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Difference.

NFL player = injections, painkillers = PAYCHECK

Crossfitter = injections, painkillers = no paycheck


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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Difference.

NFL player = injections, painkillers = PAYCHECK

Crossfitter = injections, painkillers = no paycheck
It's but a minor difference when you're talking about such elite athleticism though. If you want to be the best and beat the best, you gotta do what the best does.

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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Difference.

NFL player = injections, painkillers = PAYCHECK

Crossfitter = injections, painkillers = no paycheck

NFL Player= Huge PAYCHECK = snorting cocaine off the ass of a high priced call girl's ass.

Crossfitter = small pay check = can't even whack off to online pics of Allison big tits because you're pissing blood from WOD & on top of that depressing news, can't even have a beer because cavemen didn't have beer.
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Wellbourne arrived in the thread to set young Johnny B straight:
@F Football wrote:28. CF Football has only been put on a site and open to the public for 7 weeks...so it is gaining momentum. However, this is the style of training I used while training and playing in the NFL. And this is off-season...late May...spring ball is done and you shoule be ramping up your training for the summer. the program will adjust for training camp and inseason. But I am surprised by the complaining. If it is too hard then you dont have to it. If you can't do it then there are a ton of other programs out there. This is the one I found works best. And last time I checked I played football with my whole body everyday...so i train they way I am required to play.
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JimZipCode wrote:Wellbourne arrived in the thread to set young Johnny B straight:
@F Football wrote:28. CF Football has only been put on a site and open to the public for 7 weeks...so it is gaining momentum. However, this is the style of training I used while training and playing in the NFL. And this is off-season...late May...spring ball is done and you shoule be ramping up your training for the summer. the program will adjust for training camp and inseason. But I am surprised by the complaining. I just figured everyone would be on juice like I was when I played football.
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Resident Quack wrote:What is it about @F that increases the stupidity domain?
It's not inherent, at least not exactly. They scout for it, and recruit it specifically.
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John Wellbourne wrote:i train they way I am required to play.
He played football with a barbell set and thrusters?
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And somewhere Meth Calves is kicking himself for being unable to run more than 5k a clip:

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Batboy2/75 wrote:
The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Difference.

NFL player = injections, painkillers = PAYCHECK

Crossfitter = injections, painkillers = no paycheck

NFL Player= Huge PAYCHECK = snorting cocaine off the ass of a high priced call girl's ass.

Crossfitter = small pay check = can't even whack off to online pics of Allison big tits because you're pissing blood from WOD & on top of that depressing news, can't even have a beer because cavemen didn't have beer.
LMFAO =D> =D> =D> =D>


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Ed Zachary wrote:There are so many things wrong with this kind of attitude towards healing.

I actually like a lot of the shit that Cultfit Oneworld does but fuck you are going at your own liver with teeth and finger nails taking this man NSAIDs when you are "tore up."

Rather than treating the pain why not treat the actual cause of the pain.
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The object, according to Denton, was to 'run through' the thing, just as he maintained one should attempt to 'run through' most of those other little hubcaps life rolls into your lane; everything from death in the family to cancer of the colon.
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protobuilder wrote:And somewhere Meth Calves is kicking himself for being unable to run more than 5k a clip:

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Damn! He said, "I'll see your meth calves and raise you some heroin quads. Because nature favors ME, dammit!"

I don't have a problem with the football programming as much as the pain med prescriptions. My shoulders and elbows hurt for a month while I adjusted to Oly lifting.

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Speaking of meth calves he finally got his 15 minutes of fame on the mainpage a few days back - Pretty sure this is him:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Agai ... covery.wmv

I think he's one of the presenters for their running cert.
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protobuilder wrote:And somewhere Meth Calves is kicking himself for being unable to run more than 5k a clip:

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Damn! He said, "I'll see your meth calves and raise you some heroin quads. Because nature favors ME, dammit!"

I don't have a problem with the football programming as much as the pain med prescriptions. My shoulders and elbows hurt for a month while I adjusted to Oly lifting.

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What does it tell you when CrossFit can't get insured yet these guys can:

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Glancing back over the beginnings of this thread is a hoot.

Doughboy saying this:
The genesis of Hard Style was the development of GS as a sport in the US. It quickly became apparent that to train successfully for GS one had to break all the party rules. RKC's were conflicted and confused that the secret TLT techniques were not effective. Hard Style was put forth as a way for them to feel better about themselves and their sub-optimal training.

And now we have the SSST and TSC.
And the Pavel-ites denying it was so is just so funny in hindsight.

I haven't even seen where I start posting regularly in this bitch, but stopped skimming at page 18 or so.

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RPC wrote:Speaking of meth calves he finally got his 15 minutes of fame on the mainpage a few days back - Pretty sure this is him:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Agai ... covery.wmv

I think he's one of the presenters for their running cert.
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That methcalves video is SCREAMING for a monologue on the DirtDiver ala Adolf.

Ok...

Please
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Joe wrote:That methcalves video is SCREAMING for a monologue on the DirtDiver ala Adolf.

Ok...

Please
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JohnnyBadAss wrote:That guy is seriously chalked up for a 135lb deadlift.
Late to the party, but I'd like to point out that back in the Web1.0 days of Cyberpump, and the Old School Strength board on InsideTheWeb, Intar-web lifting legend Herk Sparkman used to post pics of himself (and his trademark purple sweat pants) covered in chalk like an extra from Quest For Fire. The difference here of course is that he was built like a tank and was crazy strong at the crazy lifts he liked to do.

@fit doesn't do anything original, and what it does do, it does in the lamest way possible.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:@fit doesn't do anything original, and what it does do, it does in the lamest way possible.
That could be one of the funniest and most profound statements ever. =D>

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Another non-CrossFitter breaking a record on a CrossFit workout.

Edit:
And people arguing in the comments over the virtuosity of the CrossFit Slop in the above video:
http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90520.html

Included is the guy who did the workout saying:
But incase those of you who worry about my form are wondering.. the answer is YES.. my back was killing me after.. LOL
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Mp3x_O16k

Another non-CrossFitter breaking a record on a CrossFit workout.

Those were some nice RBSLDLMCLs (round-back-stiff-legged-deadlift-muscle-cleans for those not up one the lingo)


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Patrick Donnelly wrote:
Another non-CrossFitter breaking a record on a CrossFit workout.
He set a CF record. There you have it, the fittest man in the universe.
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A stunning display of POWER (according to Couch's formula).
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I have huge respect for Tycens attitude, both for the work he put in on the video and his response here. At the same time, I think it is the duty of this community to note that his movements do not meet the specified requirements. If one wants to call anything a record, it must conform to the standards. To me, for a competition or "record" it can be as ugly as he wants, rounded back and all and it counts (although I do not see the point), but must meet the ROM requirements. So push jerking and not standing to finish the rep equals "Zero".

I think the attitude that gets expressed hurts CrossFitters going for a competitive sporting approach. If I was a judge at the Games (as I was last year, and at the Mid Atlantics) I would not count those reps.

Comment #30 - Posted by: Tom Brose at May 20, 2009 11:55 AM
This family size bag-o-douche has a point. A gay point, but a point. No one looks good doing this wo becasue it is for fucktards. Josh kills it because the weight is a joke for him. but he even admits that he dosen't do these work outs. No real athlete would ever think of doing rep after rep of shitty cleans with joke weight

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protobuilder wrote:A stunning display of POWER (according to Couch's formula).
It was a cunning array of stunts, alright.
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