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When Dominic asked this:
I know the Affiliate Gathering is in Miami this year. I throw a weekly party every Thursday night in downtown and would like to extend an invitation to anybody who will be in Thursday night. I'll instruct the door staff to let anyone with a CF shirt on in for free. It's 21+

this link is family safe and sort of explains the gist of the jam>>> http://www.miaminewtimes.com/bestof/...party-1648557/

I'll see if we can run some kind of paleo friendly drink special for the night - skinny girl margaritas or something. And I'll be sure to buy you a drink or a bottle of water if you introduce yourself.

Of course it goes without saying that you are all welcome to join us in the gym anytime you are in town. I am pretty sure we are the closest box to where the convention is going down. Just give us a heads up so we don't overcrowd the classes.

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lasalle wrote:
"Russian Hamster"? WTF? Do I want to know what that is?
You really don't.

When I saw that "cock suck forced bdsm bondage movie 5694" had 13 pages and 124 replies, I first assumed that it was a legit @fit community thread, given their known proclivities.
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l-tree wrote:Wonder if a non-@F affiliate, business oriented person could start an @F affiliate union. Will give some research on how one might accomplish this. Wouldn't that be upsetting to HQ?
The only way an association works is if it has a large group of owners it represents. Then it is cheap for each member to belong, and the association has power in negotiating on their behalf. Also, if there's a large group, sponsors will be interested as the owners are the customers for equipment, supplements, etc. There are non-profit organizations that provide set-up documents and handle the administrative tasks, but I'm unaware of anyone doing it as a business.
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As far as BUD/S goes, here's my two cents.

I graduated from a service optional type military institute in '06. My close friend and cadet CO trained for BUD/S pretty much our whole senior year. I'll call him 'Ned'.

Ned was a PT stud, but we had lots of PT studs. In high school he was a varsity water polo player, so he was always athletic. His 'training' for BUD/S roughly consisted of:

-100 pullups/chinups a day (dead hang)
-300 pushups a day
-swimming or running

The reason Ned got his commission, completed BUD/S, and is now a Navy SEAL is simple: because he's tough as fuck mentally. I think tons of men CAN become Navy SEALs, but it's the mental part that weeds out the quitters. If you're not already in shape from years of PT, you need not apply. I am a bag civilian, so I can't claim too much knowledge.
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And when AssFist starts claiming to train SF I'll tell you about my roommate who's got 18 more months of SF school to become a green beret. His training regimen was:

-drink jack daniels
-punch metal doors
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This is a workout i propose as "Glassman Gone Bad"

Not a requirement to steal a car or a end up in a ditch, just passed out in a vehicle...


http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/news/ar ... 002e0.html

post results as RX'd
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theoverman wrote:As far as BUD/S goes, here's my two cents.

I graduated from a service optional type military institute in '06. My close friend and cadet CO trained for BUD/S pretty much our whole senior year. I'll call him 'Ned'.

Ned was a PT stud, but we had lots of PT studs. In high school he was a varsity water polo player, so he was always athletic. His 'training' for BUD/S roughly consisted of:

-100 pullups/chinups a day (dead hang)
-300 pushups a day
-swimming or running

The reason Ned got his commission, completed BUD/S, and is now a Navy SEAL is simple: because he's tough as fuck mentally. I think tons of men CAN become Navy SEALs, but it's the mental part that weeds out the quitters. If you're not already in shape from years of PT, you need not apply. I am a bag civilian, so I can't claim too much knowledge.
I'll bet if the BUD/S candidates used empty gin bottles as flotation devices, the graduation rate would go way up. Caviston doesn't know shit, that is obviously.
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l-tree wrote:Camille Lore - Administrator

The thread on Caviston http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 64&page=12- Closed
And with that, we're done.
Can't have dissent amongst the rank of the kool-aid drinkers. Assholes
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Anyone ever been exposed to MLM businesses like Amway or Herbalife? The similarities between @Fit and Amway is very similar.

1.) Charismatic person or persons in charge, usually espousing something with hyped-up/buzz words.

Amway = Forced Matrix, Get In Early, Downline blah blah blah
@Fit = Broad Time, Model Domains, Elite blah blah blah

2.) Promises of things that are ambiguous or unattainable through their means alone

Amway = Untold riches
@Fit = Elite Fitness (and plenty of business when you open up an affiliate)

3.) Threats & School-Yard Intimidation Tactics if questioning the organization or methods.

The only things I can't compare are:

1.) The actual design. It's not quite a pyramid, but an object that has a wide-base (affiliates, certified people, CFJ subscribers) and a very small handful at the top along with the Couch. Although the ones at the top with Couch are doing his gin-fueled bidding and not getting a crapload of profit themselves...or are they?

2.) No consistent PEP rallies like Amway...unless if you want to count the @Fit 101's, the certifications (although those aren't done with Couch anymore), the Ghey-mes with their regionals/sectionals, the affiliate boxes that are still drinking the kool-aid and showing gawd awful pics of douchebags, and the @Fit Forums.
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The difference is that Amway has decent products...
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
l-tree wrote:Camille Lore - Administrator

The thread on Caviston http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 64&page=12- Closed
And with that, we're done.
Can't have dissent amongst the rank of the kool-aid drinkers. Assholes
So now instead of bondage porn, it redirects me back to igx when I click on an @fit link? Really? Can I have the bondage back?
I've found in Google Chrome, that if you right click the link and select the option to Open Link in New Tab, it opens normally and doesn't redirect. Not sure if the same trick works in Firefox or the newer version of IE.
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:The difference is that Amway has decent products...
Amway has products that are similar to what is currently sold on the market now. They just copy the formula, slap a different label on it, and sell it (usually) at a higher price and call it superior to what is out there.

Whoa... :-k
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So, PED testing was done at the 2009 Gaymes (apparently), the results were never discussed, HQ didn't utter a peep about it and NOW that the qualifying is heating up for the 2010 Gaymes, talk of PED testing is AGAIN coming to the forefront. Instead of DIRECTLY addressing the issue, the fucking lap dog Bingo is dispatched to quell the "Lunatic Fringe."

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54117
Fucking Cunt Bingo wrote:Well, well, well...what took you all so long, eh? 7 months from the Games...

I participated in the testing at Games 2009. There were no positive results. Believe me or not, neither I nor anyone associated with CFHQ will care.

Once again we have the self-righteous arm-chair QB's weighing in from afar, assuming the negative, denying Crossfitters the assumption of goodwill. Much of this was covered in an excruciatingly long thread on this Board.

The Crossfit Games will be held this year in Aromas, the fourth time they have occurred. Games I were little more than a barbecue at which some Crossfitters did three WOD's. Casual would be an understatement. Games II were a bigger deal, but still a small and insular enough event (part of a still small and insular community) that "learning on the fly" is a very accurate description.

Along comes Games III and uh oh, thousands of Crossfitters now exist in a world in which all of a sudden there's money involved. Someone at HQ, looking at this growth says something like "well, maybe we ought to PED test", and PED testing is introduced. Do you have any idea how expensive it was to do the rudimentary testing that occurred at Games III? Have you any idea how much money the Games cost? How much money was LOST in the production of the Games?

Come on...grow up. This is the fifth running of the Games and this year we not only have Regional qualifiers but Sectional as well. To compare and contrast Crossfit and the Crossfit Games in the FOURTH GAMES with international organizations that have existed and run competitions for decades is silly. Might this be where Crossfit and the Games end up, as big as international weightlifting, Track and Field, etc.? Boy, I sure bet the Glassmans hope so, but it ain't there today, and insisting that somehow that represents some sort of nefarious, underhanded, sneaky program that lacks transparency and legitimacy is silly.

It's a four year old project. It will continue to evolve in all ways. IMO you have exactly the wrong approach and the wrong angle if your first inclination is to assume bad faith. Two new coaches have used PED's and that means all competitors, all Crossfit firebreathers are now users? John Wellbourn did not qualify to compete in Games III; he has used PED's as a professional football player by some accounts. Because he was in Games II (and got his butt handed to him) now all competitors are users? THIS is your rationale for malignant skepticism? Really?

Do you have expertise in PED testing at the international level? Willing to offer high quality help in a positive light? My bet is that you would find a receptive ear at CFHQ. The people running the Crossfit Games are trying their best to run them clean, above-board, and well.

Believe me or not.

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Does he actually sign his name as "bingo"?

And does anyone know which affiliate this girl trains at?

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friedquads wrote:The only things I can't compare are:

1.) The actual design. It's not quite a pyramid, but an object that has a wide-base (affiliates, certified people, CFJ subscribers) and a very small handful at the top along with the Couch. Although the ones at the top with Couch are doing his gin-fueled bidding and not getting a crapload of profit themselves...or are they?

2.) No consistent PEP rallies like Amway...unless if you want to count the @Fit 101's, the certifications (although those aren't done with Couch anymore), the Ghey-mes with their regionals/sectionals, the affiliate boxes that are still drinking the kool-aid and showing gawd awful pics of douchebags, and the @Fit Forums.
Keep going.

1) It's not a pyramid per se, but the loyal affiliates are awarded with more public recognition (on the main and @filliate pages), more certs at their box, and more public approval from Couch. After all, Couch wants everyone to think opening an @filliate is profitable, so he is going to push and further reward the ones that are.

The ones at the top (Castro, Pudding, Nicole) are doing quite well. At one point, the SME certs got tweaked to get Nicole some more $$$.

2) Look closer. @F 101's, @filliate gatherings, Fili-fest, in-house seminars, local and regional competitions, faggoty parties in Miami...everything is a pep rally to these people.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Does he actually sign his name as "bingo"?

And does anyone know which affiliate this girl trains at?

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Does he actually sign his name as "bingo"?

And does anyone know which affiliate this girl trains at?
Man do I have some options for her...
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Gin Master wrote:
friedquads wrote:The only things I can't compare are:

1.) The actual design. It's not quite a pyramid, but an object that has a wide-base (affiliates, certified people, CFJ subscribers) and a very small handful at the top along with the Couch. Although the ones at the top with Couch are doing his gin-fueled bidding and not getting a crapload of profit themselves...or are they?

2.) No consistent PEP rallies like Amway...unless if you want to count the @Fit 101's, the certifications (although those aren't done with Couch anymore), the Ghey-mes with their regionals/sectionals, the affiliate boxes that are still drinking the kool-aid and showing gawd awful pics of douchebags, and the @Fit Forums.
Keep going.

1) It's not a pyramid per se, but the loyal affiliates are awarded with more public recognition (on the main and @filliate pages), more certs at their box, and more public approval from Couch. After all, Couch wants everyone to think opening an @filliate is profitable, so he is going to push and further reward the ones that are.

The ones at the top (Castro, Pudding, Nicole) are doing quite well. At one point, the SME certs got tweaked to get Nicole some more $$$.

2) Look closer. @F 101's, @filliate gatherings, Fili-fest, in-house seminars, local and regional competitions, faggoty parties in Miami...everything is a pep rally to these people.
It's actually a very good business model, which is why it works. HQ, though, is courting risk on franchise laws, treating people like dirt for arbitrary reasons, courting disaster with the RRG, and sticking it to the affiliates on economics (that is, if they were sophisticated enough to negotiate for their interests, they could do much better and HQ would still be very profitable). It's very common in systems that a charismatic leader gets the system going and is very successful in ramping it up to a certain level, but the leader's quirks and shortcomings then require the business to put in someone stable, who plays by the rules and operates on trust and good faith, to run the business to keep it successful.
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I don't even know for sure that she trains @fit, I saw her on a scarification site that was posted at the P&B and I just sort of assumed...
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Hebrew Hammer wrote: It's very common in systems that a charismatic leader gets the system going and is very successful in ramping it up to a certain level, but the leader's quirks and shortcomings then require the business to put in someone stable, who plays by the rules and operates on trust and good faith, to run the business to keep it successful.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:So, PED testing was done at the 2009 Gaymes (apparently), the results were never discussed, HQ didn't utter a peep about it and NOW that the qualifying is heating up for the 2010 Gaymes, talk of PED testing is AGAIN coming to the forefront. Instead of DIRECTLY addressing the issue, the fucking lap dog Bingo is dispatched to quell the "Lunatic Fringe."

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54117
Fucking Cunt Bingo wrote:Well, well, well...what took you all so long, eh? 7 months from the Games...

I participated in the testing at Games 2009. There were no positive results. Believe me or not, neither I nor anyone associated with CFHQ will care.

Once again we have the self-righteous arm-chair QB's weighing in from afar, assuming the negative, denying Crossfitters the assumption of goodwill. Much of this was covered in an excruciatingly long thread on this Board.

The Crossfit Games will be held this year in Aromas, the fourth time they have occurred. Games I were little more than a barbecue at which some Crossfitters did three WOD's. Casual would be an understatement. Games II were a bigger deal, but still a small and insular enough event (part of a still small and insular community) that "learning on the fly" is a very accurate description.

Along comes Games III and uh oh, thousands of Crossfitters now exist in a world in which all of a sudden there's money involved. Someone at HQ, looking at this growth says something like "well, maybe we ought to PED test", and PED testing is introduced. Do you have any idea how expensive it was to do the rudimentary testing that occurred at Games III? Have you any idea how much money the Games cost? How much money was LOST in the production of the Games?

Come on...grow up. This is the fifth running of the Games and this year we not only have Regional qualifiers but Sectional as well. To compare and contrast Crossfit and the Crossfit Games in the FOURTH GAMES with international organizations that have existed and run competitions for decades is silly. Might this be where Crossfit and the Games end up, as big as international weightlifting, Track and Field, etc.? Boy, I sure bet the Glassmans hope so, but it ain't there today, and insisting that somehow that represents some sort of nefarious, underhanded, sneaky program that lacks transparency and legitimacy is silly.

It's a four year old project. It will continue to evolve in all ways. IMO you have exactly the wrong approach and the wrong angle if your first inclination is to assume bad faith. Two new coaches have used PED's and that means all competitors, all Crossfit firebreathers are now users? John Wellbourn did not qualify to compete in Games III; he has used PED's as a professional football player by some accounts. Because he was in Games II (and got his butt handed to him) now all competitors are users? THIS is your rationale for malignant skepticism? Really?

Do you have expertise in PED testing at the international level? Willing to offer high quality help in a positive light? My bet is that you would find a receptive ear at CFHQ. The people running the Crossfit Games are trying their best to run them clean, above-board, and well.

Believe me or not.

--bingo
Again, the "testing" at the games was a joke. It was a disorganized chaos fest behind the curtain. Whether or not you assume malicious intent, the drug testing was not comprehensive, didn't hit everyone and I can't believe that the pee was linked accurately back to each athlete.

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friedquads wrote:Anyone ever been exposed to MLM businesses like Amway or Herbalife? The similarities between @Fit and Amway is very similar.
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More from Mike Caviston. This time calling out a poser. He is the only one who acts like an adult. The rest of the clowns argue and argue and fucking argue.

http://sealswcc.com/forum/topic.php?id=162
John, thanks for taking the time to share your views. You are clearly using an alias (not surprising for a SEAL) since there is no record of anyone named “Dixon” with either first or middle name “John” or any related name having gone through BUD/S. I would be interested in knowing what class you were in and what people we both know. You can get my contact information in the Global so feel free to drop me a line or give me a call, especially if you want to talk over any of my comments in more detail. I’m going to quote a few of your comments and address them.

‘They have started a program at Bootcamp that specifically prepares men to go to BUD/S. The first class to go thru this program showed up last year and they were touted as "The Immortals" because of how they looked w/ their shirts off and the numbers they were producing during runs, swims, etc. Hellweek came around and guess who went running for the bell?’

I recently answered a question on this board about the NSW Prep Course. The first class to go through the program got only half the planned training, and you are right, at BUD/S they performed statistically below average. Historically there has been plenty of individual variation from class to class, with few classes performing right at the statistical mean. BUD/S Prep has been modified and updated since its inception, and averaged over the past ten classes or so performance during BUD/S has improved significantly compared to historical records. Better PST scores, better performance on timed evolutions, fewer performance failures, fewer med drops, and most importantly, about a 50% increase in Hell Week completions. And any skeptic who says “BUD/S got easier” doesn’t know what he is talking about.

‘Mike what I am getting at is that CF teaches elements of being "hard". Hard is really w/o definition but when you witness it, you know it.’

Actually, it turns out “hard” does have a definition. Some truly groundbreaking work has been done at BUD/S by a psychologist who has spent years in the SOF community. The concept is Mental Toughness, it can be defined and quantified, has been measured in BUD/S candidates, and has been used in conjunction with PST scores to predict success at BUD/S with a very high degree of accuracy. Mental Toughness techniques are currently being taught in Pre-BUD/S and BUD/S, and they don’t parallel Crossfit. As with physical training, mental training can’t turn a geek into a superstar. The personality traits that determine success are probably established well before someone is old enough to do Crossfit or any other program. I’m sure you’ve heard the phrases “SEALs are born, not made” and “BUD/S doesn’t make SEALs, it finds them”. Recruiting efforts are being made to find the guys with the right mental qualities, and then steps are taken to provide them with the physical tools necessary for success. Now I’m editorializing, but what I’ve seen of Crossfit doesn’t teach hardness, it teaches ways to simulate hardness. In my rowing days, we called the rowing ergometer a Truth Machine, because you could make all the pained expressions and ugly faces you want but the numbers didn’t lie. We called people who collapsed on the floor after an erg test Drama Queens. In Crossfit, there can be no discussion of whose Fran time is faster without a debate about who got their butt lower and locked out properly on thrusters and got their chin closer to the bar on pull-ups. So much for measurable, observable, repeatable. And collapsing on the floor afterward is mandatory.

‘You say CF presents a distorted percentage of guys in the Teams doing the workouts? Mike, really, what is your basis for this? "Asking around" to a couple guys in the lounge on your breaks does not constitute that. The Teams is rife w/ avid CF'rs. Walk into any gym and during the high traffic hours and I would bet my paycheck there is someone doing one. I know I always see someone doing them where I work out. Again, I do some of the workouts. I think it is flawed in alot of ways but it is 80% there. If you exercise some caution in your abilities and learning the moves, it will do amazing things for you.’

My basis for my comment about the percentage of guys in the Teams using Crossfit is my interaction with new Instructors at the Center during a three week orientation course during which I give classes on physical training, motor skills, and nutrition. I touch base with the Instructors in the different BUD/S phases on a regular basis. I live in Coronado and see guys from the Teams around town and we talk. From time to time I hear from a recent SQT grad getting integrated into his first Team. None of this gives me total knowledge about what goes on across all of NSW, but it’s a more accurate picture than the typical reader of the Crossfit message board is going to get from the regulars who post there. As for your comment about walking into any NSW gym and seeing a Crossfit workout going on, that is true enough. Is doing a Crossfit workout the same as “doing Crossfit”? My original post on the topic was clear on the issue of what I am calling “Crossfit”. Do you know any SEALs who train only by following the main page WOD? Did you see anybody do all three days of that 1-10-1-20-1-30 format? Anybody do that rowing/Turkish get-up with 60lb. dumbbell routine for time? Anybody do that one arm thruster, one arm pull-up thing with the 60lb. dumbbell? I didn’t either.

‘Mike, you are a rower. A gut wrenching sport, no doubt where pain and suffering is synonymous. But you don't lift heavy weight, you don't do 150 sit ups on hot asphalt till a huge wound shows on your back You don't do rope climbs till you have burns on both your ankles b/c you burnt down trying to get your boat crew to win. You don't do your class number in pullups for a workout b/c damnit that is just what is done. Doing sprints up a berm in wet cammies covered in sand isn't easy no matter what you do. You don't "get some". You're one of "them" in the white lab coat and a clipboard.’

I don’t get offended at any challenges to my physical abilities by people in the SOF community. It goes with the territory. But since you brought it up I’m going to indulge myself and do something I wouldn’t ordinarily do, and brag about myself a little bit. Yeah, as a rower I learned a lot about pain and suffering. When I was the age of the typical BUD/S student, I was up in the mornings at oh-dark-thirty putting my shell in the water with my teammates. In early spring we carried the boats from the racks to the beach in bare feet through the snow and waded into the ice-filmed water since the dock hadn’t yet been installed. Not even the Eskimo have a name for the kind of cold you feel in your feet and hands on days like that. Nothing can beat the chafing scars and Grinder Reminders that I’ve seen on BUD/S students, but rowers are no strangers to blisters and abrasions, especially in equipment from the 70s. In recent years I’ve shown a fair level of commitment to achieve some success in indoor rowing. But I’m hardly a one trick pony, and I don’t have any need to live in the past.

Currently I’m working at the Center and I’m 48 years old but I can do anything people do around here that involves running or lifting just as well as the students or Instructors. I don’t spend my time in a white coat holding a clipboard. I get in and do it with the guys. I’ve done PTs and conditioning runs with BUD/S classes and finished a helluva lot closer to the front than the back. I’ve worked out with Instructors many times, even sometimes doing (gasp!) Crossfit workouts. I’ve done multiple workouts in the same day when guys have needed another body for some kind of relay involving tire flipping, kettle bell swinging, slam balling, box jumping, etc. Once I did a challenge where we did 5 pull-ups, 10 push-ups, and 15 air squats every minute for as many minutes as our age. I was the oldest guy and the only guy to finish. When I lift I don’t spend a lot of time on the Big Three (in fact I don’t squat at all), but I can dead lift more than twice my body weight and bench my body weight multiple times. I can do more than 20 slow dead hang pull-ups on a bad day and well over 30 if I speed things up (still without kipping). I’ve run the O-course in under 10 minutes, hardly a record but exceeding the minimum BUD/S standard. Just a few days ago I rowed 20K on the Concept2 in under 75 minutes (calculate that pace and compare it to the times you see reported on Crossfit for the 5K rows), got off the machine, grabbed a 100lb. bar, and cranked out 45 thrusters in about two minutes. Just because I could. One of my favorite activities is flipping the logs used for Log PT, an exercise that is popular with a lot of Instructors and Team guys. I can crank out more flips in less time than most, and follow it with a brisk 5-mile run and then berm sprints. I do all of these things in full view of the many NSW employees and BUD/S students, so I defy anybody to say I’m exaggerating.

‘Mike, you and I know Castro knows EXACTLY what your job is. Just be honest. There are PLENTY of former and Current SEALs that are plugged into what is happening at CF.’

Dave Castro, former SQT Instructor and now one of the main employees of Crossfit, knows almost nothing about my job. In over two years, we spoke maybe 3-4 times. Yes, there are plenty of former and current SEALs plugged into Crossfit. It is unfortunate you don’t recognize the conflict of interest when it comes to these people making recommendations to BUD/S candidates.

I’m sure the debate about my comments will go on, here as well as on several other internet forums. Having nothing more to add, I bow out and wish everyone well.

Mike Caviston
Director of Fitness, NSWCEN

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