The couch thread

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:48 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
snowangel, queen of the moonbats wrote:speaking of concealed carry permit.. that picture is hideous. with a capital H. if I get pulled over.. the cop is going to freak. i look like a psychotic killer. and if anything ever DID happen, i'm sure that's the pic that would go on the news.. not the pretty one from facebook or here or hell, even my ass pic from simon's little contest. no, CNN would run the psycho picture. there would be no fair trial after that. i'll try to scan it in later so you can all laugh your assess off..

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In other fun news.. I got my nipples pierced this weekend.. It hurt a lot less than I thought it would.. Now I wonder why I took so long to do it in the first place.

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Vicodin and vodka.. do NOT make for a good "shaving" scenario.

Oh yes, the ovarian cysts are back.. Hence the vodka/vicodin combo. But a girl still needs to maintain the "baldness" she desires..

Perhaps she should have waited until she was sober..
Breathtaking.

Fuckin' a, pierced nipples, bald vagina, & passed out?
Who the fuck could convict a man of anything he desired to do with that?????

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:17 pm

Gin Master wrote:CF should recognize their new celebrity train wreck any day now.
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New member indoctrination.

Caption this:

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/t ... air_b.html

What the fuck is going on in this photo?! Is this a "How to take a shit in the woods" seminar or the @fit approved posture of supplication to the GinMaster?

Botototo · Post by **Botototo** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:26 pm

Chew scrote.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:23 pm

BOTO,

With that RAD AWESOME mowhawk, you're pretty fuckin' cool, right?
Is that the secret to picking up maladjusted hawt trust fund bitches who are into anal that take you on bitchin' trips?

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:26 pm

MarcoFP wrote:BOTO,

With that RAD AWESOME mowhawk, you're pretty fuckin' cool, right?
Is that the secret to picking up maladjusted hawt trust fund bitches who are into anal that take you on bitchin' trips?

You're thinking of B-Boi. BOTO is the twink.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:36 pm

Thud wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:BOTO,

With that RAD AWESOME mowhawk, you're pretty fuckin' cool, right?
Is that the secret to picking up maladjusted hawt trust fund bitches who are into anal that take you on bitchin' trips?
You're thinking of B-Boi. BOTO is the twink.

Oh fuck me there are too many fucking players in the @fit drama.

BOTO, do you like to go camping?

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:09 pm

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Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:58 pm

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Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:50 pm

LMAO!

IWP · Post by **IWP** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:53 pm

We need a list of people banned from CrossFit. Name, date, # of posts, reason given, and real reason.

POD · Post by **POD** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:17 am

Buddha Couch needs a bottle of gin in that picture. It would really complete his image.

Incredibly Weak Performer wrote:We need a list of people banned from CrossFit. Name, date, # of posts, reason given, and real reason.

Well, when I attempt to log in, it says I was banned for "Reason: None." Lynne herself told me that I was banned for using too much Mod time up.

It's funny - once you try to log in, it stops you from even trying to view the board, and removes your option to log out. It forces you to delete the board's cookies. They even went another step with George Mounce, giving him an IP ban too, so he needs a proxy for the rare occasions he decides to read the boards again.

ab g-d · Post by **ab g-d** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:27 am

The Search is Over, THE FITTEST MAN IN THE WORLD has been found, PVC pipe in hand, being taught how to train by Nicole:

http://www.crossfit.com/

LooseNut · Post by **LooseNut** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:00 pm

I'm pretty sure I don't want to see the before and after shots of this faggotassery.

POD · Post by **POD** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:25 pm

You guys missed a spot...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90305.html

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:50 pm

lol

I need to have my friends swear to shoot me if I ever wear a skull cap

maybe with an exemption if I am outside and it's < 10F

The guy sporting one and staring blankly in the video cracked me up

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... 2Part3.wmv

at 45 sec.

dorks

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:19 pm

Patrick Donnelly wrote:You guys missed a spot...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90305.html

That girl looks hard to kill. I guess Cultfit really does work.

Ripe Turd · Post by **Ripe Turd** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:17 pm

So, they're being fucking serious when they call the winner of the cultfit games ''fittest man on the planet''?

POD · Post by **POD** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:20 pm

protobuilder wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:You guys missed a spot...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90305.html
That girl looks hard to kill. I guess Cultfit really does work.

I was referring to the text below the image.

People have been asking us, so we're asking you: Who are the outstanding female athletes out there in affiliate-land that we don't know about? Tell us about someone new. And, while we're at it, tell us about your outstanding over-40 female athletes. We get those requests too. Post to Comments and give us some women to cheer for.

Take that for what you will.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:27 pm

Did you drop some pvc on your head? What the hell are you getting at?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:28 pm

Youngman wrote:So, they're being fucking serious when they call the winner of the cultfit games ''fittest man on the planet''?

Only if couch wins.

POD · Post by **POD** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:15 pm

Joe wrote:Did you drop some pvc on your head? What the hell are you getting at?

It's Couch seeking for some new ladies for his team. He's obviously growing tired of AllisonNYC, and since he's getting on in years, he's looking for some older ones that won't outpace him so badly.

I thought it was obvious, anyway.

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:27 pm

CrossFit MilfHunter merger?

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:37 pm

Patrick Donnelly wrote:
Joe wrote:Did you drop some pvc on your head? What the hell are you getting at?
It's Couch seeking for some new ladies for his team. He's obviously growing tired of AllisonNYC, and since he's getting on in years, he's looking for some older ones that won't outpace him so badly.
I thought it was obvious, anyway.

I get it now. He wants more of curves' marketshare. Only so many people are going to tolerate douches with beanies for so long.

*** · Post by ******* » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:18 pm

"So - here's some pics of me (there ya go guys - now you can stop emailing me) and yes I like to walk around the house in heels and panties - I always have. Especially when it's just me in the house these days....I cook like this too :) stupid I know, but I don't give a fuck. "

http://www.sharikeener.blogspot.com/

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Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:38 pm

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