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I'm just glad she's active once again.

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AllieNYC is such a cunt.
In 10 years when the trust fund runs out, the tits hang beneath her knees, we'll see if that attitude still serves her well.

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Think "Christmas spirit" Marco. I know you can do it.
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Fat Cat wrote:Think "Christmas spirit" Marco. I know you can do it.

The whore's funbags are good to look at now.
That's as Christmas as that cunt gets.

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MarcoFP wrote: The whore's funbags are good to look at now.
That's as Christmas as that cunt gets.
Now that's the spirit!
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MarcoFP wrote:AllieNYC is such a cunt.
In 10 years when the trust fund runs out, the tits hang beneath her knees, we'll see if that attitude still serves her well.
pron will always be looking for ATM girls.
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Banned wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:AllieNYC is such a cunt.
In 10 years when the trust fund runs out, the tits hang beneath her knees, we'll see if that attitude still serves her well.
pron will always be looking for ATM girls.

GILF hunter will have an opening for her, I'm sure.


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This might be the greatest crossfit thread. ever.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=40398

"Waking Up Hungry...?
Something about insulin levels?
Saturday morning and this morning I woke up starving... anyone know anything about this? (both days may have been ~1 or 2 at the most blocks off from normal but...really? So hungry?)"

Then, much pontificating by the posters commences.

I am going to get my screen name back so I can make a thread.

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Typical @ssfit forum blather
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JamesonBushmill wrote:This might be the greatest crossfit thread. ever.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=40398

"Waking Up Hungry...?
Something about insulin levels?
Saturday morning and this morning I woke up starving... anyone know anything about this? (both days may have been ~1 or 2 at the most blocks off from normal but...really? So hungry?)"

Then, much pontificating by the posters commences.

I am going to get my screen name back so I can make a thread.

"Just dropped a deuce. How do I handle it? should I wipe or just sit here and keep posting?"
"...how many calories.. very good question. i eat 10 blocks/day. or that's what i shoot for.
so far today i've had
-2 eggs, 1 1/2 c broccoli, 1 1/3 c spinach, 6 cashews.
-2 eggs, 1 apple, 6 cashews
-11 shrimp (~3 blocks protein), 2 1/2 c broccoli, 1 1/3 c spinach, 6 cashews, 1 tspn sesame oil.
-tea (all herbal)
-water.
-that's 7 blocks of food. 3 blocks to go for me for today."

That is about half of a breakfast for me.

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Samantha Jesus weeps for stupid people.....

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This just in: Zone Diet=calorie reduction.

Film at 11.
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Middle aged white people throwing up gang signs.

Words fucking fail me.
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Ed Zachary wrote:Image
Middle aged white people throwing up gang signs.

Words fucking fail me.
Is it too much to hope that those signs actually mean something in @fitland?
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Ed Zachary wrote:Image
Middle aged white people throwing up gang signs.

Words fucking fail me.
Oh fuck.
I hope they get the AIDS & die.

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I am glad to see that they have wisely decided to stop photographing Boytoy's skinny calves.
Boytoy needs to jump some fucking rope, stat.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.

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GoDogGo! wrote:Boytoy needs to jump some fucking rope, stat.
I was hoping he'd take an easier route and just jump off a cliff with the dirty Sanchez bitch.
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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The Couchfit approach-- hear no evil:

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100 pages!
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Okay, so obviously Vitor Belfort stopped being anything but disappointing many moons ago (ie, when Randy Couture ate his soul) but I think he stepped up his faggotism a couple notches preparing to lose to the Law...he appears to be @Fitting in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiuNHgHcq00&eurl=

And frankly, he appears to not even be a decent @Fitter based on the intensity I am seeing. Surely Couch could still take him in a Fran.
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Also, this:

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T200 wrote:Also, this:

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. . .I just met a nurse that I could go for.
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