The couch thread

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:15 pm

Don't look at him, look at me!

ok that's enough.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:27 am

Thud wrote:
I hope you realize you just kissed away your chance at a beach vacation with Allison and a 700 lb deadlift.

I'd hazard a guess that for what most of us would have planned for Allison, the beach or lack thereof would be irrelevant.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:06 am

At the bottom of the "I'm not Rant thread" at x-fit is a link to similiar threads:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... 1d&t=17819

Shaf and Rant back during the war of January 2006.

POD · Post by **POD** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:31 am

And sure enough, I got the banhammer.

Not even I was expecting that one.

POD · Post by **POD** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:43 am

Yeah, wow. Wow. Wow. Seriously? I'm just completely blown away at the moment. Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am. Wow.

I'll refrain from commenting on it further for the next while. I need some time for the astonishment to wear off.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:40 am

Patrick Donnelly wrote:Yeah, wow. Wow. Wow. Seriously? I'm just completely blown away at the moment. Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am. Wow.

I'll refrain from commenting on it further for the next while. I need some time for the astonishment to wear off.

you're a soft cunt for having ever been a part of it..

but hang in there, your stock has taken a slight bump.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:44 am

LOL

I can't believe you got banned.

I've been expecting a banning for some months now.

You lucky bastard.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:46 am

That is fucked up. Banned for posting at a place @fit mods don't like.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:03 am

My brother and I got ninja banned. Never knew it until months later.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:16 am

too funny

You should request:

"Banned for Freedom of Expression"

...be added to your banned banner, too bad they closed the thread, pussies.

now the sheeple will begin to justify for themselves that you deserved it and that it could not happen to them, if they stay in line that is.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:17 am

GoDogGo! wrote:
Thud wrote:
I hope you realize you just kissed away your chance at a beach vacation with Allison and a 700 lb deadlift.
I'd hazard a guess that for what most of us would have planned for Allison, the beach or lack thereof would be irrelevant.

My plan involves a bottle of ether, chains, a dark basement, a lot of begging, and some then muffled screaming; and that's just the foreplay.

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:26 am

Joe wrote: now the sheeple will begin to justify for themselves that you deserved it and that it could not happen to them, if they stay in line that is.

Patrick had to be made an example of or others might think to wander. But now they know, nobody strays from the compound and lives to tell.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:27 am

Thud wrote:
Joe wrote: now the sheeple will begin to justify for themselves that you deserved it and that it could not happen to them, if they stay in line that is.

Patrick had to be made an example of or others might think to wander. But now they know, nobody strays from the compound and lives to tell.

How long until the "White Night?"

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:32 am

Batboy2/75 wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Thud wrote:
I hope you realize you just kissed away your chance at a beach vacation with Allison and a 700 lb deadlift.
I'd hazard a guess that for what most of us would have planned for Allison, the beach or lack thereof would be irrelevant.
My plan involves a bottle of ether, chains, a dark basement, a lot of begging, and some then muffled screaming; and that's just the foreplay.

Actually what I meant was sweet, tender lovemaking that would make her feel fulfilled and respected as a person.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:42 am

GoDogGo! wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Thud wrote:
I hope you realize you just kissed away your chance at a beach vacation with Allison and a 700 lb deadlift.
I'd hazard a guess that for what most of us would have planned for Allison, the beach or lack thereof would be irrelevant.
My plan involves a bottle of ether, chains, a dark basement, a lot of begging, and some then muffled screaming; and that's just the foreplay.
Actually what I meant was sweet, tender lovemaking that would make her feel fulfilled and respected as a person.

My plan is more fun.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:11 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Thud wrote:
I hope you realize you just kissed away your chance at a beach vacation with Allison and a 700 lb deadlift.
I'd hazard a guess that for what most of us would have planned for Allison, the beach or lack thereof would be irrelevant.
My plan involves a bottle of ether, chains, a dark basement, a lot of begging, and some then muffled screaming; and that's just the foreplay.
Actually what I meant was sweet, tender lovemaking that would make her feel fulfilled and respected as a person.

I don't think the 'wanna see my glue gun after craft class?' line will work with her.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:27 pm

*****

POD · Post by **POD** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:44 pm

Thud wrote:Patrick had to be made an example of or others might think to wander. But now they know, nobody strays from the compound and lives to tell.

No, if they wanted to make an example of me, they wouldn't have deleted the thread where they banned me. They want me to "vanish."

Edit: Nevermind. It wasn't deleted. At first, it was just locked. Then it was locked and moved to "Pukie's Bucket." Now it's "Stuff and Nonsense." I had the visit the original link I posted here to find it. I guess Pukie's Bucket was too high-visibility.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:51 pm

MarcoFP wrote:
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Thud wrote:
I hope you realize you just kissed away your chance at a beach vacation with Allison and a 700 lb deadlift.
I'd hazard a guess that for what most of us would have planned for Allison, the beach or lack thereof would be irrelevant.
My plan involves a bottle of ether, chains, a dark basement, a lot of begging, and some then muffled screaming; and that's just the foreplay.
Actually what I meant was sweet, tender lovemaking that would make her feel fulfilled and respected as a person.
I don't think the 'wanna see my glue gun after craft class?' line will work with her.
Correctamundo.
She's one of those that you gotz to "Smack my bitch up" as they say.
That, & fuck her throat while playing with those fun bags.................

But she might want to go shopping with Dog and shit, you know, because he's 'safe.'

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:35 pm

Patrick Donnelly wrote:
Thud wrote:Patrick had to be made an example of or others might think to wander. But now they know, nobody strays from the compound and lives to tell.
No, if they wanted to make an example of me, they wouldn't have deleted the thread where they banned me. They want me to "vanish."

Edit: Nevermind. It wasn't deleted. At first, it was just locked. Then it was locked and moved to "Pukie's Bucket." Now it's "Stuff and Nonsense." I had the visit the original link I posted here to find it. I guess Pukie's Bucket was too high-visibility.

Manipulating people is an art.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:05 pm

"How Does CrossFit Training, The Principal Fitness Program Used For Many Military Special Forces Units, Federal Bad-Asses, and Thousands of Professional Athletes Worldwide...."

What kind of fuck tard makes a claim like this an no one challenges. It's that same as Wellbourne and steroids or Couch and working it. How can this may people be totally shit eating crazy that they never ask "which professional athlete?" I have heard of a few Olympic athletes, but not even the UFC boys will pimp CF.

The Ginger Beard Man · Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:04 pm

Doesn't the light trigger on banning people for things like thinking and exercising free speech sort of undermine Couch's whole libertarian, the troops are fighting for your freedom and we're helping them do it theme?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:32 pm

Posted without comment:

POD · Post by **POD** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:38 pm

I could see one of those CrossFitters getting his ass whooped while walking around in NYC simply for wearing that shirt.

I already know your comment for the first picture.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:39 pm

@fit may have a new superstar waiting on deck.

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snowangel moonbat wrote:Smarter than a hooters girl..
So the local radio station here was playing a "are you smarter than a hooters girl" game. (Side note.. I REALLY need to get my Sirius installed in my new car!!!! )

I didn't get to listen to the game, as I had to go into work, but I will say one thing. When I worked as a hooters girl, I was in the middle of grad school for a masters in geology. Out of the 20 something girls who worked there, only a few of them weren't finishing up some sort of college degree.

In fact, I tend to think that hooters girls are actually pretty fucking smart and here's why: the tips are fucking great, with minimal effort. No taking clothes off and giving lap dances to fat, nasty old guys. No actually having to have sex with a fat, nasty old guy for money. No STDs from work. (No OSHA coverage here.) No pimp. Just minimal flirting while shoving your cleavage in their face and the occasional hula hoop thing (gay!).. and bam - good tips.

-Side note - not that I would mind stripping either, but since I do happen to be a pretty sexual person.. I think lap dancing on fat nasty old guys would probably endanger that side of me. We can't have that. Not all clients can be hot yummy firefighters.. ;)

snowangel moonbat wrote:benzo = bozo
I am not liking the benzos my doc pushed on me. I know what's worked for me in the past.. I'm a fairly educated person, even so in the medical field a little.. I'm not begging for silly narcs with street value like half of our idiot patients come in for. I just wanted to SLEEP. And perhaps not feel like I'm having a heart attack if I happen to have an anxiety moment.

But no, instead of giving me the lesser drugs that I asked for.. I got the benzos. Don't get me wrong.. they're GREAT for a weekend-add-alcohol excursion(if I ever had a weekend off), but for everyday use.. no way. They have left me fairly fucked up. And they last FOR HOURS AND HOURS. When I finally came down from them yesterday, I was so super drained that I couldn't function. Instead of going to my first chemistry class.. I went home, fell flat on my face on the floor and slept. Woke up a few hours later, chatted with my man, and promptly fell back on my face on the floor. I've had rug burns on my knees and elbows before, but never my face.

Tomorrow morning I will promptly be calling the doc back and requesting that he kindly take me the fuck off of these. I'd rather have the ambien hallucinations again..

Needs some tats, though.

IGX

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