IGX

Ugly and a great personality, too!

She's destined for great things.

Like cutting herself.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You ever compete, Boto?

Because there's all sorts of shit that can happen to fuck you up. Just off the top of my head:

1. Weigh in went bad, had to jog in place in hot shower with sauna suit on for an hour.
2. Sat in the hot tub too long the night before, lost muscle tonus.
3. Drank too much the night before.
4. Got lucky the night before.
5. Ate some shitty food and now are puking.
6. You've been training on plates that are ~10#s lighter than the comp plates (this is way more common than you think)
7. Your fucking bench shirt ripped during warm ups.
8. You laid down on the warm up bench and a staple ripped your head open (7+8 happened to the same guy in the same meet)
9. Your nerves give you the shits.
10. Your asshole buddy in the warm up room isn't paying attention to the bar and loaded up 45# more on one end.

11. You weren't used to all the extra lines on the ivanko power bar and you managed to line up off center on your first squat (which was a 5RM). I hate those bars. I'm only smrt enough for 2 index lines on the bar, at least under meet conditions. The spotters were of no help whatsoever and the weight and I ended up going all the way to the floor, slowly (there were side spotters only, Brian Weston happened to be at the meet spectating and he decided to back spot from then on, God bless him). I repeated the 5RM weight for my 2nd attempt (lined up in the middle of the bar this time) and passed on my 3rd since the failed 1st rep had taken so much out of me.
12. You didn't account for how much squatting and benching take out of you and end up popping a hamstring while trying to deadlift your 3RM.
13. Your brother slaps you a little too hard before your attempt and nearly gives you a concussion (this didn't happen to me but I did have to catch the guy's completely failed bench attempt).

More lulz:

Random @fitter wants to get out of his contract with the gym, but you know how that goes. He calls the bank and tells them he lost his debit card and gets a new one. Now the gym has old billing information. Morally superior @fitters are ENRAGED at this kid, but no one more than this douche:

Chris Gedicks wrote:Dude, what are you, fucking 5? Man the fuck up and deal with it the right way. Does the new affiliate know what kind of client they are getting? I wouldn't want a guy like you in my box.

maybe it's because her pussy is dusty from severe under use.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Also, what a faggot with the debit card changing. Just man up and ask first. If not, you do shit that will make them terminate your contract.

Some ideas off hand.

1. Stink all the time in the gym. Not just plain sweat stink, but old ass and piss and vomit stank.
2. Bleed in the gym.
3. Fake an injury from busted equipment.
4. Use more chalk than your average @f dipshit. Drop weights from overhead without bumpers.

LULZ....Maybe the guy finally wised up and wanted to be a prick at the same time.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:
Also, what a faggot with the debit card changing. Just man up and ask first. If not, you do shit that will make them terminate your contract.

Some ideas off hand.

1. Stink all the time in the gym. Not just plain sweat stink, but old ass and piss and vomit stank.
2. Bleed in the gym.
3. Fake an injury from busted equipment.
4. Use more chalk than your average @f dipshit. Drop weights from overhead without bumpers.

Unfortunately, in the cult that shit is considered righteous.

No, the only true way to get excommunicated from a CF box is to question the methodologies on one's personal blog. That'll get you the boot if you want it or not.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

maybe it's because her pussy is dusty from severe under use.

4. Use more chalk than your average @f dipshit. Drop weights from overhead without bumpers.

Ha.
Saw something like this last night in the gym. Dood was getting eee-leet doing hang cleans with 115# to a full squat and 40% slop. I thought for sure he was going to bail out in the squat and throw the bar. He was doing about 7-9 reps per set.
Came close to pointing out to him that those plates aren't bumpers, and this place will go ballistic if you dump the bar.

The worst part of Renee Hogsnatches pic is her apparently bottomless navel.
LOL at "dude in my box".

T200 wrote:

Where I'm from we call that hawg huntin'.
Howz about you catz?

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Renee Lee. She tries too hard to impress certain other @fitters - maybe it's because her pussy is dusty from severe under use.

I have met her. This is deadly accurate.

MarcoFP wrote:

T200 wrote:

Where I'm from we call that hawg huntin'.
Howz about you catz?

Just hoggin' where I'm from. But that would be some serious hogging IMO.

T200 wrote:

MarcoFP wrote:

T200 wrote:

Where I'm from we call that hawg huntin'.
Howz about you catz?

Just hoggin' where I'm from. But that would be some serious hogging IMO.

She's a slump buster fer shure; you betcha.

Sofa King wrote:

T200 wrote:

MarcoFP wrote:

T200 wrote:

Where I'm from we call that hawg huntin'.
Howz about you catz?

Just hoggin' where I'm from. But that would be some serious hogging IMO.

She's a slump buster fer shure; you betcha.

Ooof. Her face is broke. I'd say "maybe she has a lovely personality," but we know that's broke, too.

Ugly bitches are getting all empowered these days. It's not like it used to be, when an ugly bitch had to make up for being ugly by being fun to hang out with.

Now they all want to act like they're pretty too. And they wonder why they can't ever get any dick.

Jag is right. What happened to the days of hanging out with a meh looking chick because she was not only funny, but she was also a good fuck because she cared that the guys she screwed would want to come back for another go?

Hey mehhoneys! You got to bring something to the table.

GoDogGo! wrote:

Sofa King wrote:

T200 wrote:

MarcoFP wrote:

T200 wrote:

Where I'm from we call that hawg huntin'.
Howz about you catz?

Just hoggin' where I'm from. But that would be some serious hogging IMO.

She's a slump buster fer shure; you betcha.

Ooof. Her face is broke. I'd say "maybe she has a lovely personality," but we know that's broke, too.

I bet the bitch don't even give great head.

Fuck I thought I had seen everything until this. At first when saw this I thought, another motherfucker oly lifting without shoes, then it got better.

Um....where does this leave Glassman....

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... rainer.mov

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ab g-d wrote:Um....where does this leave Glassman....

Well, he does have bigger boobs.

Q: How can I find the nearest @F doosh?
A: Go to any historical monument. It will be the person with their shirt off, desecrating it with simple gymnastic moves, trying like hell to get themselves on the main site. Point and laugh, then call security. This doosh's last name just happens to be "Mock". Quite fitting.

Beelzebub wrote:Fuck I thought I had seen everything until this. At first when saw this I thought, another motherfucker oly lifting without shoes, then it got better.

Click on this vid and follow it to the main video page. The supreme athlete in this video has a lot to say in defense of his training, his education, and his expansive creativity.

Fucking hell. I've been to that exact same turret on the Great Wall (just checked my photos and compared the graffiti on the wall behind him). Spooky.

If only I'd glued shit-smeared glass on the side of the parapet ready for this fucker.

Nevermind, I'll just post it.

Under "More Info"

greengaint1
New and challenging. Take your power jumping and Olympic lifts to a new level. While the purists will have a hard time with the combination of the two, it is my intention to show creativity in combing two traditional exercises. Let those that dislike banter on. Thanks.

Quack Attack wrote:Q: How can I find the nearest @F doosh?
A: Go to any historical monument. It will be the person with their shirt off, desecrating it with simple gymnastic moves, trying like hell to get themselves on the main site. Point and laugh, then call security. This doosh's last name just happens to be "Mock". Quite fitting.

I think the you misspelled the word and failed to replace the M with a C.