The couch thread

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:53 pm

Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:04 pm

The glassy-eyed Glasshole and the white board insanity reminds of the crazy preacher:

Dr. Gene Scott

I would get ripped and watch him by the hour. Didn't understand anything he was going on about, but laughed my ass off.

I'm sure someone can find a better picture and split screen the brothers from another mother.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:07 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:8/13/08 was the date of that interview.

oops. It was in the t-bag newsletter this past Sunday. I never paid any attention to the date.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:07 pm

Gary John wrote:The glassy-eyed Glasshole and the white board insanity reminds of the crazy preacher:

Dr. Gene Scott

I would get ripped and watch him by the hour. Didn't understand anything he was going on about, but laughed my ass off.

He was the shit. A crazy motherfucker with a dry erase board, if I remember correctly. And he would take his parishioners donations and buy show horses, and then show endless videos of them while demanding that people send in more money.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:08 pm

kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"

This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:16 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.

I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:23 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.

I have to admit Renee did a good job here.

Renee wrote:Erm...why do you think that a) non-fat milk is ever a good idea, b) that saturated fat is bad for you and c) that 6'3" and <200lbs is ever acceptable?

This queer is 6'3 185 and 10% BF and worried about what he eats. My college diet was something like alcohol, cooze, rugby, fried foods, and test.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:26 pm

lasalle wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.
I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.

I have an Olympic Gold Medal in observation. I'm not judging Renee by saying that her cunt has cobwebs in it, I'm just VERY observant.

Any woman that looks like that, knows what 4chan is, and has a quote in Latin for her signature and THEN feels the need to put the English translation under it? Well, lets just ponder those factors under the curve for a moment.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:29 pm

lasalle wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.
I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.

LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:31 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
lasalle wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.
I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.
LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.

Her and Lynne Pitts could set records for being fugly if they only specialized in it.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:33 pm

I still want to see a shot of Renee's FUPA.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:33 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
lasalle wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.
I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.
LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.

No shit!

I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:37 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:I have an Olympic Gold Medal in observation. I'm not judging Renee by saying that her cunt has cobwebs in it, I'm just VERY observant.

Any woman that looks like that, knows what 4chan is, and has a quote in Latin for her signature and THEN feels the need to put the English translation under it? Well, lets just ponder those factors under the curve for a moment.

=D>

Meanwhile, Shank Skowron is about to be handed his walking papers.

Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history.
No, you don't.

The variable n only makes sense if you actually take a statistical sample.

You can't just take terms from various branches of science and mathematics (like n and integrating the curve) and then decide they sound fancy and apply them to fitness. It's misleading and foolish. If you want to do science or math, you actually have to do science or math.

Couch is very proud and very vocal about the fact that he did not earn a college degree.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:38 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:
lasalle wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.
I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.
LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.
No shit!

I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.

Well, that and her dick might be bigger than yours.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:05 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:
lasalle wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
kreator wrote:Renee Lee chastising people for their weight:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55830

:-"
This is what happens to women when they dont have a real life man to babysit.
I will say again: I've met her. You guys are so dead on it's scary.
LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.
No shit!

I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.
Well, that and her dick might be bigger than yours.

Or, she hits me with "when is less than 10-inches ever acceptable?"

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:06 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.

According to her Facebook, she's "In A Relationship" with this feller:

Pretty sure she trolls every @F "box" she can find to meet a man to fill hers.

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:10 pm

CultBuster wrote:
http://wapedia.mobi/en/CrossFit

"Weightlifting coaches associated with CrossFit include Louie Simmons, Bill Starr, Mike Burgener and several national and Olympic level competitors.[citation needed] Other CrossFit subject matter experts include Dr. Nicholas Romanov, inventor of the Pose Method of running and Dr. Barry Sears, originator of the Zone diet."

When did Bill Starr become associated with the cult?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:30 pm

He's written a couple articles for the Journal.

Hey, if you even look at a @F gym, they'll claim you.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:32 pm

Teenaged boys will fuck damn near anything.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:42 pm

JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:LOL, I went back and read her comments. It's shocking that she's single.
According to her Facebook, she's "In A Relationship" with this feller:

Yeah, I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

Given a choice would you bang the snot out of this local hot piece of ass, or would you write long love letters in a dead language to a haggard, fat, mustachio'ed she beast 3000 miles away?

Discuss.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:44 pm

That last thread with Renee has people suspecting trolls.

Suspicious @Fitter wrote:Well I agree with you in one respect, and that is that it would be very helpful for the OP to tell us more about himself.

Edit: just noticed the OP has only one post, which makes me a little suspicious.

Renee wrote:suspicious of what?! him being a college kid that hasn't succumb to the freshman 15? him coming out from the shadows of CFMB lurking?! not every new poster is a troll, jake. especially one that asked an innocent question. we all made first posts looking for help.

IGx has secured the paranoia of the cult.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:46 pm

friedquads wrote:That last thread with Renee has people suspecting trolls.

Suspicious @Fitter wrote:Well I agree with you in one respect, and that is that it would be very helpful for the OP to tell us more about himself.

Edit: just noticed the OP has only one post, which makes me a little suspicious.

Renee wrote:suspicious of what?! him being a college kid that hasn't succumb to the freshman 15? him coming out from the shadows of CFMB lurking?! not every new poster is a troll, jake. especially one that asked an innocent question. we all made first posts looking for help.
IGx has secured the paranoia of the cult.

LOL

I love it. Those fuckers will be eating their own young before long.

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:48 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
friedquads wrote:That last thread with Renee has people suspecting trolls.

Suspicious @Fitter wrote:Well I agree with you in one respect, and that is that it would be very helpful for the OP to tell us more about himself.

Edit: just noticed the OP has only one post, which makes me a little suspicious.

Renee wrote:suspicious of what?! him being a college kid that hasn't succumb to the freshman 15? him coming out from the shadows of CFMB lurking?! not every new poster is a troll, jake. especially one that asked an innocent question. we all made first posts looking for help.
IGx has secured the paranoia of the cult.
LOL

I love it. Those fuckers will be eating their own young before long.

not until they can figure how many blocks that is and only if the young'un has been raised paleo or is organic grass fed

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:51 pm

Thud wrote:
CultBuster wrote:
http://wapedia.mobi/en/CrossFit
"Weightlifting coaches associated with CrossFit include Louie Simmons, Bill Starr, Mike Burgener and several national and Olympic level competitors.[citation needed] Other CrossFit subject matter experts include Dr. Nicholas Romanov, inventor of the Pose Method of running and Dr. Barry Sears, originator of the Zone diet."

When did Bill Starr become associated with the cult?

The Wiki entry for @fit has undergone MAJOR renovation. This still cracks me up though:

Wiki wrote:History
The founders of CrossFit are Greg Glassman, a former gymnast[1], [[1]],

So, apparently couch was a gymNAST and to prove that with citation they use a T-Nation article that says nothing of the sort. So, was couch a gymNAST or not?

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_arti ... t_crossfit

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:53 pm

And yes Jake, he is a troll. He took the fucking class and was told to start off with lots of high praise shit first. Fucking guy has a couple of other trolls, so getting caught right off is on him.

IGX

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