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WildGorillaMan wrote:
fatbastard wrote:
Just one question - When registering a male competitor (for a friend), I was asked if I would be bringing a guest, and asked to enter the guest's name.

When registering as a female competitor (for myself), I was not given the option to check the "bringing a guest?" box.

Fluke in the registration process? Several other girls from my box who have registered as competitors were not given the "bring a guest" option either.
Couch, you greedy bastard. Trying to hog all of the trim, as usual.

Can you blame him? Who wants the Gaymes to be a total sausage party?
Male @fitters, that's who.
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Gary John wrote:Question to our legal staff, affiliate wondering if taking x-fit to small claims for the RRG is worth the effort.

I did it dozens of times with customers not paying. Always got paid just before the court date.

Another question, same person, to whom or where do you serve the papers?

I said I would ask, cuz you guys seemed to be dialed in to almost anything.
This is for education purposes, and is not legal advice. Anyone seeking legal advice should ask a lawyer in his or her own state. Subject to these reservations, here's some steps a prospective investor might consider.

1. Step one, write a letter demanding your money back. Give a clear deadline for return.

2. Step two, file in small claims court (or other appropriate court). Likely claims from what I can see would include fraud, misrepresentation, also google "little FTC Act" for the state the investor is in. From the way CF had all kinds of people promoting the RRG with all kinds of promises on videos and posts, my hunch is that misrepresentations and omissions are everywhere. Material omissions are generally an element of fraud. Thus, for example, did the promoters omit to disclose the sgnificant risks of the investment? Doing this right takes some work, though, and should be done in good faith.

3. Generally service can be made by certified mail to the company's address at its principal place of business. Or check the web site of the secretary of state of the company's state of incorporation or principal place of business. Business entities generally list statutory agents for purposes of service.

4. If there are a number of people looking to get their money back, consider pooling efforts. There are lots of ways of finding others who seek rescission. The internet, forums, and social networks are the investor's friend. There may even a way to recover attorneys fees in bringing an action.
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Male @fitters, that's who.
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many, many lulz on this games thread. http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... l#comments Here's the post that best summarizes it:
195. Ginny the Clown wrote...
Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!

I'm gonna pee my pants I'm so excited!

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
lee-tree wrote:This just in...... The @fit 2010 Games registration has just been opened and guess what? No one can register. Apparently the masters of webdom are having web problems. Interesting though that they freeze after taking the credit card information. Another ploy to raise funds for the couch?

http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... l#comments
ok, almost got through and now there is a sServer Maintenance Error.

Seriously...???
Some Fucktard Who Never Learns wrote:I am having the same issue as many of you. I made it all the way through and submitted my payment and then got an error. I checked my online statement and there is a $100 charge pending. I recieved no confirmation email.

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190. AlanThick wrote...

December 23, 2009 2:36 PM

You sheep need to take a deep breath and RELAX!


194. Ginny the Clown wrote...

December 23, 2009 2:39 PM

Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!

I'm gonna pee my pants I'm so excited!

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Gary John wrote:Heard they lost $300k at the last Gaymes, so that's why the soak everybody routine.

Anybody know what is going on with the whole RRG? Get the money, then what?

I'm just curious how all this works across state lines.
RRG is a special statutory process, and I know only a little bit about it. But generally, as I understand it, an RRG can organize and get approved in one state and then the RRG qualifies in all states.

I don't understand what they're doing with the money. Generally in an investment the seller spells it out in elaborate detail along with providing for a comprehensive governance structure. Did they do that here?
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My dick just moved. Courtesy of Vanessa Lambert @Fit NorCal

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Hebrew Hammer, I told the guys asking to go find a jewish pitbull lawyer.
The demand letter is always polite.


This link answers some questions

http://kepler.sos.ca.gov/corpdata/ShowA ... rinter=yes
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http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... omment-736

probably be gone in a minute, but...
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Fucking Lemming wrote:
218. Trac wrote...

December 23, 2009 3:30 PM

Darn, did get double charged. For anyone getting kicked out, I would wait 30min to an hour and check your account before trying to go through the registration again.

Now, to get this squared away...


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coop wrote:http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... omment-736

probably be gone in a minute, but...
edit: :finga: mod
Ummm, hope you weren't born in 1983, because that option does not exist in the athlete profile info. Do i pick 82 or 84?
Guess Pudding can't count.
Went through and got error messages multiple times, the last two after submitting payment! Then i check the online bank account, and yep charged twice. Oh well, hopefully they will refund the second charge, or if they can use it for my brother in law (Nik Hecht). Just in case that is possible. Wow though never thought I spend 2 hrs trying to register!
Part of the Couch master plan. Charge them twice and hope they forget about it for his Gin fund. Either that or when they pee their pants and forget.
Trying to rgister for the Georgia Sectional in the Southeast and also getting sent to the South Central region.
So, the @fitters show up for sectionals and they are not registered. Whoops! #-o


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^^^^^ Fail!
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JamesonBushmill wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:@F has now shown that they are trying to weed out the non-elite by making the Gaymes $100 to enter JUST THE REGIONALS, with a $50 per day spectator fee!

One of the educated sheep calling bullshit, a guy who actually organizes REAL bigtime sporting events.

I believe this is @F's deranged attempts at natural selection--they are making it such that only the most hardcore Kool-Aid drinkers (the ones who believe @FHQ can never do wrong) with the most money ($50 t-shirts, $50 day passes to the Gaymes) will stick around.
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Couch Lackofclassman:

"I will not charge more than 500 for affiliate fees" Fees are now 2000, and will probably be raised again.

This is the point where normal people see the great white father is full of shit and a yard wide. They start running in the opposite direction as fast as they can. They don't need to see 50 dollar spectator fees to wake the fuck up.

At some point, people have invested so much money and time in the stupidity, that to detach would mean they would have to acknowledge their stupidity. People are generally too weak to look in the mirror and be honest about what they see.

This is a population that wants the bennies of being associated with LEO, mil, and "elite" without the real dangers of standing a fucking post, or being exposed to real danger or injury. Their badassedness is built around fucking callous tears, and anal leakage, not actual death or bullets.


Good shit right there. Amazing how many people can't look in the mirror and admit they goofed or were taken in or whatever. The shame ain't in making the mistake, it's from not learning from it.
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This is a population that wants the bennies of being associated with LEO, mil, and "elite" without the real dangers of standing a fucking post, or being exposed to real danger or injury. Their badassedness is built around fucking callous tears, and anal leakage, not actual death or bullets.
This. Wannabe pussies who would shit they pants in a (fill in the blank)-fight.

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But Dave Asstro is a warrior. I heard it on the Internet.

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dakat wrote:
This is a population that wants the bennies of being associated with LEO, mil, and "elite" without the real dangers of standing a fucking post, or being exposed to real danger or injury. Their badassedness is built around fucking callous tears, and anal leakage, not actual death or bullets.
This. Wannabe pussies who would shit they pants in a (fill in the blank)-fight.
This is the basis for my vicious rant many pages back.

I also cross posted this self same rant to the @fit forums.

I fucking hate that "I'm so hard" bullshit. I've been in situations where I thought I was going to fucking die and I've never had that same feeling while doing fucking Fran.
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AR's new @Fit article:
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For those of my readers who are invested in the training world, and not just steroids, I thought I’d take a little time (very little) and talk about the recent changing of the guard over at the CrossFit camp. Crossfit is a workout “brand” (huh?). It’s a “barnd” of workout in the same way that other workouts are branded… I’m talking about Heavy Duty (HIT), or whatever else you can think of (FST, DC, whatever…). Because many of the CrossFit workouts require doing stuff that wouldn’t be acceptable in a commercial gym, most people join a CrossFit gym, if they’re serious about following the programs. These gyms are called affiliates, and are owned and operated by CrossFit certified trainers. Ok, now that everyone’s with me, I’m going to talk about the changing of the guard that recently happened over at the CrossFit camp. For those of you who work in the training industry, this will be pretty interesting….

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First of all, Mark Rippetoe left the company. He’s the author of Starting Strength and Practical Programming, two books that have been around and in print since the Mesozoic Era. No lie, it’s been that long – and they’re still considered essential books in the strength training world. Mark is a no bullsh*t guy, and he left the company, without getting into the sundry details, because he felt it was overloaded with bullsh*t.

Along with him, he took his protégé, John Sheaffer. Each of them own gyms, and each of them had affiliated their gyms with the CrossFit brand. The two of them were also responsible for teaching the CrossFit Barbell Certification Course. CrossFit offers a slew of certification courses for their trainers to expand their knowledge base…but I’m left questioning how someone can be a (Crossfit) certified trainer without knowing their way around a barbell…

Both Mark and John resigned their affiliate status, meaning their gyms would no longer be associated with the brand… and you can read John’s explanation here.

Next, Robb Wolf, the man who taught their Nutrition Certification Courses, found himself parting ways with CrossFit. He’s got some interesting things to say about the company….

That same day, Greg Everett was also removed – Gregg was the guy responsible for teaching their Olympic Lifting Certification Courses.

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Now, without getting too into detail on my feelings here…consider the fact that all of these men are telling similar stories about their leaving the company…in other words, a lot of similar themes are being spoken about, independently.

I’m not sure who is filling all of these gaps. What I’ve seen is Dave Tate and Louie Simmons come on board and begin working with the company. Both are tremendous assets to any company, a statement so self-evident that it hardly warrants mentioning. But what I haven’t seen is either Dave or Louie talk about it on their own sites. In fact, I did a search on their sites and neither are bragging about working with CrossFit – unless I missed something, neither even mentioned it.

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On the other hand, the other day whilst I was perusing Dave’s site, I saw Starting Strength on the front page, for sale. In fact, you can still buy this book on Dave’s site, and you can read about what a swell guy Mark is too. It’s decidedly odd that you can read that on a site, about a CrossFit instructor who left the company, but you can’t actually read about the company itself (who is now working with the guy who owns the site).

I’m not slamming CrossFit here…I’m stating a fact. Neither of these guys is exactly running down the street bragging about their new revenue stream. In contrast, all of these former employees/affiliates flew the CrossFit banner proudly. I don’t know what to make of this. It’s interesting to say the least.

UpI’m not attacking CrossFit, or necessarily defending their ousted instructors. I’m on the outside looking in, and stating the facts as I know them. CrossFit is a marketing monster, and probably an incredible revenue stream for their instructors, but I’m admittedly fascinated at the implosion that I see going on, and the implications that it has for the brand as a whole.

(Note: The CrossFit sites are a great place to look at chicks. All of the photos in this post were taken from CrossFit.)

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No, SS and PP have been around for about 5 fucking years.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:No, SS and PP have been around for about 5 fucking years.
This is what I thought.

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AR really could look to read this fucking thread. Motherfucker is weak on his XF hate.

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SS ~5, PP ~3 IIRC.

PP was new when I read it at Danny Johns house back in 06? Damn, was it that long ago, maybe 07.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:No, SS and PP have been around for about 5 fucking years.
Agreed. Don't know what he was thinking there.

He must not read training books, just drugs and regular stuff I guess.

Probably got that info from the Greyskull dude or something.
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