He is aware of the thread for sure. Don't think that he follows it though.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:AR really could look to read this fucking thread. Motherfucker is weak on his XF hate.
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T200 wrote:He is aware of the thread for sure. Don't think that he follows it though.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:AR really could look to read this fucking thread. Motherfucker is weak on his XF hate.
Probably because that's a full time job in itself.
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Lynne had a sit-down with teh Couch when Nicole first threw him under the bus about boning Leesa Lewdgo. She told Couch "YOU will deny everything. You will never admit to any of this"Jag Panzer wrote:The only thing worse than a dyke-ass cunt is a lying dyke-ass cunt.rjudo wrote:Lynne is busy little gnome.
Hey Lynne![]()
Franks parting shot is here on pg 543 for all your lurkers to see.
Fuck off, cunt.
Good to see @F keeps up those high standards of integrity in all their people, from Couch's gin-soaked ass right on down to dishonest forum admins.
Good Soldier.
I wonder what advices Lynne will give Astro for boning Kuntianna?
Maybe deny everything?
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Castroglide soaked Couch for serious cash for "improvements" to the ranch.Grandpa's Spells wrote:Seems impossible. Free venue, free labor. WTF do you even spend $300k on... oh shit, his bar tab.Gary John wrote:Heard they lost $300k at the last Gaymes, so that's why the soak everybody routine.
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Who is AR?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:AR really could look to read this fucking thread. Motherfucker is weak on his XF hate.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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I'm guessing it's Anthony Roberts.Grandpa's Spells wrote:Who is AR?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:AR really could look to read this fucking thread. Motherfucker is weak on his XF hate.
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you know how some books have a section in the front with all the character and what the fuck they have to do with anything?
This thread needs that. The amount of effort some of you guys go to keep up with all these douchebags is a bit concerning, frankly.
Those of us who only read this thread every week or so need some cliff notes.
This thread needs that. The amount of effort some of you guys go to keep up with all these douchebags is a bit concerning, frankly.
Those of us who only read this thread every week or so need some cliff notes.

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I agree. One thing I'd like is some consistent naming. It's really hard to follow WTF is going on with all these pseudonyms.SAR wrote:you know how some books have a section in the front with all the character and what the fuck they have to do with anything?
This thread needs that. The amount of effort some of you guys go to keep up with all these douchebags is a bit concerning, frankly.
Those of us who only read this thread every week or so need some cliff notes.

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read the thread everyday hate topped up in easily managable 3 page updates.
Moderation slack on 2010gaymes comments, even posters with igx as their url are being allowed
Moderation slack on 2010gaymes comments, even posters with igx as their url are being allowed
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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OK, I am not going to this well again for a while . . . They post a video every fucking day that is this bad or worse:
Merry Christmas from Cincinnati!
Merry Christmas from Cincinnati!

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HA!! Kipping gravitron pull-ups in the first 10 seconds.Norman U. Senchbau wrote:OK, I am not going to this well again for a while . . . They post a video every fucking day that is this bad or worse:
[youtube]dumb shit[/youtube]
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Nice hyperlordosis he has going on there...Quack Attack wrote:![]()
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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:OK, I am not going to this well again for a while . . . They post a video every fucking day that is this bad or worse:
Merry Christmas from Cincinnati!
They owe me for 10 jelly doughnuts.
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Thanks for that, I was confused as hell by that remark. Now I think maybe he was thinking of Starr's book, which really has been around since the Mesozoic.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:No, SS and PP have been around for about 5 fucking years.
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They really are going to make a fucking killing from the gaymes this year.
Just did some quick addy uppy, there'll be something like 1,500 spots at the regionals at $100 a pop; the 25 2-day sectionals might draw, say, 100 "athletes" each at $100 a head; and if the 6 1-day sectionals get 100 each at $50 the whole thing comes to something like $430,000 just from entry fees. If each event only gets a hundred paying spectators at $50 each there's another $220,000. These are pretty conservative numbers (some of the sectionals will have far more entrants than that), and they're pocketing $650k.
Bear in mind the venues appear to be free (except one or two like at the Arnold), they're being organised locally by volunteers, they're being staffed by volunteers and the equipment will be coming from local affiliates, and the outgoings are pretty slim.
God knows how much they'll make from the finals, but if there were 3,000 spectators in 2009 there'll be more this year paying $50 to $100 plus parking, then they'll be buying T-shirts, anal lube and the rest. It'll easily take the total well over $1million. And now that they've got the venue and equipment from this year, I again fail to see where the costs are.
Give credit where it's due, couch might be a fat alcoholic adulterous megalomaniac, but he's got a God-given talent for fleecing people. Fucker.
Just did some quick addy uppy, there'll be something like 1,500 spots at the regionals at $100 a pop; the 25 2-day sectionals might draw, say, 100 "athletes" each at $100 a head; and if the 6 1-day sectionals get 100 each at $50 the whole thing comes to something like $430,000 just from entry fees. If each event only gets a hundred paying spectators at $50 each there's another $220,000. These are pretty conservative numbers (some of the sectionals will have far more entrants than that), and they're pocketing $650k.
Bear in mind the venues appear to be free (except one or two like at the Arnold), they're being organised locally by volunteers, they're being staffed by volunteers and the equipment will be coming from local affiliates, and the outgoings are pretty slim.
God knows how much they'll make from the finals, but if there were 3,000 spectators in 2009 there'll be more this year paying $50 to $100 plus parking, then they'll be buying T-shirts, anal lube and the rest. It'll easily take the total well over $1million. And now that they've got the venue and equipment from this year, I again fail to see where the costs are.
Give credit where it's due, couch might be a fat alcoholic adulterous megalomaniac, but he's got a God-given talent for fleecing people. Fucker.
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Don't forget the sponsors. Easily $2K-$10K each and maybe more for a few of them.BTU wrote:They really are going to make a fucking killing from the gaymes this year.
Just did some quick addy uppy, there'll be something like 1,500 spots at the regionals at $100 a pop; the 25 2-day sectionals might draw, say, 100 "athletes" each at $100 a head; and if the 6 1-day sectionals get 100 each at $50 the whole thing comes to something like $430,000 just from entry fees. If each event only gets a hundred paying spectators at $50 each there's another $220,000. These are pretty conservative numbers (some of the sectionals will have far more entrants than that), and they're pocketing $650k.
Bear in mind the venues appear to be free (except one or two like at the Arnold), they're being organised locally by volunteers, they're being staffed by volunteers and the equipment will be coming from local affiliates, and the outgoings are pretty slim.
God knows how much they'll make from the finals, but if there were 3,000 spectators in 2009 there'll be more this year paying $50 to $100 plus parking, then they'll be buying T-shirts, anal lube and the rest. It'll easily take the total well over $1million. And now that they've got the venue and equipment from this year, I again fail to see where the costs are.
So true, unless some tax authority, an angry husband, or his bloodwork gets him, this fitness cult has a lot of miles (read $$$$$$$) left on it.BTU wrote: Give credit where it's due, couch might be a fat alcoholic adulterous megalomaniac, but he's got a God-given talent for fleecing people. Fucker.
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After seeing the Bill Starr article thread, it should be noted that he is yet another bigtime S&C name who has been with @F and then left (he did something like 4 or 5 articles for the @FJ).
EDIT: Since @Fers are spending all of their money on cooch's Gaymes this year, many could not afford a tree this holiday season...

Such a bunch of attention whores.
EDIT: Since @Fers are spending all of their money on cooch's Gaymes this year, many could not afford a tree this holiday season...

Such a bunch of attention whores.
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Good for him. Make a lot of dough, and then begin to believe all your own hype. Then they will go to the Arnold where couch will be overwhelmed by the scent of androgens and douchebaggery and the circus of flesh atmosphere. Having seen several organizations not be able to withstand exposure to the First circle of Hell freakshow that is the Arnold, i predict a very succesful Gaymes, but a tightening and more violent death spiral very soon thereafter.BTU wrote:They really are going to make a fucking killing from the gaymes this year.
Just did some quick addy uppy, there'll be something like 1,500 spots at the regionals at $100 a pop; the 25 2-day sectionals might draw, say, 100 "athletes" each at $100 a head; and if the 6 1-day sectionals get 100 each at $50 the whole thing comes to something like $430,000 just from entry fees. If each event only gets a hundred paying spectators at $50 each there's another $220,000. These are pretty conservative numbers (some of the sectionals will have far more entrants than that), and they're pocketing $650k.
Bear in mind the venues appear to be free (except one or two like at the Arnold), they're being organised locally by volunteers, they're being staffed by volunteers and the equipment will be coming from local affiliates, and the outgoings are pretty slim.
God knows how much they'll make from the finals, but if there were 3,000 spectators in 2009 there'll be more this year paying $50 to $100 plus parking, then they'll be buying T-shirts, anal lube and the rest. It'll easily take the total well over $1million. And now that they've got the venue and equipment from this year, I again fail to see where the costs are.
Give credit where it's due, couch might be a fat alcoholic adulterous megalomaniac, but he's got a God-given talent for fleecing people. Fucker.
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This.Give credit where it's due, couch might be a fat alcoholic adulterous megalomaniac, but he's got a God-given talent for fleecing people. Fucker.
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Don't forget the vendor booths, $2K plus per.DrDonkeyLove wrote:Don't forget the sponsors. Easily $2K-$10K each and maybe more for a few of them.BTU wrote:They really are going to make a fucking killing from the gaymes this year.
Just did some quick addy uppy, there'll be something like 1,500 spots at the regionals at $100 a pop; the 25 2-day sectionals might draw, say, 100 "athletes" each at $100 a head; and if the 6 1-day sectionals get 100 each at $50 the whole thing comes to something like $430,000 just from entry fees. If each event only gets a hundred paying spectators at $50 each there's another $220,000. These are pretty conservative numbers (some of the sectionals will have far more entrants than that), and they're pocketing $650k.
Bear in mind the venues appear to be free (except one or two like at the Arnold), they're being organised locally by volunteers, they're being staffed by volunteers and the equipment will be coming from local affiliates, and the outgoings are pretty slim.
God knows how much they'll make from the finals, but if there were 3,000 spectators in 2009 there'll be more this year paying $50 to $100 plus parking, then they'll be buying T-shirts, anal lube and the rest. It'll easily take the total well over $1million. And now that they've got the venue and equipment from this year, I again fail to see where the costs are.
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I take back what I said before about the people at @ssfit Cinci. Sure their cooch is a worthless douche, but the fact that the sheeple in the videos continue to subject themselves (year over year) to being videotaped and plastered on the internets moves them from uneducated victims of @ssfits to willing participants. They have deserve our full ridicule.Norman U. Senchbau wrote:OK, I am not going to this well again for a while . . . They post a video every fucking day that is this bad or worse:
Merry Christmas from Cincinnati!

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Pretty sure they want significantly more than that for the 2010 Gaymes.lasalle wrote: Don't forget the vendor booths, $2K plus per.

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pwnage?
lol - clearly the PM forum is only a few notches above the Romper Room of fitness that are the @ssfit forums.
lol - clearly the PM forum is only a few notches above the Romper Room of fitness that are the @ssfit forums.
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