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In the interest of fair and balanced, nice performance in yesterdays (Sunday's) clip from "Freddy" who is a 43 year old cop. Stepping up against 3 stud boys 20 years younger. Props. Nice sleeves too.
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Christ Bill, you could fuck up a wet dream. We had continuity here. A theme based on an out-pouring of love for a woman in transition who needs our consideration. Then you want to go all flame-on by mentioning some fortyish dude with tats working out. I'm concerned for you Bill. Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
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Will this thread never end?

I'm thinking of joining crossfit.
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KMF wrote:Will this thread never end?

I'm thinking of joining crossfit.
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Please don't forget that dickfitters are more powerful than Olympic lifters, powerlifters and football players. Because Fran is the ultimate indicator of power output.
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Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen quit fucking around with this Crossfit Couch rehab shit. Shari needs us! To the Batmobile!

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/
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Shapecharge wrote:Christ Bill, you could fuck up a wet dream. We had continuity here. A theme based on an out-pouring of love for a woman in transition who needs our consideration. Then you want to go all flame-on by mentioning some fortyish dude with tats working out. I'm concerned for you Bill. Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
A women "in transition"? You must know some crazy ass bitches my friend.
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powerlifter54 wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen quit fucking around with this Crossfit Couch rehab shit. Shari needs us! To the Batmobile!

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/
This will not end well.
But it "ends well" (at least briefly) for various Xfitters who cross her path when she's feeling down and looking for some love and validation.
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I posted a comment on her blog a few posts back that said "Your kids must be fucking confused."


For some odd reason, she didn't approve it.

Strange.
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btw that brandon guy is the coolest person in the entire world and i want to be exactly like him


come on he banged ANYC, he's obviously an athletic stud, he is a grown man but still gets to dress like a 16 year old

he probably makes more money than all of you too doing professional ultimate frisbee or something


he is rad
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Dano wrote:On a positive note, I don't think this basketcase has custody of her kid(s)... or does she? Never mentions him/her/them, never see pic's, and so on.
What, and steal mommie's spotlight?? This blog is about HER, dammit! And she deserves it!
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kitosho wrote:btw that brandon guy is the coolest person in the entire world and i want to be exactly like him
The dude's almost like Vanilla Ice, he's so cool. I'll call him Cinnamon Ice.

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look at those bad ass wrist flames


like his hands are


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KMF wrote:Will this thread never end?
Not as long as the eternal gin-fueled flame keeps burning.
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Wow...never imagined that these two would get along.

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nafod wrote:
kitosho wrote:btw that brandon guy is the coolest person in the entire world and i want to be exactly like him
The dude's almost like Vanilla Ice, he's so cool. I'll call him Cinnamon Ice.

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Peppermint Ice, IMHO.
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Doesn't it just figure that these two nutjob junkies are BFFs?
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Must bleach out eyes now :vom:
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I think I can see her balls.
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C'mon. Who doesn't want to be the meat in that sandwich?

I mean, besides me.
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Banned wrote:C'mon. Who doesn't want to be the meat in that sandwich?

I mean, besides me.
I've admitted to things far worse than that. Sober.

Am I interested? No. Are they attractive? Shari OK, the other not so much. Would I? Absolutely.

**Edit: The thought of B-Douche almost provokes me to violence. They might be into that, though.
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Banned wrote:C'mon. Who doesn't want to be the meat in that sandwich?

I mean, besides me.
I'd be afraid she might smudge.
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I'm just generally attracted only to real fucked up chicks. That girl there? She would make me think for a minute about the consequences of any action. I think I would pass if sober but I'm sure I'd hit it if I had popped a couple oxys or some shit.
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