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L-T wrote:
I posted pics of this Andro (including the tat) about 2 months ago.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5075&start=14350

Indeed, that amateur tattoo is remarkably unforgettable. Although from the looks of the frontal bikini mugshot, she's dialed up the andro. Must be the "fuck-ton of fuck-thrusters" (her words) According to @fit forum she recently rowed 2k under 9minutes.... =D> and can instruct on kipping HSPU

L-T wrote:

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

Awesome.

T200 wrote:

L-T wrote:

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

Awesome.

Elite.

T200 wrote:

MarcoFP wrote:They just opened a Provo Crossfit down the street from where I work.
Leaving work one night, I needed to piss. Let her rip all over their front door.
Fuck these faggots.

I hope to Jesus that you are telling the truth. LOL

He is....LOL. ATTA BOY MARCO!!!!

I bet the radiologist was impressed with the work capacity across broad time domains; just another data point to measure the area under the curve.

T200 wrote:

L-T wrote:

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

Awesome.

Someone please explain to me how you can break your fucking HUMERUS while armwrestling. The radius, ulna, or the elbow or wrist joint didn't go first? WTF?

Mickey O'neil wrote:It's like when fellow knob gobblers recognize each other. This shit is so fucking stupid it makes me want to puke. It makes me want to start fire bombing affiliates.

Young Jedi,

Nyet! You must learn to harness your anger into useful tools like cyncism, irony, and satire. The use of Violence or Threat of Violence is reserved only for use against the jawas and by Democratic Presidents against citizens whose theology they disgree with, and also to send kids back to communist countries. Imagine a world without @fit? Who would brighten your day with another half baked theory carried out until the minions are pissing Newcastle Nut Brown Ale? The endless hilarity of claims of eliteness failing like a pvc bar with two 100lb plates loaded on it at both their own Gaymes and in barroom arm wrestling contests? The Real Life Greek Tragedy of a Fatally Flawed anti-hero hoisted on his own pitard, or better yet in his tankard of ale, all while we get to both play the chorus and influence the ending of the story?

There is not time for pitchforks or flambeaux, as the eventual bonfire of the vanities and smoking embers will provide all the light we need to see the last of the Female Masters of the Universe and Male social x-rays writhe in pukey DTs.

Find the third way Master Mickey...

L-T wrote:Stupid fucking cunt. I do crossfit, therefore when I get drunk at a bar I can beat all men at arm wrestling. Guess not.

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

=D> =D> =D>



I thought it sounded like a strange injury, until I Google-fu'd this.

This may be one of the best ego-driven @F "I can beat you at any sport yet I end up in the hospital when I try" injury yet. With full x-ray documentation, to boot.

powerlifter54 wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:It's like when fellow knob gobblers recognize each other. This shit is so fucking stupid it makes me want to puke. It makes me want to start fire bombing affiliates.

Young Jedi,

Nyet! You must learn to harness your anger into useful tools like cyncism, irony, and satire. The use of Violence or Threat of Violence is reserved only for use against the jawas and by Democratic Presidents against citizens whose theology they disgree with, and also to send kids back to communist countries. Imagine a world without @fit? Who would brighten your day with another half baked theory carried out until the minions are pissing Newcastle Nut Brown Ale? The endless hilarity of claims of eliteness failing like a pvc bar with two 100lb plates loaded on it at both their own Gaymes and in barroom arm wrestling contests? The Real Life Greek Tragedy of a Fatally Flawed anti-hero hoisted on his own pitard, or better yet in his tankard of ale, all while we get to both play the chorus and influence the ending of the story?

There is not time for pitchforks or flambeaux, as the eventual bonfire of the vanities and smoking embers will provide all the light we need to see the last of the Female Masters of the Universe and Male social x-rays writhe in pukey DTs.

Find the third way Master Mickey...

Wise words. I will heed these true knowledges. Thank you for showing me the way.

Jesus fuck that's massive, clean break.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Jesus fuck that's massive, clean break.

Guess s/he wasn't "ready for anything!" (tm)

protobuilder wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Jesus fuck that's massive, clean break.

Guess s/he wasn't "ready for anything!" (tm)

"We can do what you do just as good as you."
-Couch

Sure you can, Skippy.

You can almost make out her tattoo right above the break.

Sofa King wrote:

protobuilder wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Jesus fuck that's massive, clean break.

Guess s/he wasn't "ready for anything!" (tm)

"We can do what you do just as good as you."
-Couch

Sure you can, Skippy.

I want to see a non-Crossfitter break his arm that severely. For time.

This is a truth determined through competition, not debate.

I'm sorry but that shit is hilarious. Maybe next time s/he should ask his/her opponent to scale his strength & give the culfitter a chance.


I think these skinny faggots are figuring out that being able to do cool stuff like snap a fucker's arm is WAY cooler than being able to do 50 burpees in 30 seconds. One gets you free beers & pussy, the other makes you look like an apoplectic douchebag flailing away like a rabid chihuahua.

Fucker obviously should've attended the xfit armwrestling cert.

T200 wrote:

Crossfit strength

lulz

Keep an eye open for more x-rays on the injury forum, this time broken necks. Retards

"Garrett"
Three rounds for time of:
75 Squats
25 Ring handstand push-ups
25 L-pull-ups

L-T wrote:Stupid fucking cunt. I do crossfit, therefore when I get drunk at a bar I can beat all men at arm wrestling. Guess not.

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

GoDogGo! wrote:
Someone please explain to me how you can break your fucking HUMERUS while armwrestling. The radius, ulna, or the elbow or wrist joint didn't go first? WTF?

The fucker prolly has rickets or osteoporosis from a starvation diet that supports exercise but not fat, muscle, or bone mass.


I say again:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:
Someone please explain to me how you can break your fucking HUMERUS while armwrestling. The radius, ulna, or the elbow or wrist joint didn't go first? WTF?

The fucker prolly has rickets or osteoporosis from a starvation diet that supports exercise but not fat, muscle, or bone mass.

I was very surprised by the article posted up above that many of the armwrestling breaks were to the humerus. Dag.

GoDogGo! wrote:

T200 wrote:

L-T wrote:

For those that love showing off their Crossfit strength by arm wrestling, make sure it's an official competition with a referee. Here's what happened to me at a bar 4 months ago when we were just arm wrestling for "fun". I did beat the first guy but lost horribly to the second guy. Had to quickly get used to 1-armed CF workouts and I'm pretty close to being able to do a pull-up again :)

Awesome.

Someone please explain to me how you can break your fucking HUMERUS while armwrestling. The radius, ulna, or the elbow or wrist joint didn't go first? WTF?

This is why I was so looking to seeing the pro arm wrestlers at the Gaymes last year. This is a common injury among amateurs because they let the shoulder get ahead of their hand. The wrist and forearm are relatively safe, but there's silly torque on the humerus.

friedquads wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742470

can you spot another crossfitter just by their appearance?
...
Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever just seen someone and said to yourself, "I thinkg he/she does crossfit"?

Look at that guy's info. 5'8 150 at 15% bf. And then there's a picture. So you spot an eyebrow waxing bus station queer with 125 pounds of lean mass staring at other guys...yeah, that's a dead giveaway.

And LOL at his confusion of elude/allude. Ironically, his version was more appropriate. He/she works well, too.

ImUndaYourBed wrote:

Daddy's hoping to introduce Brendan to the Everglades.