=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>T200 wrote:Man, I have zero interest in sucking SEAL cock like most of the niggers on the net but this Caviston is fucking nice with the keyboard.
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Couch has already thought of that. http://crossfitkids.com/Caviston wrote:The personality traits that determine success are probably established well before someone is old enough to do Crossfit or any other program.
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Get 'em while they're young. This is why Scientology has a kids camp.POD wrote:Couch has already thought of that. http://crossfitkids.com/Caviston wrote:The personality traits that determine success are probably established well before someone is old enough to do Crossfit or any other program.
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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+1 =D>T200 wrote:Man, I have zero interest in sucking SEAL cock like most of the niggers on the net but this Caviston is fucking nice with the keyboard.
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T200 wrote:Man, I have zero interest in sucking SEAL cock like most of the niggers on the net but this Caviston is fucking nice with the keyboard.
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They took it even farther back this Christmas. Introducing the "Infantdel" series. For the low price of $26, you can make sure that other people hate your baby, too.POD wrote:Couch has already thought of that. http://crossfitkids.com/Caviston wrote:The personality traits that determine success are probably established well before someone is old enough to do Crossfit or any other program.
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From Urbandictionary.com:
CrossFit
A bunch of rich white people paying $250/mo. to have an uncredentialed coach instruct them to have spasms with PVC pipe and siezures on pull-up bars until they vomit. They generally do this for a period of 10-30 minutes and call it a workout. Those who partake in these group activities also have the option to pay $1000 to attend a weekend course where they have an alcoholic instruct them how to better lift their PVC pipe. Some people who do these activities may also confuse being nauseous with being elite.
Guy 1: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 2: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 1: Oh, fuck.
Guy 1: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 2: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".
CrossFit
A bunch of rich white people paying $250/mo. to have an uncredentialed coach instruct them to have spasms with PVC pipe and siezures on pull-up bars until they vomit. They generally do this for a period of 10-30 minutes and call it a workout. Those who partake in these group activities also have the option to pay $1000 to attend a weekend course where they have an alcoholic instruct them how to better lift their PVC pipe. Some people who do these activities may also confuse being nauseous with being elite.
Guy 1: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 2: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 1: Oh, fuck.
Guy 1: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 2: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".
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Caviston for the MFW, again!
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I seem to remember Couch challenging Caviston to a shirtless deadlifting comp. I wish Caviston would stoop down to his level. It would look like the Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze Chippendale's skit.
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>Gin Master wrote:I seem to remember Couch challenging Caviston to a shirtless deadlifting comp. I wish Caviston would stoop down to his level. It would look like the Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze Chippendale's skit.
Clappies for the Farley/Swayze SNL skit comparison.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Russel Berger, the insufferable bore that works for the @Fit Journal FINALLY said something we can agree with:

“CrossFit girls,” as they are endearingly known, are arguably some of the hottest women on Earth. We aren’t talking about the air-brushed and half-starved women of Hollywood—taped, tucked, lighted and Photoshopped to perfection. CrossFit’s best female athletes boast outstanding work capacities produced by trained bodies that show the perfect balance of
curve and tone. These are lean, powerful women forged from sinew and muscle in the most complimentary tribute to the female form imaginable. And they have great asses. These are women of function, and function is beautiful.

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Note to IGx docs-- when you get kids coming in with Rhabdo, you'll know why.POD wrote:Couch has already thought of that. http://crossfitkids.com/Caviston wrote:The personality traits that determine success are probably established well before someone is old enough to do Crossfit or any other program.
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Caviston exudes so much class at the keyboard that I expect that he wears spats and a top hat while he's typing.
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Anybody have the rest of the pics in this set? I wanna see what happens next.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
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I would pay to see a Caviston vs Couch decathlon.
We'll call it "The Fucking Funny Games".
We'll call it "The Fucking Funny Games".
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The original "shirtless deadlift" challenge!
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/004644.html
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/004644.html
Glassman,
Why am I not surprised that you again resort to attacking the ethics of others? Moral superiority for time is x-fit's tactical response to doubters.
I know Mike. He's terrific--as an athlete, a trainee, and a coach. He also does it.
Post some video of yourself. Shirtless, like the rest of the xfit crew. That will show us all we need to know.
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Old Bones,
That seeing me naked is more important to you than ethics or the facts of the dispute is a suprise to me and "shows us all we need to know" about you.
If Mr. Caviston wants to do a side-by-side, shirtless, deadlift demonstration with me as a charity for Wounded Warrior Foundation, count me in. We'll videotape the demonstration and then you and Mike can "both do it" together.
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A couple more....no money shot though.WildGorillaMan wrote:Anybody have the rest of the pics in this set? I wanna see what happens next.


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Some one needs to photoshop that Thai she-male out of that pic.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
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No, but I've heard of this stuff called "Mannatech" that makes the same sort of claims, like making you immune to all disease and stuff. Its supporters can be pretty rabid.friedquads wrote:Anyone ever been exposed to MLM businesses like Amway or Herbalife? The similarities between @Fit and Amway is very similar.
1.) Charismatic person or persons in charge, usually espousing something with hyped-up/buzz words.
Amway = Forced Matrix, Get In Early, Downline blah blah blah
@Fit = Broad Time, Model Domains, Elite blah blah blah
2.) Promises of things that are ambiguous or unattainable through their means alone
Amway = Untold riches
@Fit = Elite Fitness (and plenty of business when you open up an affiliate)
3.) Threats & School-Yard Intimidation Tactics if questioning the organization or methods.
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USA Today has caught on about Couch and cleverly posted this artice:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/200 ... sp=usat.me
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/200 ... sp=usat.me
By Sharon Jayson, USA TODAY
The moral compass of some public figures clearly went awry in 2009. Now new research better explains why some in the public eye don't think like the rest of us.
Power increases "moral hypocrisy," says Adam Galinsky, a behavioral psychologist at the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University in Evanston, Ill., and co-author of a study published today in the journal Psychological Science.
NARCISSISM: It can make politicians leaders ... and cheaters
Power does indeed go to your head, making those in the limelight such as celebrities, politicians, CEOs and athletes more prone to a double standard: They're stricter in their moral judgment of others but are more lenient about their own behavior, the study suggests.
"We gave people the opportunity to cheat, and those in a position of power were more likely to cheat," says Galinsky, who conducted the study with researchers from Tilburg University in the Netherlands.
A rogues' gallery
Among the once-powerful who fell from grace this year amid what Galinsky calls moral hypocrisy are former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and U.S. Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, with assorted violations of extramarital affairs or suspected misuse of public funds. Last year, those figures included the auto executives who flew in private jets while their companies cut employee benefits, and politicians, including John Edwards and Eliot Spitzer, who didn't follow the values they espoused.
"It's interesting to think about people in power and why they end up in scandals," says Joe Magee of New York University's Wagner Graduate School of Public Service. "In their minds, they're not being brazen. They forget there are rules governing what they do. They're just pursuing their own desires."
Feeling entitled
Magee and Galinsky are among a group of researchers across the country who, in the past decade, have focused attention on moral behavior, power and status.
"Power makes you kind of impulsive and self-serving and occasionally greedy," says psychologist Dacher Keltner of the University of California-Berkeley. "We hold up people in positions of power to exacting standards. They should be more moral agents, when in fact, they are the opposite."
Jennifer Overbeck of the Marshall School of Business at the University of Southern California-Los Angeles says her studies have found that ordinary people change when put in powerful position: "Just putting them in a position of power leads them to pursue their self-interest and things that they perceive are useful to them."
In the new study, researchers conducted five experiments with about 350 subjects. They found that giving people power makes them feel entitled and causes a disconnect in their judgment. Those in high-power positions tend to judge morality of others while not practicing what they preach, Galinsky says. "If they want to impose strict standards on others while violating those standards themselves, that's when they become a hypocrite," he says.
David DeSteno, a psychologist at Northeastern University in Boston, says his research has shown that "the potential for hypocrisy is in all of us."
"What you see is the same action: 'It's OK if I do it. but not if you do it,' " he says.
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These are not some of the hottest women on Earth.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Russel Berger, the insufferable bore that works for the @Fit Journal FINALLY said something we can agree with:
“CrossFit girls,” as they are endearingly known, are arguably some of the hottest women on Earth. We aren’t talking about the air-brushed and half-starved women of Hollywood—taped, tucked, lighted and Photoshopped to perfection. CrossFit’s best female athletes boast outstanding work capacities produced by trained bodies that show the perfect balance of
curve and tone. These are lean, powerful women forged from sinew and muscle in the most complimentary tribute to the female form imaginable. And they have great asses. These are women of function, and function is beautiful.
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Caviston is the Director of Internets. It obviously helps when you're at the top of your field physically and professionally and the people criticizing you are a bunch of fucking idiots, but if I worked for CF I'd tell CF'ers to do @Fit a favor and stop fucking with Caviston, because every time they do he makes the CF community look like sub-retarded weaklings.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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No doubt. Was Caviston a SEAL? Couch contends he is a civilian employee. Just because you're a PT stud who survives BUD/S' 70% attrition rate don't make you an expert on jack shit other than BUD/S, IMO.T200 wrote:Man, I have zero interest in sucking SEAL cock like most of the niggers on the net but this Caviston is fucking nice with the keyboard.
Did not know John Brown was a SEAL. The man is physically average as fuck. Edit: as far as athletes go, that is.

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Ya, he said he would do it for a charity event. Also while saying he would, he bashed the guy asking for the competition as a ghey person (or something to this effect and certainly much more eloquent. In his drunken fashion)Gin Master wrote:I seem to remember Couch challenging Caviston to a shirtless deadlifting comp. I wish Caviston would stoop down to his level. It would look like the Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze Chippendale's skit.
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But they do CF, so therefore they believe they are. They aren't hot at all.Elk wrote:These are not some of the hottest women on Earth.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Russel Berger, the insufferable bore that works for the @Fit Journal FINALLY said something we can agree with:
“CrossFit girls,” as they are endearingly known, are arguably some of the hottest women on Earth. We aren’t talking about the air-brushed and half-starved women of Hollywood—taped, tucked, lighted and Photoshopped to perfection. CrossFit’s best female athletes boast outstanding work capacities produced by trained bodies that show the perfect balance of
curve and tone. These are lean, powerful women forged from sinew and muscle in the most complimentary tribute to the female form imaginable. And they have great asses. These are women of function, and function is beautiful.