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Thud wrote:Wifey Lauren seems like the odd one out. Who' she schtuppin to get even with couch?
Her platinum Amex.

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David Morgan breaks a "World CrossFit Record" [sic] - YouTube
It's a good thing CFHQ used "sic" to point out that egregious grammatical error. It's simply ineluctable.




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@fit Geneseo's facebook is back up. Sure hope couch doesn't kick Bethany off the Island.


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Saw this on Rip's forum. Nice.
From his Facebook page, in reference to his new article in the CrossFit Journal:

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I just noted that there was an editorial addition to the final manuscript I had not seen. In the text it says I recommend taking a running certification under Dr. Romanov. That was added by the editorial staff not me. I don't know Dr. Romanov's work enough to recommend for or against taking a course under him. I had observed Brian McKenzie's CF certification first hand and saw some rather striking results.
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RyanH wrote:Saw this on Rip's forum. Nice.
From his Facebook page, in reference to his new article in the CrossFit Journal:

Lon Kilgore
I just noted that there was an editorial addition to the final manuscript I had not seen. In the text it says I recommend taking a running certification under Dr. Romanov. That was added by the editorial staff not me. I don't know Dr. Romanov's work enough to recommend for or against taking a course under him. I had observed Brian McKenzie's CF certification first hand and saw some rather striking results.
I saw this. Unbelievable. Instead of inserting supplement ads like T-Nation, they just endorsements for teh gurus.

If and when Couch actually tries to get an accrediting body to "recognize" @F, they should scrutinize HQ's editorial practices. Faggots.

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My understanding of the CFJ's editing guru is that he is a flaming fag who knows nothing but @Fit.
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T200 wrote:My understanding of the CFJ's editing guru is that he is a flaming fag who knows nothing but @Fit.
Those were the first two questions on his job application.

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T200 wrote:My understanding of the CFJ's editing guru is that he is a flaming fag who knows nothing but @Fit.
How else does one get and keep a job in the @fit world?


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T200 wrote:My understanding of the CFJ's editing guru is that he is a flaming fag who knows nothing but @Fit.

Apropos of nothing...He's the guy who keeps religiously reverting all the changes on the CF Wikipedia page and the requests to have the page frozen.

Gotta keep good PR you know....

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Sure, it's not an upright row. After all, the explosion of the hip opening carries the barbell nearly to shoulder height. Tell that to this stupid fucker.

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kreator wrote:
T200 wrote:My understanding of the CFJ's editing guru is that he is a flaming fag who knows nothing but @Fit.

Apropos of nothing...He's the guy who keeps religiously reverting all the changes on the CF Wikipedia page and the requests to have the page frozen.

Gotta keep good PR you know....
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friedquads wrote:
kreator wrote:
T200 wrote:My understanding of the CFJ's editing guru is that he is a flaming fag who knows nothing but @Fit.

Apropos of nothing...He's the guy who keeps religiously reverting all the changes on the CF Wikipedia page and the requests to have the page frozen.

Gotta keep good PR you know....
Wikipedia's broken now. All of the editing caused the wiki servers to overheat and shutdown. IGx wins! <<<<q
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Sure, it's not an upright row. After all, the explosion of the hip opening carries the barbell nearly to shoulder height. Tell that to this stupid fucker.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote: For extra credit see if you can identify one of the greatest andro girls EVER in this picture.
Those legs are thick as HAYELL!!!111

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Sure, it's not an upright row. After all, the explosion of the hip opening carries the barbell nearly to shoulder height. Tell that to this stupid fucker.

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http://games2009.crossfit.com/regionals ... awler.html

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Chaos Mitten wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Sure, it's not an upright row. After all, the explosion of the hip opening carries the barbell nearly to shoulder height. Tell that to this stupid fucker.

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For extra credit see if you can identify one of the greatest andro girls EVER in this picture.
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Chaos Mitten wrote:Image
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Yes I Have Balls wrote: teh win!
Who is this?!?! Must Google.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Sure, it's not an upright row. After all, the explosion of the hip opening carries the barbell nearly to shoulder height. Tell that to this stupid fucker.

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Are those Negros @fitters or are they simply hanging out laughing at whitey?

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Oh man. I'm sure I've seen her in here before but that chick is 10X awesome.
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T200 wrote:Oh man. I'm sure I've seen her in here before but that chick is 10X awesome.

lynwood crossfit. the owner, jessy ward is actually a nonretarded guy in real life. he's put on a pretty fun PL meet and a Highlander contest as well.

the chick is abby grove.
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She'll have to do, I guess.
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