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GoDogGo! wrote:Okay. That creature, I ain't celebrating with, if you get my drift.

You have an issue with delt, neck and upper pec veins on broads?

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:Okay. That creature, I ain't celebrating with, if you get my drift.

You have an issue with delt, neck and upper pec veins on broads?

yeah, plus skin like Carrot Top. Silly me.

Is that Timmah in the background?

Maverick IMO.

I'm back. Tanned, refreshed, and ready to bring the fucking hate.

Cultfit citing any real athlete is like any trainer using rank beginners to show the effectiveness of their programming. It's straight up bullshit. I can train just like Randy Couture in every way shape and form. Hell I could probably out perform him with enough work in the gym. But I'll never be the fighter/athlete that Randy is/was.

I know I'm stating the obvious but Cultfitters can't seem to realize that their so called icons would be great so called "athletes" if they were doing fucking HIT and quoting Mentzer or juggling insane-o-balls and purporting their OTW. Where Cultfit cultivates gym rat heroes is by the simply insane level of devotion their fucked up programming seems to perpetrate in the sheep that make up the Cultfit masses.

And this is what hurts so many people. They keep injuring themselves and they don't have the experience or will power to seek out other options to make the programming fit their needs.

POD, remember our talk young man. Less navel gazing and philosophizing and more hate.

You know, I was just watching the game show Ninja warrior and I didn't see one @fit member. Ninja warrior is so grueling For ever 100 contestants only 10 make it through the first obstacle course. One would think that with their addiction to "functional" exercise and "block box metcon" conditioning @fit would be traveling to Japan in force to dominate. According to there gin swilling, hoho eating, syphalis riddled, gimpy legged, fitness (snicker) guru the average @fit member should be cleaning house.

The obvious answer is the contestants that complete the stages at ninja warrior are real athletes and actually train to complete the obstacles. I'd love to see 100 @fit fags do nothing but the WOD and compete against 100 people that trained specifically for ninja warrior. We all know the outcome (massive fail for @fit douche bags), but I'd like to see 100 @fit fags have their little fantasy world come crashing down around them.

Kind of funny how @fit is always absent when there are real athletic endeavors going on.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:Okay. That creature, I ain't celebrating with, if you get my drift.

You have an issue with delt, neck and upper pec veins on broads?

She's a cancer survivor, gentlemen. Would you consider redirecting the hate, in this case?

Soooo...if I survive cancer, I'm forever free of scrutiny of any kind? Sweet!

Dr Freud wrote: She's a cancer survivor, gentlemen. Would you consider redirecting the hate, in this case?

first, cancer is on the inside; this hate is only skin deep.

second, what kindofa pass is 'cancer survivor?' you think lance gets any slack from contador 'cause one of his nuts rotted off? fuck no. who cares if she survived cancer? except her and her family, of course, but for us, should it make her some kinda icon? no. thank her fuckin' doctor and all the little research squints who made her survival possible, but for fuck sake, she's had plenty of special 'treatment' already.

finally, doctor freud, go fuck your mommy, if you can make you way to the bottom of the pile of mostly hetero flesh that's gangbanging her.

btw, i'd do her. i likey strong lady...

and fuck you too, dano, for cutting me off with the quick post. cock blocker...

Dr Freud wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:Okay. That creature, I ain't celebrating with, if you get my drift.

You have an issue with delt, neck and upper pec veins on broads?

She's a cancer survivor, gentlemen. Would you consider redirecting the hate, in this case?

Dude you just fucked up big time. Until you road up on your white steed, she was about to become a foot note in the Cooch thread; not now. I guarantee you at least 10 pages of hate filled venom for the your butch lady in waiting.

So, what was it ass cancer? How many AIDS riddled negros busted her ass so bad she got ass cancer? Why are you so chummy? Where you both seeing the same ass cancer doctor? Did you both meet at the same "I survived ass cancer" support group? Was it that you both like AIDS infested negro fucking you in the ass?

IGx wants to know!

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:Your androgenic posting powers are weak, old man. Most of those babes are still highly tappable.

You misunderstand, GDG, Androgen Friday is a celebration.

Big meanie!

Cut her some slack!

Don't you know that she survived being fucked in the ass by thousands of escaped negro criminal infested with AIDs? She got @fit cancer because of it.

It's a sad story; Dr. Freud, was crushed.

So, what was it ass cancer? How many AIDS riddled negros busted her ass so bad she got ass cancer? Why are you so chummy? Where you both seeing the same ass cancer doctor? Did you both meet at the same "I survived ass cancer" support group? Was it that you both like AIDS infested negro fucking you in the ass?

=D> =D>

A few seasons ago the 1st Amercians went to a contest to go to Ninja Warrior and a @Fitter was a finalist. He got owned in a prelim by a ready~ ~~~~ A TORN HAND!!!!! A rock climber and a free runner went and did well (realitively speaking) Who has the old rankings from the Games? Jason Kalipha wins in '08 and gets killed in '09? In what sport could a champion team get coached to #11 and have that be ok? Ridiculous!

CultBuster wrote:A few seasons ago the 1st Amercians went to a contest to go to Ninja Warrior and a @Fitter was a finalist. He got owned in a prelim by a ready~ ~~~~ A TORN HAND!!!!! A rock climber and a free runner went and did well (realitively speaking) Who has the old rankings from the Games? Jason Kalipha wins in '08 and gets killed in '09? In what sport could a champion team get coached to #11 and have that be ok? Ridiculous!

Did he have ass cancer too? Did he know Dr Freud? Dr Freud is into AIDS infested Negros fucking him the ass.

Did you know there is support group for the ailment? It's called @fit.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:Your androgenic posting powers are weak, old man. Most of those babes are still highly tappable.

You misunderstand, GDG, Androgen Friday is a celebration.

So what do you guys think; is she shitting into plastic bag or what? I bet you Dr. Freud is down with that freaky shit.

CultBuster wrote:A few seasons ago the 1st Amercians went to a contest to go to Ninja Warrior and a @Fitter was a finalist. He got owned in a prelim by a ready~ ~~~~ A TORN HAND!!!!! A rock climber and a free runner went and did well (realitively speaking) Who has the old rankings from the Games? Jason Kalipha wins in '08 and gets killed in '09? In what sport could a champion team get coached to #11 and have that be ok? Ridiculous!

I'm just asking why a Cooch hasn't sent over a gaggle of @fit housewives to crush them pansies at Ninja warrior?

Elite my ass!

Talking of asses, did you know that Dr. Freud has ass cancer? So does some dyke with a colostomy bag he has the hots for.

Dr Freud wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:Okay. That creature, I ain't celebrating with, if you get my drift.

You have an issue with delt, neck and upper pec veins on broads?

She's a cancer survivor, gentlemen. Would you consider redirecting the hate, in this case?

Are you saying that not only does @fit create the most elite HardKore exercisers but it's sooooo good at preparing your body for life and it's challenges that your own body's increased work capacity over multiple modal domains forces cancer into remission and possibly out your body?

I guess this makes perfect sense since cancer is a "specialist" and only work across one modal domain....

Batboy2/75 wrote:You know, I was just watching the game show Ninja warrior and I didn't see one @fit member. Ninja warrior is so grueling For ever 100 contestants only 10 make it through the first obstacle course. One would think that with their addiction to "functional" exercise and "block box metcon" conditioning @fit would be traveling to Japan in force to dominate. According to there gin swilling, hoho eating, syphalis riddled, gimpy legged, fitness (snicker) guru the average @fit member should be cleaning house.

Hey, don't diss Ho-Ho's.

Despite Dr. Freud's irritating chime in, what pisses me off more than anything is this chick deadlifting in RUNNING SHOES. She deserves a vagina punch for that shit.

I'd post a photo of ass cancer, you know, to be educational and all...
but last time I did that several IGX tough guys needed therapy.

SAR wrote:I'd post a photo of ass cancer, you know, to be educational and all...
but last time I did that several IGX tough guys needed therapy.

Post away jewnegrowe. I'll never object or need therapy or @'s Mom's shoulder to cry on, or anything else she may offer up for that matter

SAR wrote:I'd post a photo of ass cancer, you know, to be educational and all...
but last time I did that several IGX tough guys needed therapy.

You were very sensitive and caring for taking it down, i.e., a pussy.

Shapecharge wrote:Despite Dr. Freud's irritating chime in, what pisses me off more than anything is this chick deadlifting in RUNNING SHOES. She deserves a vagina punch for that shit.

Do you actually believe she still has a vagina?

GoDogGo! wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:You know, I was just watching the game show Ninja warrior and I didn't see one @fit member. Ninja warrior is so grueling For ever 100 contestants only 10 make it through the first obstacle course. One would think that with their addiction to "functional" exercise and "block box metcon" conditioning @fit would be traveling to Japan in force to dominate. According to there gin swilling, hoho eating, syphalis riddled, gimpy legged, fitness (snicker) guru the average @fit member should be cleaning house.

Hey, don't diss Ho-Ho's.

Hohos are fine. However, they were never meant to be consumed by the pallet load and washed down with a couple of gallons of cheap Safeway gin.