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Batboy2/75 wrote:So, what was it ass cancer?
Based on that picture, I was going to guess testicular cancer.
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Thank you all for your posts. They will be useful in my work on hysteria and repressed homosexuality in angry white males.


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Hey Freud since you threw it out there just what is her story?

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Dr Freud wrote:Thank you all for your posts. They will be useful in my work on hysteria and repressed homosexuality in angry white males.


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Shapecharge wrote:Hey Freud since you threw it out there just what is her story?
Since you asked, Sir: See the x-fit home page, video for Sat Aug 31. That's is all i know.

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what the fuck is going on here?

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coop wrote:what the fuck is going on here?

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Ed Zachary wrote:
coop wrote:what the fuck is going on here?

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Compression therapy for the injection sites?

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It's not nearly as good an excuse as having a piano tied to your ass, but it will do, I guess.
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Dr Freud wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Hey Freud since you threw it out there just what is her story?
Since you asked, Sir: See the x-fit home page, video for Sat Aug 31. That's is all i know.
Just watched it (Saturday, August 1). Doesn't mention exactly what type of cancer she had/has. I find this interesting. Obviously X-Fit has given her something positive to strive for and focus on to take her mind off of everything she has to deal with relative to her cancer. But then when you have our (IGx's) general disdain and skepticism for all things X-Fit you can't help but feel a little duplicity here in watching her story...not on her part but that of X-Fit.

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Shapecharge wrote:
Dr Freud wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Hey Freud since you threw it out there just what is her story?
Since you asked, Sir: See the x-fit home page, video for Sat Aug 31. That's is all i know.
Just watched it (Saturday, August 1). Doesn't mention exactly what type of cancer she had/has. I find this interesting. Obviously X-Fit has given her something positive to strive for and focus on to take her mind off of everything she has to deal with relative to her cancer. But then when you have our (IGx's) general disdain and skepticism for all things X-Fit you can't help but feel a little duplicity here in watching her story...not on her part but that of X-Fit.
Maybe they'll name a WOD after her. Or do you have to be a soldier, fireman, or cop killed in the line of duty for that?
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coop wrote:what the fuck is going on here?

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Also, what the fuck is that hanging on the wall to the left? Is it a disassembled compound bow or some sort of industrial-strength Thighmaster?
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I believe those are fenders for a bike. Living in the PNW and commuting by bike has given me that knowledges.
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coop wrote:what the fuck is going on here?

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I can't tell, is this a recent pic?
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If so, maybe cooch is leaning out a bit. Maybe that special rejuv clinic has detoxed his shit up.


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Hard to say. Here is another recent pic of Couch and his bowling shirt from Jul 26 on the @-blog.

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Couch has trimmed up a bit, wish I could say the same for the wife!
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CultBuster wrote:Couch has trimmed up a bit, wish I could say the same for the wife!
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I know that is not cooch in that pic!
that's Kurtis Bowler, owner of Rainier Crossfit in Sumner/Tacoma WA. area. Legit strong, competes in LW strongman. A little uptight like most @fitters but a real decent guy in all other respects. they run a pretty strempf biased program down there, very limited kool aid intake. Runs a great unsanctioned SM every year show to benefit kids with downs.
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The sad thing about the uptick in Downs is that it's directly related to people putting off having kids until 40+.

Thus "Idiocracy" comes about.


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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:The sad thing about the uptick in Downs is that it's directly related to people putting off having kids until 40+.

Thus "Idiocracy" comes about.
sadly true, you don't want to scrape the bottom of the egg barrel. good friend went through that whole 40 yo first baby thing..., thank god the Reaper and Deafturd haven't been able to outlaw abortion otherwise I'd be godfather to a malformed tard with it's heart born on the outside...
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"Insufficient zinc," that's a new one.
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Excuse me, are those GIANT FUCKING 10 LB BUMPER PLATES in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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