The couch thread

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:08 pm

100k before 2007.

You know you can't stop looking @fitters!

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:29 am

Just wondering in you guys do anything special on this thread for the holidays. Only trying to help for the 100k.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:35 am

Gary John wrote:Just wondering in you guys do anything special on this thread for the holidays. Only trying to help for the 100k.

Working on the @mas @fit extravaganza...

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:43 am

powerlifter54 wrote:
Gary John wrote:Just wondering in you guys do anything special on this thread for the holidays. Only trying to help for the 100k.
Working on the @mas @fit extravaganza...

Maybe someone could photoshop an @fit t-shit onto a picture of one of those inflatable Snowmen. The roundness should match Couch's gut perfectly.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:46 am

Don't have any numbers from "Chorus Line". That put him over the edge the last time. Glassman is a huge "Cats" fan. This is a well kept secret, so try and keep it quiet.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:25 am

Pinky wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:
Gary John wrote:Just wondering in you guys do anything special on this thread for the holidays. Only trying to help for the 100k.
Working on the @mas @fit extravaganza...
Maybe someone could photoshop an @fit t-shit onto a picture of one of those inflatable Snowmen. The roundness should match Couch's gut perfectly.

That snowman would have to have big tits then, that's obviously.

GarageLifter · Post by **GarageLifter** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:43 am

Gary John wrote:Just wondering in you guys do anything special on this thread for the holidays. Only trying to help for the 100k.

We're going to announce a major motion picture, a martial arts extravaganza entitled 'Couching Tiger Hidden Gl@ssman'

The film begins when the main character G@ S@ leaves his sword 'Pink Member' with a trusted warrior for safe keeping. Unfortunately, it is stolen by the apprentice of an evil warrior woman and the film centers on G@'s attempts to recover it.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:51 am

Merry Christmas Bichos

@fit wonderland

Bumper plates ring
are you listening
in the gym
The pukeyâ€™s glistening
A beautiful sight
we're woozy tonight
training in the @fit wonderland

Gone away is discernment
soon there will be an internment
He designates a workout
the clones scream and shout
training in a @fit wonderland

In the meadow we can see Couch Glassman
Then weâ€™ll pretend that he is not an ass clown
He'll say: Can you pull a 750 DL?
they'll say: No man
Maybe after a year of WODâ€™s
and your kidneys are on the ground

Later on
they'll conspire
after reading IGx by the fire
To face unafraid
â€

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:58 am

powerlifter54 wrote:his injury only lets him limp in circles round and round

Excellent Jack! =D> =D> But that's just wrong. ;)

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:45 am

The three squat positions pic is hilarious, especially when Rip says "uh, no" and then caoch starts drunkenly agreeing with rip and saying he's saying the same thing.

Unladen squats...hahhahahahahha.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:00 pm

Shaf wrote:The three squat positions pic is hilarious, especially when Rip says "uh, no" and then caoch starts drunkenly agreeing with rip and saying he's saying the same thing.

Unladen squats...hahhahahahahha.

Just looked it up. Rip's rational assessments and tendency to think things through before posting is going to get him in a lot of trouble over there.

Rif · Post by **Rif** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:55 pm

the idea that the third squat is the ultimate position for anything other than an unweighted free squat is ridiculous. They still havent gotten the difference between a straight back and a vertical one. Show me one lifter(other than Dimas or a bodybuilder in smith machine) that squats like that with a bar with real weights on their back or their shoulders.

bill fox · Post by **bill fox** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:17 pm

Tinfiol hat HSPs, favorite of the Candian Armed forces

http://www.crossfit.com/

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:12 am

This looks interesting......Well not really, but he does look like he's wearin some tin.

[img:188:250]http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/wor ... and-th.jpg[/img]

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:36 am

And the Couch, with his Couch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without chick names. It came without tags. It came without pukey, rhadbo, or sandbags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his ring injury was sore. Then the Couch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Fitness, he thought, doesn't just come from an WOD from an internet store? What if Fitness, perhaps, means a little bit more? -- Dr. S@uss

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:25 pm

Rif wrote:the idea that the third squat is the ultimate position for anything other than an unweighted free squat is ridiculous. They still havent gotten the difference between a straight back and a vertical one. Show me one lifter(other than Dimas or a bodybuilder in smith machine) that squats like that with a bar with real weights on their back or their shoulders.

i can do that with 95lbs rif, and i suspect that is the @fit load range, except the week before a 750 lb dl, then they taper a bit.

Abandoned by Wolves · Post by **Abandoned by Wolves** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:57 am

powerlifter54 wrote:And the Couch, with his Couch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without chick names. It came without tags. It came without pukey, rhadbo, or sandbags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his ring injury was sore. Then the Couch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Fitness, he thought, doesn't just come from an WOD from an internet store? What if Fitness, perhaps, means a little bit more? -- Dr. S@uss

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Geezus, Jack, if I were a woman I'd marry you for that.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:08 am

Lemon Magic wrote: Geezus, Jack, if I were a woman I'd marry you for that.

be careful, Mak does need to think about anybody being a woman with the low carb thing going on for him right now...

you could end up chained to a washing machine trying to translate the Serbo-croatian word 'in-ya".

Or worse yet find out it isn't a serbo-croatian word at all...

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:48 pm

90k

Let's get to 100k and call it "Wanda"

PC Polar Circle Person · Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:34 am

Merry Christmas!

The Venerable Bogatir X · Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:50 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:90k

Let's get to 100k and call it "Wanda"

I vote for "Bertha".

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:32 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:Let's get to 100k and call it "Wanda"

I vote for "Latreena"

Abandoned by Wolves · Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:36 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:90k

Let's get to 100k and call it "Wanda"

I vote for "Bee-Yotch".

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:31 am

Merry Christmas Bichos...

You're a mean one, Mr. Couch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Couch.

You're a bad mamajama
With a greasy black peel.

You're a huckster, Mr. Couch.
Your theory's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Couch

I wouldn't touch you, even after climbing a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole and running 3 cycles of 500 meter runs alternated with powercleans and iron crosses from the neighborhood kids swingsget while wearing firefighter kit and a WACO SWAT T-shirt.

You're a vile one, Mr. Couch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a rhabdo John Davie.
Mr. Couch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the rhabdoed Renegade!

You're a foul one, Mr. Couch.
You're a pasty, chubby lunk.
Your desk is full of unwashed socks
Your idea is full of gunk.
Mr. Couch

The eight words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

You're a guru, Mr. Couch.
You're the king of workout blogs.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple logs,
Mr. Couch.

Your workout is an apalling excuse to hurl
the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate them, Mr. Couch.
With a pied piper super-naus.
You're a crooked limping jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Couch.

You're a supersize me pukey and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:26 am

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

another classic Jack!!

IGX

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