness in adults, a new use for an old fad has found its way into fitness clubs across North America.

The practice, called hooping or hoop dancing, relies on a series of 50 exercises performed with an adult-size weighted hoop that is larger and heavier than the ones kids use. Hoopers hop, skip, jump, and gyrate through the class, all while holding, twirling and tossing a hula hoop.

Before being labelled a killjoy, I'm sure I'd have a ball taking the class. I'm just not sure I'd make time for a repeat performance -- especially since proof of long-term fitness benefits is lacking.

Novelty workouts have their place but rarely rate a second visit, which is why they are here today and gone tomorrow.

CrossFit

This California-born workout is a hit among hardcore fitness fanatics who love a challenge. It is made up of strength, power, agility and speed exercises, and CrossFit enthusiasts create their own high-intensity workouts and post them on the Internet for others to try.

The popularity of CrossFit rests not just in its content, but also in its reputation. The emphasis isn't on technique or safety, but on performing an impressive number of reps with an impressive amount of weight or running as fast or jumping as high as possible as often as possible before calling it quits.

The ability for anyone and everyone to design their own workout without any knowledge of exercise design and safety will eventually be CrossFit's downfall.


Strip, pole or stiletto aerobics

More appropriate for a wedding shower than an exercise class, these theme-based classes are more fun than fitness. To qualify as exercise, the heart rate has to stay elevated at a certain intensity level for at least 10 minutes at a time. These 10-minute intervals are repeated at least three times for any improvements in fitness can be achieved.

Frankly, a good portion of the population finds it hard to follow these guidelines in a pair of running shoes, much less stilettos. And a stripper's pole has little basis with which to qualify itself as a piece of fitness equipment. As for the burlesque part of the class, it's the heart rate of the dancers, not the audience, that needs elevating for excess pounds to disappear and health to improve.

So while there will be smiles all around for the first few hip gyrations, those smiles won't last if the results don't materialize. Once people realize that strip aerobics won't make them look better with their clothes off, they'll start looking elsewhere for something that does.
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The ability for a fat, never-was "gymnast" to randomly concoct "workouts" without any knowledge of exercise design and safety will eventually be CrossFit's downfall.
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Recent post to HARO (Help A Reporter Out), where reporters/writers post requests to find "experts" to help them obtain info on stories...
25)Summary: Is CrossFit Safe?

Name: --

Category: Lifestyle

Email: --

Title: Freelancer

Media Outlet: Pitching to Fitness

Specific Geographic Region: N

Region:

Deadline: 01:08am - 28 August

Query:
CrossFit, the fast, high-intensity workout craze, is sweeping the nation,
and plenty of devotees swear by the bare bones workout's ability to get
them fit in as little as eight minutes a session. I see the appeal:
variety, minimal time commitment, but can a workout that lasts less than 20
minutes, even if it's hard core, really get you fit? Is it safe? (One
CrossFitter told me she was pushed to deadlift a 175 lb. weight.)
Anyone who cares to contribute to her article, PM me, I'll send you her name and email.

On another note:
http://journal.crossfit.com/2009/08/pri ... ticleTitle
Tony Budding said @F can be an “asshole barrier,” where the program creates a community that weeds out weak people who aren’t willing to work for success.
Yes, I agree. @F seems to really keep many assholes fenced in and on tight leashes.

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If they weed out the people who aren't willing to work hard, why do they need someone to develop a force plate to measure slamball and sledge work.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CFJo ... railer.wmv

Seems to me it's the other way around. The assholes are the one's who "game" the workouts for a faster time instead of actually working hard to get better.
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The popularity of CrossFit rests not just in its content, but also in its reputation. The emphasis isn't on technique or safety, but on performing an impressive number of reps with an impressive amount of weight

When has this ever happened in @fit?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:When has this ever happened in @fit?
I'm pretty sure it happens in their dreams all the time....But that's about it.
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Coach Glassman agreed. “So much of repugnant behavior is about trying to get something for nothing, and the CrossFitters inherently don’t believe that it’s possible.”
As opposed to say, getting a big deadlift by doing a bunch of random sprints and kookyball workouts, or a faster 2000m erg time by doing overhead squats...
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Coach Glassman agreed. “So much of repugnant behavior is about trying to get something for nothing, and the CrossFitters inherently don’t believe that it’s possible.”
Isn't that PRECISELY what Glassman's doing? Trying to get something ($$$$) for nothing (no experience, no expertise, no legitimacy, no integrity, no results, etc.)?
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protobuilder wrote:Isn't that PRECISELY what Glassman's doing? Trying to get something ($$$$) for nothing (no experience, no expertise, no legitimacy, no integrity, no results, etc.)?
Yes all knew that from day one except for a few slow learners over here that converted.
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Maybe Coach is tired of the whole strength debate going on in the boards and said "You want some strength work, I'll give you some strength work!"...and in the process we are now having an awesome third smoke session in a row! Looking forward to it!
Comment #19 - Posted by: Ryan at August 25, 2009 6:23 PM

This may be a silly question since imitation is the highest form of flattery, but does coach get pissed when others completely rip off his ideas in order to make a profit? check out this gym: http://www.goprimalfitness.com/
Comment #43 - Posted by: PTMan at August 25, 2009 8:17 PM

Their stupidity angers me. The WAD is;
"Nate"

Complete as many rounds in twenty minutes as you can of:
2 Muscle-ups
4 Handstand Push-ups
8 2-Pood Kettlebell swings

Where is the strength work? Gymnastics and dynamic work. When people talk strength in real world it is 3x3, 5x5 1-1-1-1- ect. Fucking tools. And read the certs the guys at go primal have; CSCS, NSCA and USAW. They have plyo boxes and ropes so they ripped @fit off.
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I guess C@@ch really just invented a time machine and didn't really tell people.

These guys seem to be climbing rope, pull ups, and even some gymnastic stuff back in the early 1900's. Did they rip C@@ch off too?

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Crust Bucket wrote:I guess C@@ch really just invented a time machine and didn't really tell people.

These guys seem to be climbing rope, pull ups, and even some gymnastic stuff back in the early 1900's. Did they rip C@@ch off too?

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Look more closely at the guy in the suit. It's Couch before he discovered gin.
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Crust Bucket wrote:I guess C@@ch really just invented a time machine and didn't really tell people.

These guys seem to be climbing rope, pull ups, and even some gymnastic stuff back in the early 1900's. Did they rip C@@ch off too?

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I think the best argument in court would be the obvious lack of PVC and tribal tats.
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Andro Friday Preview. This obviously could not wait.

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Gam ... eCupKB.jpg

Philosophical question: once you hit low single digit bodyfat, is your navel an outie by definition (no pun intended)? I mean if the umbilical knot is no longer covered by a layer of fat, it's going to be out there for all to see, right?
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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:
I think the best argument in court would be the obvious lack of PVC and tribal tats.
Not to mention that no one is showing any skin or sporting a fauxhawk.
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AHHHHHHHHH....Sorry but that girl has a front butthole :vom:
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Crust Bucket wrote:AHHHHHHHHH....Sorry but that girl has a front butthole :vom:
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Seriously, I keep waiting for a video of that thing farting out a jizz bubble and then the letters B-R-A-Z-Z-E-R-S to shoot across the screen.
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That...navel. It hang like sleeve of wizard.


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There is not a shred of estrogen left in that person. None...and by that, I mean she has the pelvis of a pre-pubescent boy.

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Fuck @fit.

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Fish wrote:Fuck @fit.
Old school hate... nice.
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Fish wrote:Fuck @fit.
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