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You have to admit there is some talent in that group. Maybe they steal the testosterone from the men around them...
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Image

Let's really fire up the homoerotic overtones here.

Look how the woman is pushed to the side and back and covered up, while the boy is standing there with his hips thrust forward and without a shirt. And all the athletes are male.
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Chaos Mitten wrote: Image
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What's that doin' hanging with Louis Simmons?

On another note, she would look better dressed in olive oil.

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Lulz.

The woman hate is strong in that poster.

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powerlifter54 wrote:
You have to admit there is some talent in that group. Maybe they steal the testosterone from the men around them...
If you're talking about the posterior chain on that tire jumper then yes, there is talent.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Lulz.

The woman hate is strong in that poster.

Is there a Buttpirate Union by-law that requires the pose that twink is striking in that poster? Could be a last ditch attempt to keep the soup from spilling out the south-side onto the parquet.

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It's a well known fact that gay dudes love to pose like that. 134 lb twink to 359 lb bear.


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=D>
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That must be XF-Haggard Cougar


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Is that Sean Penn?


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this is truly elite-level posterior chain development.
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kitosho wrote:Image


this is truly elite-level posterior chain development.

I think that's my favorite this week, too.
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I know some of you fuckers like the big-titted, tattoo'ed bitches:

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
kitosho wrote:Image


this is truly elite-level posterior chain development.

I think that's my favorite this week, too.
I agree, but mostly because of the hope of unwrapping the huge sweater puppies I suspect she's sportin'

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This thread is mean spirited, sexist and misogynistic. Nicely done boys.=D>

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Our favorite girl:
A couple of my coworkers were talking about needing to clean up their food. one realized that she doesn't overeat at dinner when she and her husband are actually sitting down at the table to eat. She said she's going to stop eating crap and stop going out to eat, cause the MSGs are making her feel gross. The other's in training for a triathlon.

Promptly after finishing their convo, they walked to the kitchen and got bagels and cream cheese.
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post749353

Fuck those bitches, Renee. Did you set them straight? :die:

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lasalle wrote:Our favorite girl:
A couple of my coworkers were talking about needing to clean up their food. one realized that she doesn't overeat at dinner when she and her husband are actually sitting down at the table to eat. She said she's going to stop eating crap and stop going out to eat, cause the MSGs are making her feel gross. The other's in training for a triathlon.

Promptly after finishing their convo, they walked to the kitchen and got bagels and cream cheese.
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post749353

Fuck those bitches, Renee. Did you set them straight? :die:
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Don't worry about me - I don't have a fucking clue about anything that didn't shoot out of couch's firey asshole in the form of writings on a stone tablet. I have no fucking clue that for a regularly training triathlete, a bagel and cream cheese is part of the bonus of all that training.

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Guess that @fitter:

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Guess that @fitter:

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Link to her blog please.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Guess that @fitter:

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I'd fuck a hole in the wall but that is one nasty looking bitch right there.
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