The couch thread

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:33 pm

Would the bulging abs be a sign of HGH use, or is she just "well defined?"

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:35 pm

You only see that in the bodybuilder monsters. She's just lean, very lean.

The bulging gut is a combination of insulin use and GH use.

DBID · Post by **DBID** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:38 pm

Do you think she has one of those super-sized clits, too?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:41 pm

It can happen.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:55 pm

Is there a web site for clits on roids? My mental image is incomplete.

Edit: found it "Clitoromegaly"

Is there a way to erase complete mental images?

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:13 pm

Some interesting comments over there, of quorse:

anybody ever look at the front page crossfit women pictures and think, "man, i'd like to see her do a fran"? weird.
Comment #22 - Posted by: john at June 2, 2008 7:55 PM

That dudes pecs are HUGE compared to his arms, what the heck.
Comment #34 - Posted by: kwizzle at June 2, 2008 9:40 PM

Who is the goddess (on the left) in that pic?
Comment #101 - Posted by: melodia at June 3, 2008 8:24 AM

Don't steroids and/or GH make your stomach stick out?
Comment #102 - Posted by: jdawg at June 3, 2008 8:28 AM

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:15 pm

Shaf wrote:You only see that in the bodybuilder monsters. She's just lean, very lean.

The bulging gut is a combination of insulin use and GH use.

it's AAS at some point in its life or it's one of those XXY types that runs a hormonal imbalance as original equipment. either way, it needs a shave.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:19 pm

mr. snrub wrote:

"Dude, that dude is a chick!"

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:11 pm

Uh oh, and her heels came up... she has a "bad squat!"

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:39 pm

stosh wrote:Some interesting comments over there, of quorse:

anybody ever look at the front page crossfit women pictures and think, "man, i'd like to see her do a fran"? weird.
Comment #22 - Posted by: john at June 2, 2008 7:55 PM

That dudes pecs are HUGE compared to his arms, what the heck.
Comment #34 - Posted by: kwizzle at June 2, 2008 9:40 PM

Who is the goddess (on the left) in that pic?
Comment #101 - Posted by: melodia at June 3, 2008 8:24 AM

Don't steroids and/or GH make your stomach stick out?
Comment #102 - Posted by: jdawg at June 3, 2008 8:28 AM

Don't forget this one:

Who's the tranny?

Comment #222 - Posted by: Willie Williams at June 3, 2008 3:31 PM

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:47 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:Uh oh, and her heels came up... she has a "bad squat!"

=D> =D> =D>

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:50 pm

Rant wrote:
stosh wrote:Some interesting comments over there, of quorse:

anybody ever look at the front page crossfit women pictures and think, "man, i'd like to see her do a fran"? weird.
Comment #22 - Posted by: john at June 2, 2008 7:55 PM

That dudes pecs are HUGE compared to his arms, what the heck.
Comment #34 - Posted by: kwizzle at June 2, 2008 9:40 PM

Who is the goddess (on the left) in that pic?
Comment #101 - Posted by: melodia at June 3, 2008 8:24 AM

Don't steroids and/or GH make your stomach stick out?
Comment #102 - Posted by: jdawg at June 3, 2008 8:28 AM
Don't forget this one:

Who's the tranny?

Comment #222 - Posted by: Willie Williams at June 3, 2008 3:31 PM

I swear I am not a cross-poster with that site. But I wish I did.

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:58 am

mr. snrub wrote:

Dug around a bit. This new negroid Eva T. is Jenn Marshall. Hubby Dennis came on yesterday and defended her honor. For some reason I can seem to find the offending posts. Its like they disappeared! Hmmmm.

Here she is with a DL:

RPC - Out!

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:06 pm

Rosco P Coltrane wrote:
mr. snrub wrote:
Dug around a bit. This new negroid Eva T. is Jenn Marshall. Hubby Dennis came on yesterday and defended her honor. For some reason I can seem to find the offending posts. Its like they disappeared! Hmmmm.

Here she is with a DL:

RPC - Out!

she pulls ike an oly lifter, only slower.

weak but slow is not good but she has great abs so she has that going for her.

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:59 pm

LOL...Ross went on the PM board yesterday and had to bitch smack a couple of lemmings that tried to accuse him of ripping off CrossFit!

Hilarious: http://performancemenu.com/daily/commen ... ailyID=476

God help those poor mindless bastards. Its as if couch has them convinced he invented the damn burpee or something...

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:09 pm

Gawddamn I hate those fucking @ssfit douchebags so much.

I love doucheZach's request the Greg E. delete his previous posts so he can pull a typical Glassman cover up.

Fucking zombies make me want to throw up.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:16 pm

Jesus fucking Christ

What a fucking douchbag. Before talking shit about someone, you need to get your facts straight, i.e. when I laid the smackdown on Glassman myself. Facts were all in line and referenced.

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:02 pm

Shaf wrote:Jesus fucking Christ

What a fucking douchbag. Before talking shit about someone, you need to get your facts straight, i.e. when I laid the smackdown on Glassman myself. Facts were all in line and referenced.

Moreover Shaf - Of all the fucking people in the world Ross is the last person on earth to talk shit about.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:32 pm

Of all the comments, I found this to be the funniest:

What ever happened to all the jokes and making fun of people? This site is turning into Crossfit #2. If AlisonNYC starts posting, I am outta here.

27 — Danny | 2008-06-05

For that I give him: =D> =D> =D>
I also loved Everett's ass kissing of the GWF. Call him Cooch, Jr.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:51 pm

Ross,

I won't even bother trying to explain how I could have confused this...

I owe you a HUGE apology... This was a total retard move.

Gregg, if there's a way to clean off my previous comments, please do. I feel like the douche-bag of the century.

31 — zach davis | 2008-06-06

jack. ass.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:27 pm

hee hee hee & bump

mr. snrub · Post by **mr. snrub** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:53 pm

I honestly thought you guys were being typical IGX exaggerative assholes with calling Crossfit a cult...but Jesus Christ:

Well.... Calling CF a rip-off is over the line. Does CF borrow training ideas from numerous fields? Of course, and that's part of its genius. Why reinvent the wheel when a number of good ones already exist that used together create something even more productive (e.g. Oly and gymnastics training)? I'd argue that Glassman has produced more original information in the field of fitness than anyone since the earliest strongmen; just because his observations include existing training equipment, exercises, etc. doesn't mean the end product is unoriginal. I mean, if that were true, I'd be a huge rip-off artist. I didn't invent the snatch, I didn't invent the barbell, but I sure as shit use them all the time. Do I have my own teaching progressions for the O-lifts? Yes, but I didn't create them out of thin air - they resulted from the influence of Mike Burgener and a few other coaches, as well as all kinds of information from other sources. They're as original as they can be while still teaching the same lifts in an effective manner.

18 — Greg Everett | 2008-06-05

Wow.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:05 pm

Oh no, they really are idiots. It's not just funnin'.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:35 pm

David Wood is a class act in all the dealings I've had with him. Which isn't a huge number, but he seems to be a classy guy.

I suspect Everett is kissin' a bit of ass still...maybe he's still got his eye on becoming one of the XF OL cert providers for the biggggg buxxxxx.

Glassman's initial articles about deadlifting were just plain wrong. The form was ridiculous and possible only for people with a certain body type. Notice how he defers to Rippetoe now WRT this.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:54 pm

Glassman has produced more original information in the field of fitness than anyone since the earliest strongmen

IGX

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