The couch thread

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:52 pm

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:28 pm

Thud wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Way to open strong, guys. I can't compete with that this week.
You still put it up, brotherman. You are the original AndroFridayer and you can still outperform more AndroFridayers than not!

You are handicapped by the posting of actual @fit women. You put yourself at a distinct disadvantage, yet always rise to the occasion. You are still the King.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:47 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:
Thud wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Way to open strong, guys. I can't compete with that this week.
You still put it up, brotherman. You are the original AndroFridayer and you can still outperform more AndroFridayers than not!
You are handicapped by the posting of actual @fit women. You put yourself at a distinct disadvantage, yet always rise to the occasion. You are still the King.

Thanks. This brings me to something I've been mulling over for a while. Monetization.

@fit Andro Broads (and I know you're reading this): do you think you've got what it takes to be an Andro Friday Broad(tm) but haven't been featured in this thread much if at all? Affiliate owner insist that you wear clothes, no matter how scant, while doing the wod? Paypal me five bucks and email an assortment of high res cheesecake shots (clothing optional, but plz be sweaty) and you'll be guaranteed time in the spotlight in an upcoming installment of Andro Friday.

Trip · Post by **Trip** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:30 pm

@fit Andro Broads (and I know you're reading this): do you think you've got what it takes to be an Andro Friday Broad(tm) but haven't been featured in this thread much if at all? Affiliate owner insist that you wear clothes, no matter how scant, while doing the wod? Paypal me five bucks and email an assortment of high res cheesecake shots (clothing optional, but plz be sweaty) and you'll be guaranteed time in the spotlight in an upcoming installment of Andro Friday.

Or just send WGM the pics and I'll send him the $$.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:33 pm

I like the way this business model is shaping up.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:42 pm

Trip wrote:
@fit Andro Broads (and I know you're reading this): do you think you've got what it takes to be an Andro Friday Broad(tm) but haven't been featured in this thread much if at all? Affiliate owner insist that you wear clothes, no matter how scant, while doing the wod? Paypal me five bucks and email an assortment of high res cheesecake shots (clothing optional, but plz be sweaty) and you'll be guaranteed time in the spotlight in an upcoming installment of Andro Friday.
Or just send WGM the pics and I'll send him the $$.

Hell, send him the pics and I'll send both WGM and you, Miss Andro, the $$

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:25 am

Double

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:26 am

Katherine Derbyshire (Dan John) wrote:Why? Bill Belichick's bio lists NO playing experience in ANY sport above the high school level. His degree is in economics, not a fitness-related field. Is anyone here going to claim that he's not an elite coach?

Katherine

Justin Smith wrote:From http://www.allthingsbillbelichick.com/bio.htm (safe for work, family, etc.)

Belichick lettered in football, lacrosse and squash while attending college at Wesleyan University in Middletown, Conn. He earned three letters in football while competing at center and tight end. As a senior, he was named captain of his lacrosse team. He was inducted into the Wesleyan University Athletics Hall of Fame as part of its inaugural class in 2008.

But if he didn't have any football experience, Belichick is probably not claiming football is infinitely scalable so that things can be modified so anyone can do it.

So instead of asking why, how about why not? Shouldn't we all get the benefits of exercise? Why the excuses for a no excuses workout?

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... 94&page=23

We all know this will NOT end well. Mr. Smith will get banned, the thread closed and no one will be able to answer the simple question of why can't couch do the wad?

Kyle Maynard is a quadruple amputee and he can, but couch? Nope.

Takafumi · Post by **Takafumi** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:51 am

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Tamara Cohen - friend of Gilson. Uses terms like "fuck ton" and "fuck thrusters." Nice "tat."

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:13 am

Did I just see several pics of the dearly departed Snow Angel? I do miss her humor.
Of korse, it probably wasn't really her anyway. Still, nice work, as always, WGM.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:21 am

Uh oh... is that a power equation I see?

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:02 am

L-T wrote:

moar inky grrl!

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:03 am

Grim Hamundarson wrote:
Thud wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Way to open strong, guys. I can't compete with that this week.
You still put it up, brotherman. You are the original AndroFridayer and you can still outperform more AndroFridayers than not!
You are handicapped by the posting of actual @fit women. You put yourself at a distinct disadvantage, yet always rise to the occasion. You are still the King.

bah. monkey, you da mang. i totally cheated wif deez bishes. they sorta fit, but they ain't couchfit.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:11 am

sanchezero wrote:
Grim Hamundarson wrote:
Thud wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Way to open strong, guys. I can't compete with that this week.
You still put it up, brotherman. You are the original AndroFridayer and you can still outperform more AndroFridayers than not!
You are handicapped by the posting of actual @fit women. You put yourself at a distinct disadvantage, yet always rise to the occasion. You are still the King.
bah. monkey, you da mang. i totally cheated wif deez bishes. they sorta fit, but they ain't couchfit.

They were sweet, though. Nice work SZ.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:12 am

sanchezero wrote:
L-T wrote:
moar inky grrl!

I concur. We need her affiliate, stat.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:25 am

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742470

can you spot another crossfitter just by their appearance?

I was @ the globo today. Not the one I work at but another branch. When I approached the stretching area I noticed this guy. Something about him made me think, "I think this guy's a fellow CFer" He was just crouched down near a wall. He wasn't doing any cf indicative movements nor did he have any equipment that would elude that he was a CFer.

And what's funny is that right when I noticed him he also noticed me and he kinda had that look of recognition in him. Like he though the same thing.

Well, after I put my stuff down to get a foam roller and when I came back,lo and behold, he was doing HSPUs.

Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever just seen someone and said to yourself, "I think he/she does crossfit"?

Yeah and then I point at them and ask my daughter, "What do we call that sweetie?" and she replies "Douchebag." with a smile on her face.

Takafumi · Post by **Takafumi** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:53 am

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can you spot another crossfitter just by their appearance?

I was @ the globo today. Not the one I work at but another branch. When I approached the stretching area I noticed this guy. Something about him made me think, "I think this guy's a fellow CFer" He was just crouched down near a wall. He wasn't doing any cf indicative movements nor did he have any equipment that would elude that he was a CFer.
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"...He was just crouched down near a wall."

It couldn't be more obvious. Other tell-tale signs: standing around, laying supine in the middle of the gym, vomiting, generally busy but offering very little resistance.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:04 am

Rhabdo Slap Tear wrote:...

can you spot another crossfitter just by their appearance?

I was @ the globo today. Not the one I work at but another branch. When I approached the stretching area I noticed this guy. Something about him made me think, "I think this guy's a fellow CFer" He was just crouched down near a wall. He wasn't doing any cf indicative movements nor did he have any equipment that would elude that he was a CFer.
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"...He was just crouched down near a wall."

It couldn't be more obvious. Other tell-tale signs: standing around, laying supine in the middle of the gym, vomiting, generally busy but offering very little resistance.

how hard is it to spot the douche with the barb-wire tribal tats, faux hawk, skull-emblazoned MMA shirt, and vibram fivefingers? nothing slips by you, mr. monk.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:41 pm

friedquads wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742470

can you spot another crossfitter just by their appearance?

I was @ the globo today. Not the one I work at but another branch. When I approached the stretching area I noticed this guy. Something about him made me think, "I think this guy's a fellow CFer" He was just crouched down near a wall. He wasn't doing any cf indicative movements nor did he have any equipment that would elude that he was a CFer.

And what's funny is that right when I noticed him he also noticed me and he kinda had that look of recognition in him. Like he though the same thing.

Well, after I put my stuff down to get a foam roller and when I came back,lo and behold, he was doing HSPUs.

Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever just seen someone and said to yourself, "I think he/she does crossfit"?
Yeah and then I point at them and ask my daughter, "What do we call that sweetie?" and she replies "Douchebag." with a smile on her face.

It's like when fellow knob gobblers recognize each other. This shit is so fucking stupid it makes me want to puke. It makes me want to start fire bombing affiliates.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:02 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote: It's like when fellow knob gobblers recognize each other. This shit is so fucking stupid it makes me want to puke. It makes me want to start fire bombing affiliates.

@fit-dar, coming to an affiliate near you.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:04 pm

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T200 · Post by **T200** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:48 pm

MarcoFP wrote:They just opened a Provo Crossfit down the street from where I work.
Leaving work one night, I needed to piss. Let her rip all over their front door.
Fuck these faggots.

I hope to Jesus that you are telling the truth. LOL

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:02 pm

Anon wrote:
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I posted pics of this Andro (including the tat) about 2 months ago.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:20 pm

Stupid fucking cunt. I do crossfit, therefore when I get drunk at a bar I can beat all men at arm wrestling. Guess not.

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

IGX

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