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I wonder what Cooch's medley time would be.......


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RPC wrote:
Banned wrote:1. Who is that in the hat with cooch? (Mrs. Cooch is looking well)
2. Detox is a bitch (explaining why Mrs. Cooch is looking well, no doubt)
3. Merkins come in red? Matching carpet and drapes, no doubt.
Picture is of CF Oakland head guy at Couch's place in AZ. And methinks Mrs. Couch is preggo.
Thought he looked familiar. It's not Minium, I know him. . .or maybe it is. It's been a while since I've talked to him.

Mrs. Cooch preggers? Another kid to replace his estranged son.
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Banned wrote:
RPC wrote:
Banned wrote:1. Who is that in the hat with cooch? (Mrs. Cooch is looking well)
2. Detox is a bitch (explaining why Mrs. Cooch is looking well, no doubt)
3. Merkins come in red? Matching carpet and drapes, no doubt.
Picture is of CF Oakland head guy at Couch's place in AZ. And methinks Mrs. Couch is preggo.
Thought he looked familiar. It's not Minium, I know him. . .or maybe it is. It's been a while since I've talked to him.

Mrs. Cooch preggers? Another kid to replace his estranged son.
Fuckin' bitch said she was on the pill.


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What happened to estranged son? He DOR out of BUDS?


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Dunn wrote:I wonder what Cooch's medley time would be.......

Even if he could get a car off the ground, he would be distracted as the spotters shoved the kegs under the car. Couch would dive on the kegs and claw at them in hopes of getting a few drops of nectar. The car would come crashing back down, injuring Couch's good leg. Double gangsta.


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Tackleberry wrote:What happened to estranged son? He DOR out of BUDS?
More info please. Details.

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Shapecharge wrote:
Tackleberry wrote:What happened to estranged son? He DOR out of BUDS?
More info please. Details.
I didn't think he was old enough to go that route yet. I saw him about 4 years ago and he was one of the most sullen looking kids I've ever seen. It would make sense if he ran off to the Navy and became a SEAL; thus, fufilling his old man's vicarious dreams. My info as of about a year ago was the relationship was "strained" at best (this from one who was very high up in the cult)

I'm sure RPC can get the details as to Cooch, Jr.'s status.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
RPC wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jeebus Coach is looking ROUGH!

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I think I drove past a hobo that looked like Cooch today. I swear he was holding a sign that said, "will design workout for a bottle of cheap Gin."
His drinking is obviously totally out of control. This looks like a Salvation Army promo. My guess is that they found couch passed out under the tree, cleaned him up bit and propped him up for this photo to inspire the Kool-Aid drinker that all is well. I have heard he is not showing up for certs or anything and rumors are running wild about his benders and black outs. I think it’s safe to say he neither doing the WOD or The Zone at this present time. Moments after this was shot he puked on the dildo with the baseball cap.

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Juniper has a highly anti-estrogenic effect and is known to be magic manna.
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OK, I found the picture and am surprised to find that the guy in the cap is Mike Minium. Also surprised to read the caption for the photo. Further surprised that no one on that site commented as to the GWF's appearance.
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Banned wrote: Further surprised that no one on that site commented as to the GWF's appearance.

"Couch looks like shit.

Posted by: John Walsh at January 9, 2009 12:14 PM"


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Rant wrote:
Banned wrote: Further surprised that no one on that site commented as to the GWF's appearance.

"Couch looks like shit.

Posted by: John Walsh at January 9, 2009 12:14 PM"


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Rant wrote:
Banned wrote: Further surprised that no one on that site commented as to the GWF's appearance.

"Couch looks like shit.

Posted by: John Walsh at January 9, 2009 12:14 PM"


It should be deleted shortly.
=D> =D> =D> =D>

Whoever that Walsh guy is, he sure has some balls on him. :-$
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DEATHTURD wrote:
Rant wrote:
Banned wrote: Further surprised that no one on that site commented as to the GWF's appearance.

"Couch looks like shit.

Posted by: John Walsh at January 9, 2009 12:14 PM"


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that is funny
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Greg is a fascinating guy and I always learn something new from him every time we talk. He continues to be a great influence on me personally and professionally.
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This thread is taking on some negative undertones that I just don't like. Let the record reflect there is nothing, and I mean nothing, wrong with an excellent premium gin. It's actually healthy, in moderation.

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Don't screw up good swill with ice and tonic...you really think it's bombay?

How about 1.75s of Image
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Joe wrote:Don't screw up good swill with ice and tonic...you really think it's bombay?

How about 1.75s of Image

blech. that shit could strip paint.
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That will get the job done too, but the discriminating bum prefers even less esspensive solutifications to the need to quenchify the thirsty palatables:

http://www.bumwine.com/
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Joe wrote:That will get the job done too, but the discriminating bum prefers even less esspensive solutifications to the need to quenchify the thirsty palatables:

http://www.bumwine.com/
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Here are Cooch's old stand buys before the rock and roll @fit area when legions of idiots allowed Cooch to move onto Safeway brand Gin.

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Joe wrote:That will get the job done too, but the discriminating bum prefers even less esspensive solutifications to the need to quenchify the thirsty palatables:

http://www.bumwine.com/

I been gassed on all those wines...many times. Cisco is liquid crack that taste like cotton candy. If you drink enough all you need to do is drink a glass of water the next morning and you're drunk all over again. :drinkers:

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Banned wrote:
DEATHTURD wrote:
Rant wrote:
Banned wrote: Further surprised that no one on that site commented as to the GWF's appearance.

"Couch looks like shit.

Posted by: John Walsh at January 9, 2009 12:14 PM"


It should be deleted shortly.
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Get it while you can.
I think it's been deleted. I did come across this gem.

"for me, it was when i didn't quite tighten my sphincter enough and farted really loudly trying to dig myself out of the hole during a 1RM attempt in the back squat and nobody said anything. got banned from cfnyc for doing that..."

Sounds like this guy needs to contact Mark Cheng and sort out his anal lock problems. :vom: :ANAL:

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