The couch thread

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:16 pm

http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... g_1157.jpg

Would.

http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 1416_2.jpg

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:21 pm

Word.

This one:

http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... g_1590.jpg

has those psycho eyes that so vexed me in my yoot.

Still would, though, even knowing what I know now.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:22 pm

And Odyssey clearly does great work with Soccer Moms

http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 2063_2.jpg

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:35 pm

*zipping up pants* "C'mon ladies! That was just round one!" http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 2440_2.jpg

Stillwater · Post by **Stillwater** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:56 pm

Someone get this girl a cheeseburger.

Now a palate cleanser.

Really Big Strong Guy · Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:36 pm

Dano wrote: http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 1416_2.jpg

Okay. What the blue hell is in this chick's shorts? That is a chick right? Andro Friday could be wicked corrrect.

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:45 pm

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:
Dano wrote: http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 1416_2.jpg

Okay. What the blue hell is in this chick's shorts? That is a chick right? Andro Friday could be wicked corrrect.

Just wait until her balls drop and she finally becomes a man.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:48 pm

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:
Dano wrote: http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 1416_2.jpg

Okay. What the blue hell is in this chick's shorts? That is a chick right? Andro Friday could be wicked corrrect.

And obviously her shirt is pulled up because @Fers are totally about function over form...

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:56 pm

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:
Dano wrote: http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... 1416_2.jpg

Okay. What the blue hell is in this chick's shorts? That is a chick right? Andro Friday could be wicked corrrect.

That's a penorisaurus, the mightiest and most fearsome of the penorii.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:09 pm

30kg bar weight plus doubled minis to a 5-board. How fucking absurd is that?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:14 pm

That has to be a joke.

Come on.

That's got to be a joke.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:25 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:30kg bar weight plus doubled minis to a 5-board. How fucking absurd is that?

LMFAO!!!

Check out the 13yo gym rat doing the spotting, and then Spunky McTardtats holding the boards.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:56 pm

What a shame, to smash up a pair of boobs with such retardedness

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:43 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:30kg bar weight plus doubled minis to a 5-board. How fucking absurd is that?

Wait one second...they are training for "functional" strength to do anything, anytime, anywhere, but they are *gasp* bench pressing and doing a specialized movement that equiped powerlifters use to train the lockout?!?!

I love hypocrisy.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:04 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:30kg bar weight plus doubled minis to a 5-board. How fucking absurd is that?

And with such a shitty set-up.
Have her pull the shoulders back and arch properly and you could take away three boards.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:04 pm

LMAO, the guy holding the board seems to be wearing a WSB shirt as well!

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:20 am

Is that not the IGx-beloved @Fit Greyskull dude with the ink? It looks like the same guy who was pictured with Anthony Roberts a couple months ago.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:57 am

sanchezero wrote:odyssey's got a pretty good crop o'hotties there...

It's a co-ed facility and even attracts some celebrities. Here's Robert Plant giving 110%

http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... g_4087.jpg

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:10 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:
sanchezero wrote:odyssey's got a pretty good crop o'hotties there...
It's a co-ed facility and even attracts some celebrities. Here's Robert Plant giving 110%

http://crossfitodyssey.com/wp-content/u ... g_4087.jpg

Robert Plant? That's droopy dog!

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:34 pm

That board press comes courtesy of your glory boys at Crossfit Greyschool.

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:40 pm

The set weights for different workouts kind of has me confused. Is 95 pounds just some arbitrary weight for thrusters, or is there more to it? It seems strange that a 150 pound man has the same recommended weight for a thruster as a 225 pound man, or that a 21 year old would have the same expectations as a 45 year old. The same thought process for me extends to the CrossFit games, which I admit that I know little about. As I looked at videos from the event, I wondered why they don't have age group classifications. Actually, maybe they do, but I didn't see any mentioned anywhere. I think it would keep more people interested. We have a guy at our affiliate who I think would do very well if compared to other people in the 40 year old age range, but perhaps not so well against elite 25 year olds.

This guy is thinking too logically for the @fit boards.

I just love the typical bullshit comments as well:

The weights are based on an arbitrary "average" adult male. If you're bigger and stronger than average, the weight will be easy but the bodyweight movements will be tougher. If you're smaller than average, the weights will be tougher. *shrug* That's life.

Hank Scorpio · Post by **Hank Scorpio** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:31 pm

The weights are based on an arbitrary "average" adult male. If you're bigger and stronger than average, the weight will be easy but the bodyweight movements will be tougher. If you're smaller than average, the weights will be tougher. *shrug* That's life.

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Hey Fish, what's up? Fucked your ex in the ass yet?

Anyway, no it's not "life," it's Fagfit. And an excellent example of piss poor, one-size fits all programming design.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:42 am

...but 'life' is one size fits all.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:26 pm

good lord, welborn is an impotent, slack jawed imbecile.

the tmag dipshits just owned him.

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:03 am

I really wish I could still get on the moderators forum over there. You would be surprised by some of the stupid, slanderous shit that would get said by those who are supposed to be model @fit citizens. I stumbled across it when I was about 15-16 years old and didn't think much of it at the time, but thinking back it would have been gold to save the posts.

There are a total of 29 forums on their website, which can be manipulated by typing the number in this address:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/forumdisp ... =[b](1-29)[/b]

Not all the values have direct links, and those that don't have links are the restricted forums. They must have wised up a while ago and increased the security on their site.

It is pretty fucking stupid that a 15-16 year old kid that doesn't know all that much about computers could get on those pages.

IGX

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