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This man will put a chopstick in Couch's ass to end this!!!wtf wrote:Couch is kinda racist in that. All that talk about chinks.:-"
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Some discussion of @FIT SLOP regarding this video:
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Lind ... Burpee.wmv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Lind ... Burpee.wmv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I put this on the main sites comments, so sorry if you're reading it twice. but this is how I feel on the issue of the video.
If we go by games standards, the only thing wrong with their burpees was a muted hip, and some reps didn't have a clap at the top of their heads. Yes, technically most of the burpees didn't count due not opening the hips all the way, but that does not take away from a great performance by all. And I highly doubt in the thrawls of a rediculous work-out, everyone has had every rep in perfect form.
To put a number on it CrossFit asks for no more than 20% degredation on form.
These are a couple of quotes from Pat Sherwood during a Level-1 Cert on the subject in an article on T-nation. Hopefully Pat doesn't mind me using these.
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_...up_by_CrossFit" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"Unsafe is unacceptable," Sherwood said. "But perfect form is also unacceptable. What we look for is CrossFit slop."
The sloppy ideal is a small breakdown in technical form, maybe 20 percent off from perfect. In CrossFit, that's the optimal balance of effort and safety. "That's where the intensity is," Sherwood said.
"Technique only has to be good enough to increase the intensity," Sherwood answered. "The goal is never perfect form. Remember, it's the speed of the set that is the goal."
So to sum up their WOD.
Safety- Check, some degredation on form,certainly, but not enought to injure (or their trainers would have stopped them. They know their clients better than you do)
Intensity- Check
I don't feel that I'm trying to justify their forms were good enough for the times to count. I feel that due to full ROM not being acheived that these should not be counted as PR's, however they still worked their a$$'s off. I don't think form degredation and not getting full ROM are the same thing.
You can have full ROM with form degredation.
Form degredation and not having full ROM should not be counted towards PR's. I beleive that this video falls in this categorey.
But, again, they still work their butts off during the WOD, they just had some ROM issues.

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I could only guess that was posted by the King of the Kool-Aid guzzling contest, Bingo...
I'm guessing the only time @F would say that form was "injurious" was if someone was injured during a workout...
Their denial of accumulated microtrauma being a major factor in injuries is laughable. They expect injuries to discs to simply be big blowout events, all the damage occurring at one time.

"Safety" and "20% degradation in form" are pretty nebulous. Form that an orthopod testifying on the stand versus what a weekend-trained @F trainer deem potentially injurious are probably worlds apart. How in the hell does a trainer know the point at which form can degrade to and not injure someone? "Uh, well, he was going along just fine until he got injured...a-durrr...hey, have you joined the RRG yet?" @FHQ's teaching that form *needs* to degrade for intensity's sake will play out well for the other side in court!Safety- Check, some degredation on form,certainly, but not enought to injure (or their trainers would have stopped them. They know their clients better than you do)
I'm guessing the only time @F would say that form was "injurious" was if someone was injured during a workout...

Their denial of accumulated microtrauma being a major factor in injuries is laughable. They expect injuries to discs to simply be big blowout events, all the damage occurring at one time.
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Bloody hell. What a manipulative motherfucker.Coochy Coochy Coo wrote:B2 #69,
The line was an original observation and formulation belonging to Mark Twight, and so I quote him whenever I repeat it. It's a common measure of courtesy and intellectual honesty.
Mark and I have our differences, but none of that is made any better by my ignoring his contributions or plagiarizing his work(s).
Comment #71 - Posted by: Coach at April 20, 2009 10:08 PM
I went through and read some of the other comments. It's funny when you see people respond to each other like "B2 #69" only to later see that B2's post is now mysteriously #68... They've really got to come up with a way to mask their trigger-happy deletions better.
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Ah, brilliant standard. You've gone too far when...you get hurt. Got it. Do they teach that in their Beginner Certs or do you have to make it to level 3?Resident Quack wrote:I could only guess that was posted by the King of the Kool-Aid guzzling contest, Bingo...
Safety- Check, some degredation on form,certainly, but not enought to injure (or their trainers would have stopped them. They know their clients better than you do)
I guess Couch's form broke down right when he fell off the rings in 1978?
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=D> =D> =D>protobuilder wrote:I guess Couch's form broke down right when he fell off the rings in 1978?
He was totally testing the boundaries of intensity, stuff mere mortals can never approach.

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McGill's work with the spine shows with frequent and loaded flexion, it's not "if" but "when".
A lot of the shit I see with thrusters and OLs are frequent and loaded flexion.
A lot of the shit I see with thrusters and OLs are frequent and loaded flexion.
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Most @fitters would do well in a yoga class with their "slop." Most trainers and their all-knowing leader, cooch, would be too busy criticizing form and breaking it down with stick figure drawings to do a single pose.
Of koarse, most @fitters would want to know their time for holding triangle position or how many rounds of a vinyasa their supposed to do or if this workout is named after a girl. Retards all.
Of koarse, most @fitters would want to know their time for holding triangle position or how many rounds of a vinyasa their supposed to do or if this workout is named after a girl. Retards all.
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nebulous? wtf...how more specific than 20% can you get. it's a perfect metric."Safety" and "20% degradation in form" are pretty nebulous.
if you ever get to 21% sloppy the reps don't count and you should probably stop since you're approaching an Injury Threshold Event.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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Couch is the Chuck Yeager of fitness. We owe him a debt of gratitude.Resident Quack wrote:=D> =D> =D>protobuilder wrote:I guess Couch's form broke down right when he fell off the rings in 1978?
He was totally testing the boundaries of intensity, stuff mere mortals can never approach.

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I'm going to squat today and will stop my set when my form breaks down by 19.5%. Don't want to risk the other 0.5%. ](https://www.irongarmx.net/phpbbdev/images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif)
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Are you going to have a highly qualified @fit couch watching to tell you when you hit the magic 19.5?offroadbiker wrote:I'm going to squat today and will stop my set when my form breaks down by 19.5%. Don't want to risk the other 0.5%.
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Looks like Couch convinced one of his sobriety partners to give @F a try.


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Now available: Correct the biggest piece of shit movement ever invented by the @fit thinktank (drinktank?).
Lesbians and gentlemen: The sumo-deadlift-high pull fix-it video.
http://journal.crossfit.com/2009/04/cor ... ghpull.tpl" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Lesbians and gentlemen: The sumo-deadlift-high pull fix-it video.
http://journal.crossfit.com/2009/04/cor ... ghpull.tpl" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



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The sumo deadlift high pull is probably the dumbest, most useless movement in the CF arsenal of stupid movements with the thruster coming in not too far behind.
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Agree on the first one. But I'll see your thruster and raise you a 12# medicine ball clean.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:The sumo deadlift high pull is probably the dumbest, most useless movement in the CF arsenal of stupid movements with the thruster coming in not too far behind.
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Oh shit, you're right.
The thruster, though, has a lot of fucking things wrong with it. You can pick them out in almost every video of "Fran" that you see.
The thruster, though, has a lot of fucking things wrong with it. You can pick them out in almost every video of "Fran" that you see.
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I liked the weak "functional" explanation of RL usefulness of that garbage movement...can anyone say "power clean"? <<<<qThe Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:The sumo deadlift high pull is probably the dumbest, most useless movement in the CF arsenal of stupid movements with the thruster coming in not too far behind.
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Screw y'all for bringing this up. I had to search. Now my eyes are bleeding.
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=37993" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
CFs 9 foundational movements and their progressions:
So why do the high pulls?
but what about all the OLY guys?

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=37993" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
CFs 9 foundational movements and their progressions:
The med ball clean is at the top of the mountain, baby!1-Air Squat => 4-Front Squat => 7-OverHead Squat
2-Shoulder Press => 5-Push Press => 8-Push Jerk
3-Deadlift => 6-Sumo Deadlift High Pull => 9-Medecine Ball Clean
So why do the high pulls?
Uhhh....The Sumo Dead Lift High Pull: This movement is a precursor to the clean. It teaches proper kinetic chain when taking something from the ground to the chest. It is also a more functional version of the clean

As far as hundreds of olympic weightlifters learning their moves without the SDHP, I understand. People used to make cars without airbags too, but then we saw a better way and adapted, there is no reason to believe that this shouldn't be done in the exercise phys world either.


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Fuck that shit. The Sumo Deadlift High Pull has no place in any sensible learning progression. You ever wonder why they're almost always prescribed in high rep sets? It's to mask the fact that it sucks as an exercise.Gin Master wrote:Screw y'all for bringing this up. I had to search. Now my eyes are bleeding.
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=37993" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
CFs 9 foundational movements and their progressions:The med ball clean is at the top of the mountain, baby!1-Air Squat => 4-Front Squat => 7-OverHead Squat
2-Shoulder Press => 5-Push Press => 8-Push Jerk
3-Deadlift => 6-Sumo Deadlift High Pull => 9-Medecine Ball Clean
So why do the high pulls?
The Sumo Dead Lift High Pull: This movement is a precursor to the clean. It teaches proper kinetic chain when taking something from the ground to the chest. It is also a more functional version of the clean![]()
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Face it, they have you there. QED*As far as hundreds of olympic weightlifters learning their moves without the SDHP, I understand. People used to make cars without airbags too, but then we saw a better way and adapted, there is no reason to believe that this shouldn't be done in the exercise phys world either.
*which is a latin contraction for Queerus Exercisus Dumbassi.
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Hahahah.
The Sumo DL High pull is a garbage movement.
Fucking absolute garbage.
The Sumo DL High pull is a garbage movement.
Fucking absolute garbage.
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It would be nice if someone could finally give us, for once and for all, the hierarchy of functional movements. Sumo high pulls are more functional than cleans. What's ore functional than a clean? Med ball clean? Med ball clean on bosu ball? Then you move up to Beachball cleans?The Sumo Dead Lift High Pull: This movement is a precursor to the clean. It teaches proper kinetic chain when taking something from the ground to the chest. It is also a more functional version of the clean
LMAOAs far as hundreds of olympic weightlifters learning their moves without the SDHP, I understand. People used to make cars without airbags too, but then we saw a better way and adapted, there is no reason to believe that this shouldn't be done in the exercise phys world either.
When will Couch share his secret tips for Oly success with the men's national team??
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And this poor bastard is just all kinds of in the dark, punch drunk with Kool-Aid-isms.
http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=12" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=12" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Fuck, that last one had me laughing until I cried.Shane,
These movements were chosen because they are universal motor recruitment patterns. First, they are a progression on each other, that I won't explain since Frederic did such a good job. Bottom line is that you can't clean until you can Dead lift and front squat. As far as the pressing movements being the same with different levels of hip involvement, think of each one in the progression as a more efficient means to the same end as the one before. The most efficient way (and maybe the only way by proxy of the size of the object to be lifted) to get something from chest to overhead is the Push Jerk, and putting things overhead for one reason or another is important.
I said that these movements are universal motor recruitment patterns. Basically what that means is that if you desire to get better at things that involve the human body, you need to do these things well. If you want to jump high or far, you need to squat, clean and dead lift. If you want to run fast... same. As far as the over head stuff goes, they illicit some of the strongest contractions of the core and require enormous amounts of midline stabilization. That translates to all of sport.
The Sumo Dead Lift High Pull: This movement is a precursor to the clean. It teaches proper kinetic chain when taking something from the ground to the chest. It is also a more functional version of the clean (in a manner of speaking, I know there is no drop under or third pull). Think about it like this: if your buddy gets shot in the streets of Iraq are you going to run him through with a bar so you can clean him up to your shoulder, or are you going to straddle him with your hands inside of your feet, violently extend your hips and then drop under him?
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