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I heard Bob Guere is a for real homosecshual. Just saying.
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T200 wrote:I heard Bob Guere is a for real homosecshual. Just saying.
That means his fat wife could use some attention?

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I assume that she would, yes.
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How long will this last?

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Congrats to Aaron on really putting out effort to tackle a 24 incher!! Remember, form fails at the edges of experience, Aaron.
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Anybody heard from the cf gentleman who invented the olympic snatch / box jump "couplet?". He was maxed out at 65lb on a 2 foot box. I figure by now he should be at 90 - 100. Or rehabbing a fractured patella.

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protobuilder wrote:Congrats to Aaron on really putting out effort to tackle a 24 incher!! Remember, form fails at the edges of experience, Aaron.
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Comment #153 - Posted by: Alan at March 23, 2010 11:23 AM
I see what you did there.
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Couch needs to get back STAT. My hate is ebbing.

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Gin Master wrote:Couch needs to get back STAT. My hate is ebbing.
Is he in rehab?


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Gin Master wrote:Couch needs to get back STAT. My hate is ebbing.
Is he in rehab?
Hell no! Couch ain't the quittin' type. He's holed up somewhere preparing for his triumphant return. Between his separation from his wife and his private come-to-Couch meetings with his inner circle, the GWF is preparing to unleash the fitness kraken once again. I just hope it gets here soon.

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From that @FJ article Liability Waiver comments:
Dean Armand wrote …
Am I the only one who finds the timing of this article in poor taste?

Eric Black wrote …
Dean, the timing of this article was unfortunate but in no way tied to recent events as CFJ articles are planned several weeks in advance. HQ has expressed deepest condolences to those impacted by our recent loss to the community.

Dean Armand wrote …
Thanks for the clarification Eric.
Dean dumbfucker actually believes this guy. Timing might be bad, but @FHQ could have quickly pulled the article or at the very least put up a statement apologizing for how insensitive this looks. And so far, there has been nothing posted on the main site or affiliate board showing anything from @FHQ expressing any kind of condolences.
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friedquads wrote:From that @FJ article Liability Waiver comments:
Dean Armand wrote …
Am I the only one who finds the timing of this article in poor taste?

Eric Black wrote …
Dean, the timing of this article was unfortunate but in no way tied to recent events as CFJ articles are planned several weeks in advance. HQ has expressed deepest condolences to those impacted by our recent loss to the community.

Dean Armand wrote …
Thanks for the clarification Eric.
Dean dumbfucker actually believes this guy. Timing might be bad, but @FHQ could have quickly pulled the article or at the very least put up a statement apologizing for how insensitive this looks. And so far, there has been nothing posted on the main site or affiliate board showing anything from @FHQ expressing any kind of condolences.
Note how said "events" are not given any detail.

I vote for the official @F mascot to be an ostrich with its head buried in the sand.

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friedquads wrote:From that @FJ article Liability Waiver comments:
Dean Armand wrote …
Am I the only one who finds the timing of this article in poor taste?

Eric Black wrote …
Dean, the timing of this article was unfortunate but in no way tied to recent events as CFJ articles are planned several weeks in advance. HQ has expressed deepest condolences to those impacted by our recent loss to the community.

Dean Armand wrote …
Thanks for the clarification Eric.
Dean dumbfucker actually believes this guy. Timing might be bad, but @FHQ could have quickly pulled the article or at the very least put up a statement apologizing for how insensitive this looks. And so far, there has been nothing posted on the main site or affiliate board showing anything from @FHQ expressing any kind of condolences.
Who the fuck is Eric Black and how the fuck would HE know what HQ has or has not done? Funny, that in a thread about @fit being teamed up with World Gym, Lisbeth jumps in REAL FUCKING QUICK to nip that in the bud, but not one single HQ member has ANYTHING to say on the boards about a dead cf'er.

Barky gets a new gym? Official statement from HQ. A lady dies while doing your workout? Nothing.

Priorities are lined up beautifully as ever!

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They could have pulled the article. I remember when a plane crash happened in California sometime in the late 90's. Around the same time, Verizon Wireless (when they were known as AirTouch Cellular) had an ad they wanted to put out with most of the newspapers in the country to promote their new national roaming plan to compete with AT&T. The ad said, "This rate stops when you hit the ocean!" Once the accident happened, they immediately contacted every newspaper vendor to pull the ad and issued an apology for anyone who could have been offended.

@Fit controls their own media and could have taken care of this within minutes.
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Gin Master affirms what I posted about two weeks ago.

Glasshole is training and getting ready for a jihad against CFHQ.
Though, my source is very pissed I posted it here.

Hey, asshole, don't drunken email, then pretend it didn't happen.
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Gin Master wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Gin Master wrote:Couch needs to get back STAT. My hate is ebbing.
Is he in rehab?
Hell no! Couch ain't the quittin' type. He's holed up somewhere preparing for his triumphant return. Between his separation from his wife and his private come-to-Couch meetings with his inner circle, the GWF is preparing to unleash the fitness kraken once again. I just hope it gets here soon.
separation?
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Gary John wrote:Gin Master affirms what I posted about two weeks ago.

Glasshole is training and getting ready for a jihad against CFHQ.
Though, my source is very pissed I posted it here.

Hey, asshole, don't drunken email, then pretend it didn't happen.
Haha. Several weeks ago, Couch fired off an email to some of the faithful portending of his return. He wrote something to the effect of how he was leading by example by using some shitty laptop out of cell phone range. He told the top OTC7s and up to quit fighting with each other, that job titles and pay would be redistributed, and that people need to come on board or GTFO.

He has also privately warned a few folks that they're getting too close to those not in line with CF.

It should be fun, and it can't get here soon enough. I'm tired of hating on these weak-dick box-jumping also-rans. We need Couch and his court back now.


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Attila the Hungry wrote:separation?
There's only so much a woman can take.

Does anyone have the real goods on Eddie/Lisa/Couch/Barky?

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Gin Master wrote:
Gary John wrote:Gin Master affirms what I posted about two weeks ago.

Glasshole is training and getting ready for a jihad against CFHQ.
Though, my source is very pissed I posted it here.

Hey, asshole, don't drunken email, then pretend it didn't happen.
Haha. Several weeks ago, Couch fired off an email to some of the faithful portending of his return. He wrote something to the effect of how he was leading by example by using some shitty laptop out of cell phone range. He told the top OTC7s and up to quit fighting with each other, that job titles and pay would be redistributed, and that people need to come on board or GTFO.

He has also privately warned a few folks that they're getting too close to those not in line with CF.

It should be fun, and it can't get here soon enough. I'm tired of hating on these weak-dick box-jumping also-rans. We need Couch and his court back now.

WTF? He's in hiding? When were those wonderful chalkboard videos shot?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:WTF? He's in hiding? When were those wonderful chalkboard videos shot?
Figurative hiding. Couch has been out of the public eye for a few months now. He'll make the occasional appearance at @F101's and DillFest, but he's been biding his time. He's even threatened a return to Santa Cruz. I don't really know what the exact plan is right now.

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Gin Master wrote:I'm tired of hating on these weak-dick box-jumping also-rans. We need Couch and his court back now.
I am too. I feel dirty when I have to crack back on some faggot complaining about a 725 lb squat in the "globo gym" that didn't go past parallel.

The hate is there, it just needs focus.

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They went through da money like water. Gonna be leaner and meaner.

But Glasshole thinks he knows who is pipelining shit. Whole lot more than that, asshole.
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http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/03/a-v ... ement1.tpl

"Flanked by legendary powerlifting coach Louie Simmons and Pose Method inventor Dr. Nicholas Romanov, CrossFit co-founder Greg Glassman facilitates a discussion on running by three giants of the fitness world."
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Fan photos from CROSSFIT GIRLS ARE NOT ONLY HOT, THEY KICK ASS!♥ is a page worth joing FB for. It is ANDRO HEAVEN and the most attention seeking dykes and whores patting each other on the back--"you scare men with your intensity" IT IS YOUR PENIS AND BALLS THAT SCARE MEN AWAY!

Re: The Louie/Couch/Romanove video is a great one to play "which one is not like the others" It is like what happend at Obsession---the folks who bankrolled the joint got tired of looking around and seeing those 2 bafoons bitching about it being "too comercial" and "not what @fit is about". If you want shit your way pay the bills! I want to write a letter to all the VaBeach affiliates to get a reading on how they feel about a CFHQ sponsored affilate in their neighborhood. I know Jeanie had some problems with the economy and she is actually a good trainer. Fucking idiots

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WildGorillaMan wrote:WTF? He's in hiding? When were those wonderful chalkboard videos shot?
I don't care, but man they need to come those coming. That's the best thing they've ever put out next to the stream of hot andro.

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