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Attila the Hungry wrote:turd, your posted pic appears as a blue box with a ?

pls post link, as i know this is essential information.

try this one:

http://www.old-fashioned-collectible-un ... 45644.html

CultBuster wrote:

skank.jpg

Douche or not, those kids are happy to hug on Aunt Barky.

http://crossfitlic.com/page/2/

Place is a treasure trove of dumb shit.

Funny in 2003/4 @fitters were all "we don't need anything fancy" "we don't need to advertise or promote" "give me some space and a stop watch and i'll tear it up" now all the webs are flash and multi-linked with mind body set ups and all the boxes lock their people into contracts and everyone is sociol networking and going to seminars on how to make money. very few "hardcore" places anymore. I think that's one reason Even-Esh is getting press on main page. His place is down and dirty and he hasn't done a @fit workout in years. They have a no kipping policy and no one is doing med ball cleans. Petranek's place is looking more and more like LA Fitness every day.

http://www.advocare.com/endorsers/fitne ... chase.aspx

The Zone? When did @Fit start recomending all the supps? Aghhhh that's righ--ProGenx http://games2010.crossfit.com/sponsors/ ... pions.html

Sears is such a hack, he will endorse it!

friedquads wrote:
Could have been the economy OR could it be that the people who live on Staten Island could smell the bullshit? You decide.

I live far too close to Staten Island to let that one go. Staten Islanders are actually the breed of New Yorker most ready for transformation to Crossfitter, and probably second only to Jersey on the East Coast.

I'm talkin mother fuckers juicin to the gills so that they can walk around shirtless at clubs displaying their waxed chests and fake tans; sunglasses over their waxed eyebrows at night; more tapout and Ed Hardy than you could fathom. Mind-numbing use of the word "Bro."

The only reason I could see crossfit failing there is that these fuckers don't want to stop benching and curling for fear of losing the guns, nor would they want to drop the juice and their massive upperbodies. The chicks, likewise, like being painted nailed useless cardio bunnies with fake tits, not hardbodied firebreathers with fake tits.

Shit, maybe Staten Island is better than Crossfit.

Fuck, that's bad.

From CF Long Island City...

Rupa is getting stronger.

For fuck's sake. No offense to Rupa, as it's good that she's getting stronger, but the fucknuckle couches she's paying $125-200 monthly need to have their heads beaten in with a copy of Practical Programming.

Stayfq wrote:

friedquads wrote:
Could have been the economy OR could it be that the people who live on Staten Island could smell the bullshit? You decide.

I live far too close to Staten Island to let that one go. Staten Islanders are actually the breed of New Yorker most ready for transformation to Crossfitter, and probably second only to Jersey on the East Coast.

I'm talkin mother fuckers juicin to the gills so that they can walk around shirtless at clubs displaying their waxed chests and fake tans; sunglasses over their waxed eyebrows at night; more tapout and Ed Hardy than you could fathom. Mind-numbing use of the word "Bro."

Why you hatin' bro? We're pimps.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Stayfq wrote:

friedquads wrote:
Could have been the economy OR could it be that the people who live on Staten Island could smell the bullshit? You decide.

I live far too close to Staten Island to let that one go. Staten Islanders are actually the breed of New Yorker most ready for transformation to Crossfitter, and probably second only to Jersey on the East Coast.

I'm talkin mother fuckers juicin to the gills so that they can walk around shirtless at clubs displaying their waxed chests and fake tans; sunglasses over their waxed eyebrows at night; more tapout and Ed Hardy than you could fathom. Mind-numbing use of the word "Bro."

Why you hatin' bro? We're pimps.

Uh. . .really?

Sofa King wrote: uh. . .really?

S'right brohamus!

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Sofa King wrote: uh. . .really?

S'right brohamus!

Let's try to stay on point here. What's their Fran time?

A little early andro to cleanse the palette:

It's no accident that this achingly kweer image is courtesy of @fit Queens

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/418 ... be4f_o.png

Click at your peril. NO, REALLY. I'M TALKING VILLAGE PEOPLE GETTING RAILED BY RU-PAUL GHEY.

WildGorillaMan wrote:It's no accident that this achingly kweer image is courtesy of @fit Queens

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/418 ... be4f_o.png

Click at your peril.

insufficiently strong warning.

Stayfq wrote:

friedquads wrote:
Could have been the economy OR could it be that the people who live on Staten Island could smell the bullshit? You decide.

I live far too close to Staten Island to let that one go. Staten Islanders are actually the breed of New Yorker most ready for transformation to Crossfitter, and probably second only to Jersey on the East Coast.

I'm talkin mother fuckers juicin to the gills so that they can walk around shirtless at clubs displaying their waxed chests and fake tans; sunglasses over their waxed eyebrows at night; more tapout and Ed Hardy than you could fathom. Mind-numbing use of the word "Bro."

The only reason I could see crossfit failing there is that these fuckers don't want to stop benching and curling for fear of losing the guns, nor would they want to drop the juice and their massive upperbodies. The chicks, likewise, like being painted nailed useless cardio bunnies with fake tits, not hardbodied firebreathers with fake tits.

Shit, maybe Staten Island is better than Crossfit.

Fuck, that's bad.

People from Staten Island make up a significant percentage of the Jersey Shore population. More douchebags per capita then Bensonhurst, for sure. They don't need @Fit, they're naturally douchey in addition to being roided and fake-tanned. They probably wish they'd thought of something like "Strong Island" first. What rhymes w/ "Staten"?

lasalle wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:It's no accident that this achingly kweer image is courtesy of @fit Queens

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/418 ... be4f_o.png

Click at your peril.

insufficiently strong warning.

No shit. That was gheyer than Elton John's fanny pack.

Fixed. You people really need to believe me when I tell you something.

WildGorillaMan wrote:It's no accident that this achingly kweer image is courtesy of @fit Queens

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/418 ... be4f_o.png

Click at your peril. NO, REALLY. I'M TALKING VILLAGE PEOPLE GETTING RAILED BY RU-PAUL GHEY.

No. Still wasn't strong enough. I was not ready.

Cleanse.

MOAR cleansing:

Didn't think it would be possible to ruin going out in Miami but this faggot seems to have done it. Avoid this joint on Thursday nights niggas...

Affiliate Gathering in Miami - invitation to party

I know the Affiliate Gathering is in Miami this year. I throw a weekly party every Thursday night in downtown and would like to extend an invitation to anybody who will be in Thursday night. I'll instruct the door staff to let anyone with a CF shirt on in for free. It's 21+

this link is family safe and sort of explains the gist of the jam>>> http://www.miaminewtimes.com/bestof/...party-1648557/

I'll see if we can run some kind of paleo friendly drink special for the night - skinny girl margaritas or something. And I'll be sure to buy you a drink or a bottle of water if you introduce yourself.

Of course it goes without saying that you are all welcome to join us in the gym anytime you are in town. I am pretty sure we are the closest box to where the convention is going down. Just give us a heads up so we don't overcrowd the classes.

Much love from Miami!

T200 wrote:Didn't think it would be possible to ruin going out in Miami but this faggot seems to have done it. Avoid this joint on Thursday nights niggas...

Affiliate Gathering in Miami - invitation to party

I know the Affiliate Gathering is in Miami this year. I throw a weekly party every Thursday night in downtown and would like to extend an invitation to anybody who will be in Thursday night. I'll instruct the door staff to let anyone with a CF shirt on in for free. It's 21+

this link is family safe and sort of explains the gist of the jam>>> http://www.miaminewtimes.com/bestof/...party-1648557/

I'll see if we can run some kind of paleo friendly drink special for the night - skinny girl margaritas or something. And I'll be sure to buy you a drink or a bottle of water if you introduce yourself.

Of course it goes without saying that you are all welcome to join us in the gym anytime you are in town. I am pretty sure we are the closest box to where the convention is going down. Just give us a heads up so we don't overcrowd the classes.

Much love from Miami!

He did say downtown Miami, not Miami Beach. That's all the difference between partying with models and rich gays, or getting shanked in the back by some dude named Diego.

BTW, this is fucking hot. Some childhood fantasies of bending Linda Carter over here.

Fat Cat wrote:

BTW, this is fucking hot. Some childhood fantasies of bending Linda Carter over here.

asshole, you were supposed to put this in the 2010 goals thread.

Fat Cat wrote:

BTW, this is fucking hot. Some childhood fantasies of bending Linda Carter over here.

This is why I saved her for last in the cleanse. Not many can follow Milani.

[quote="CultBuster"] Something in that pic just draws the eyes like a magnet...

T200 wrote:
This is why I saved her for last in the cleanse. Not many can follow Milani.

Oi. Bad memories of digging around in the bad parts of the Internet and finding a cartoon of WW being gang-raped by the Penguin, the Joker and um... the Riddler, I think. Dag.