The couch thread

POD · Post by **POD** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:52 pm

Wow... Just five minutes of reading that blog... Yeah, we've got a new CF postergirl. Of course, our saying it here may have stopped it from ever happening.

What is it that drives some women to be such sluts publicly? Like I said before, I give women the respect they deserve, but with so many acting like that, there aren't very many who deserve any. That's sad.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:37 pm

Hores.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:59 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:@fit may have a new superstar waiting on deck.

I miss the days of corporal punishment. I seriously see nothing wrong with paddling

=D>

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:08 pm

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FUKC · Post by **FUKC** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:20 am

Shouldn't they practice with the inner tube, before working up to a real tire?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=42098

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:30 am

Christ, Ed, they should ban you just for that beard!

HAYO!

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:55 am

The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Christ, Ed, they should ban you just for that beard!

HAYO!

Takes a man of conviction to really own the Hickbeard.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:09 am

I sported one for a while earlier this year.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:38 am

Patrick Donnelly wrote:What is it that drives some women to be such sluts publicly? Like I said before, I give women the respect they deserve, but with so many acting like that, there aren't very many who deserve any. That's sad.

Looks like we have another honorary lesbian.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:20 am

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:21 am

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:What is it that drives some women to be such sluts publicly? Like I said before, I give women the respect they deserve, but with so many acting like that, there aren't very many who deserve any. That's sad.
Looks like we have another honorary lesbian.

And you Fagtrick Anally wonders why he never scores that filthy skank putang?
Bitches like AnalNYC don't want to be coddled, held, & loved.
They want to be fucked up their pretty little assholes while you smack their funbags around.

POD · Post by **POD** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:04 am

MarcoFP wrote:And you Fagtrick Anally wonders why he never scores that filthy skank putang?

No - I don't wonder. It's because "scoring that filthy skank putang" is so far from a priority for me that it doesn't even make it on the list.

Today, I was told the reason I was banned from the CrossFit boards. I violated rule #19:

19. High Maintenance Clause... Any member who occupies a majority of admin or moderator time unnecessarily will be shown the door.

So, not only do they moderate this place, but they must spend considerable amounts of time here doing it...

And in short, they banned me because they were lazy. Had they been more determined to stalk me, they eventually would have found something I said that they really didn't like and ban me for it, but at this point in time, it was just laziness.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:00 pm

Patrick, there is help:

http://nomoremrniceguy.com/forums/index.php

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:04 pm

Patrick, you'll be banned here too if you don't get over your disrespect for sluts.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:05 pm

Patrick Donnelly wrote:No - I don't wonder. It's because "scoring that filthy skank putang" is so far from a priority for me that it doesn't even make it on the list.

Go fag up another thread somewhere else, please. The stick-up-the-ass demeanor plays way better on the @fit forums than it does here. You're detracting from this thread's dual themes of @fit hate and appreciation of its hardbodied butterfaced spokesmodels.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:09 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:No - I don't wonder. It's because "scoring that filthy skank putang" is so far from a priority for me that it doesn't even make it on the list.

Go fag up another thread somewhere else, please. The stick-up-the-ass demeanor plays way better on the @fit forums than it does here. You're detracting from this thread's dual themes of @fit hate and appreciation of its hardbodied butterfaced spokesmodels.

=D>

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:23 pm

Thank you, I'm here all week.

While we're waiting for Snowangel to post more workout pics, let's move on.

It's clearly a good idea for an affiliate to keep a supply of crutches on hand at the gym.

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:31 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
It's clearly a good idea for an affiliate to keep a supply of crutches on hand at the gym.

So the douches can overhead squat them.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:41 pm

*****

Hank Scorpio · Post by **Hank Scorpio** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:43 pm

protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:@fit may have a new superstar waiting on deck.

I miss the days of corporal punishment. I seriously see nothing wrong with paddling
=D>

That little tart has a pretty IGx-ish sense of humor.

But it pisses me the hell off when I hold a door open for people and they say nothing, especially the women! Stuck up cuntbags. Next time I'm dropping the door in your ugly face..

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:47 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:

She could be a fun weekend in Mexico.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:21 pm

X-fit must send the dudes here. This latest smells of Brandon Oto-ono.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:02 pm

*****

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:10 pm

snowangel, queen of the moonbats wrote:speaking of concealed carry permit.. that picture is hideous. with a capital H. if I get pulled over.. the cop is going to freak. i look like a psychotic killer. and if anything ever DID happen, i'm sure that's the pic that would go on the news.. not the pretty one from facebook or here or hell, even my ass pic from simon's little contest. no, CNN would run the psycho picture. there would be no fair trial after that. i'll try to scan it in later so you can all laugh your assess off..

...

In other fun news.. I got my nipples pierced this weekend.. It hurt a lot less than I thought it would.. Now I wonder why I took so long to do it in the first place.

...

Vicodin and vodka.. do NOT make for a good "shaving" scenario.

Oh yes, the ovarian cysts are back.. Hence the vodka/vicodin combo. But a girl still needs to maintain the "baldness" she desires..

Perhaps she should have waited until she was sober..

Breathtaking.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:25 pm

CF should recognize their new celebrity train wreck any day now.
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New member indoctrination.

Caption this:

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/t ... air_b.html

IGX

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