The couch thread
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the unrelenting faggotry is unrelenting
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I'm getting this too, Crusty.l-tree wrote:Is it just me, or are the images not showing?Crust Bucket wrote:
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Very nice.Jezebel Jones wrote:
PL girls FTW.
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It has something to do with linking to the images from a gallery on the daycare's webpage. Remove the "&asGalleryImage=true" from Crust Bucket's links, then you get linked directly to the image.
Example:
http://www.crossfit801.com/picture/p101 ... Image=true
http://www.crossfit801.com/picture/p101 ... Id=3226726

Example:
http://www.crossfit801.com/picture/p101 ... Image=true
http://www.crossfit801.com/picture/p101 ... Id=3226726

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Better than @Fit IMO. At least they admitted they are not doing anything new. @Fitters would claim they invented all of that shit.coop wrote:the unrelenting faggotry is unrelenting

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Props to the 300X20 squat, I'm impressed and don't think I could do it. I have the same hitch in my squat. My back is fine, thanks.
Here are some other forms to critique
Could his grip BE any closer?!? Pathetic.
OMG his back is teh destroyed.
apropro

Here are some other forms to critique
Could his grip BE any closer?!? Pathetic.
OMG his back is teh destroyed.
apropro

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POD,POD wrote:It has something to do with linking to the images from a gallery on the daycare's webpage. Remove the "&asGalleryImage=true" from Crust Bucket's links, then you get linked directly to the image.
Example:
http://www.crossfit801.com/picture/p101 ... Image=true
http://www.crossfit801.com/picture/p101 ... Id=3226726
Hate to tell you, but your shit isn't working either.
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From the affiliate forumz (
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Barry Cooper wrote:Being me, I'm going to add my two cents. I've had some Evan Williams; alcohol has always helped me tell the truth to myself when it was unpleasant. I think I share this with one of my heroes: Winston Churchill.
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have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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Ah, ok. Removing the "&asGalleryImage=true" lets you link to it, so the second link above works, but I'm not sure how you'd make it work in image tags then. To me, it seemed to work, but I have board images disabled, so any image is converted to a link labeled "[IMG]" automatically.l-tree wrote:POD,
Hate to tell you, but your shit isn't working either.
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I think he means she is trying to be Kara Bohigian.l-tree wrote:Kara? Her name is JaneilJag Panzer wrote:Fake-ass Karal-tree wrote:![]()
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Nice.sanchezero wrote:well, it came up a coupla pages ago...
http://www.devicebondage.com/site/shoot ... ootId=6766

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I concur.T200 wrote:Nice.sanchezero wrote:well, it came up a coupla pages ago...
http://www.devicebondage.com/site/shoot ... ootId=6766
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Well WTF!? What a way to start the New Year. Altho they do show up on my screenMickey Mutherfukkin O'neil wrote:I'm getting this too, Crusty.l-tree wrote:Is it just me, or are the images not showing?Crust Bucket wrote:

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Suffice it to say...Crossfit801 is worth a visit to check out some ass and legs.
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Not to mention some hilarity when you're feeling down.Kazuya Mishima wrote:Suffice it to say...Crossfit801 is worth a visit to check out some ass and legs.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Was in an abusive relationship, blah, blah blah. Turned my life around, blah, blah, blah. I have found crossfit, blah, blah, blah. Am now an affiliate and love you couch, blahdy fucking blah.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005158.html



http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005158.html
After all that shit, take a look....Hey Allbody, today is my CrossFit Birthday! My name is Aileen, a 38 yr old mother of a teenage girl.
I am a CrossFit athlete with humble beginnings. I never played a sport in high school, was always picked last for any team, was convinced I was not good at anything athletic. I had never squatted, deadlifted, cleaned. Never did pull ups, dips. Never rowed. I did run quite a bit, to mask an eating disorder, and to spend time bonding with my dad and sister, but I never aspired to more than just finishing.
My first workout was Michael in late September 2008, with just a few more sprinkled in over the next few months, due to intimidation from the WODs and a controlling abusive boyfriend who literally told me, “I don’t want you doing that CrossFit” When I found myself lying to go to the Guerrilla Fitness for Foundations, and saying that I was going to run on the treadmill but really was doing Griff at the track, I knew it was all wrong. He got the boot in December.
I was already reading the main site comments everyday, bought a pretty sparkly notebook to record my workouts, and resolved for the New Year of 2009 just 2 simple things:
1. Follow the main site, 3 on 1 off, no matter what the WOD, no cherry picking.
2. Make new friends.
I did well.
3 weeks into January, I decided to start posting and chose Strong Lil Pony for my nickname. As a girl I loved the Little House on the Prairie books and read them all several times. Laura, very young and small for her age, recalled leaping over a huge barrel and astounding her pa. "There was only Pa standing there with his blue eyes shining, looking at Laura. "Well!" he said to her. "You're only a little half-pint of cider half drunk up, but by Jinks! You’re as strong as a little French horse!" For some reason that resonated with me and I just always remembered it.
S’more and Playoff Beard were the first to welcome me. Many more friends followed, and so did my confidence and physical skills. I started to attend certs: Level 1, Barbell (at the cert with Rip, he squeezed my arm and said “where’d you get those 13” biceps without lifting, woman?” It was the first time I ever benched, and I did 115) Gymnastics, Kettlebell, Nutrition. From 0 to 60…
DL 1RM: 255
BS 3RM 160
P 1RM 95
FS 3RM 120
PC 3RM 115
BP 1RM 125 (last week!)
I grew strong. I learned.
The biggest, hardest lessons: Acceptance. Surrender.
Accept my body’s need for rest. Accept the fact that I have certain physical limitations that I must train around, not simply ignore. Accept imperfection – not every workout *must* be a PR, or done as RXed.
Surrender to Love. Like many, I was afraid of failure. I had a child to protect, I vowed I would NOT bring her pain again by yet ANOTHER failed relationship. Keep a man at arm’s length, if not more.
Then I met Goat. And though I fought it, kicking and screaming, I fell in love. I did not want a boyfriend. I was not ready to be loved for exactly who I am, to be cherished and adored. I could not fathom that someone would drop everything… for me. With all my frailties and imperfections, I felt undeserving of such warmth and care. I was strong on the outside, weak within. It took many months to believe that he would not hurt me. I grew strong. I learned.
Today, Goat lives with my daughter and me. We run CrossFit Rising out of my one car garage, 210 sq feet of compressed bad-a**ery. Marriage and a family is in our future.
To have found my inner athlete, to realize that not only am I very strong – I have more potential to be realized, to have made good friends, and best friends, and found a sincere love, a soulmate, who shares my passion for CrossFit and the community here… And all of this in one short year…is amazing.
Thank you Coach & Lauren for your gift. s’more, Playoff Beard, Herm, Eric, jakers, Stephen, Franiel, Benny1, pokey, Paul, Gene, Corey Bibolet, bingo- you are all my brothers. Thanks for looking out for me. J9, Xtina, in8girl, FitMom, Laura DeMarco, Kelly Moore- you inspire me to be strong, be tough, and gut it out. CynthiaJ, Rebe- my PaleoChix, business partners and kindred spirits.
Lastly…Cookie, a soul sister indeed. I love you so much, you are always on my mind, in my thoughts and prayers. I am so happy for you and the journey that we share. Being a single mom was hard enough for me with 1 child. You did it with 3. I am blessed with your friendship.
I have lofty goals for 2010. I know that I will DO WORK (BlackCatXFit) and get 'er done- with the help of this family I have found here.
GIDDY-UP!
Comment #1 - Posted by: StrongLilPony! at December 31, 2009 5:02 PM
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Ok, I could not read the whole fucking thing, good for her, whatever.
Here is the only real statement that turned my stomach:
Here is the only real statement that turned my stomach:
[sarcasm]Way to go Coach![/sarcasm]We run CrossFit Rising out of my one car garage, 210 sq feet of compressed bad-a**ery.
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First, decent numbers and props.l-tree wrote:After all that shit, take a look....Hey Allbody, today is my CrossFit Birthday! My name is Aileen, a 38 yr old mother of a teenage girl.
DL 1RM: 255
BS 3RM 160
P 1RM 95
FS 3RM 120
PC 3RM 115
BP 1RM 125
... was always picked last for any team, was convinced I was not good at anything athletic... I did run quite a bit, to mask an eating disorder... due to intimidation from the WODs and a controlling abusive boyfriend... I decided to start posting and chose Strong Lil Pony for my nickname... Accept imperfection ...Surrender to Love... I vowed I would NOT bring her pain again by yet ANOTHER failed relationship....Then I met Goat... I felt undeserving of such warmth and care. I was strong on the outside, weak within. It took many months to believe that he would not hurt me...
Today, Goat lives with my daughter and me... found a sincere love, a soulmate, who shares my passion for CrossFit and the community here… Thank you Coach & Lauren for your gift...with the help of this family I have found here.
Comment #1 - Posted by: StrongLilPony! at December 31, 2009 5:02 PM
Second, can anybody say "Shari-baby"?
Third, strong athletic woman who needs an intervention. No Salvation that starts with a dude named "Goat" and ends with a thanks to the Glassman's ends well.
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Congrats to the girl....But somehow I have a feeling, that this time next year we're gonna hear how miserable goat made her, how she ate boxes of cake mix, how she always had one nagging injury after another and yet continues to thank the douche bags of the world.
YOU GO GIRL!!!!
YOU GO GIRL!!!!
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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pay attention.l-tree wrote:
I am a CrossFit athlete
that's what melanie griffith would look like if she were a a midget.
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My sweet lord. I do not care if she turned her life around. Fuck her.
A terrible, terrible story. All young women should read it to see how things are not done. If @Fit = salvation then you are seriously fucked.
She and Goat are not badasses and not athletes. Does she have a site for this badass garage?
A terrible, terrible story. All young women should read it to see how things are not done. If @Fit = salvation then you are seriously fucked.
She and Goat are not badasses and not athletes. Does she have a site for this badass garage?

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1. She's actually stronger than half the men I know.
2. I really want to be involved in her next abusive relationship.
2. I really want to be involved in her next abusive relationship.