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protobuilder wrote:If he said "swinging through trees" rather than "arboreal locomotion," would people still give him a thousand bucks for a weekend seminar?
@fitters everywhere are moving out of their parents' basements and into tree forts in their parents' backyards.
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protobuilder wrote:Someone needs to pitch a reality show that puts Greg Glassman and Steve Justa in a house together for a month.

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Couch videos are back! Not the greatness of the chalkboard, but we'll take it.

What is the hallmark of a great trainer? EX-quisite deadlift technique? Being up to Level 2 snuff? Of course not...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... om_PRE.mov

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Pinky wrote:
protobuilder wrote:If he said "swinging through trees" rather than "arboreal locomotion," would people still give him a thousand bucks for a weekend seminar?
@fitters everywhere are moving out of their parents' basements and into tree forts in their parents' backyards.
Richard Branson has a zipline out of the upper story bathroom of his island home. The Gorilla can respect that.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Pinky wrote:
protobuilder wrote:If he said "swinging through trees" rather than "arboreal locomotion," would people still give him a thousand bucks for a weekend seminar?
@fitters everywhere are moving out of their parents' basements and into tree forts in their parents' backyards.
Richard Branson has a zipline out of the upper story bathroom of his island home. The Gorilla can respect that.

Couch, somehow, has confused nut swinging with tree swinging. Regardless, kipping does not exist in the jungle, just in the gym. (Bug, gnatt, is there a connection?)
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On second thought, it could be a class action SLAP tear lawsuit that brings down the RRG. Find a hungry shark, set them loose searching the @F injury boards...a "SLAP tear" search came up with this sample on the first page:
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Line up a bunch of medical experts on shoulder injuries (orthopods, PTs, trainers like Cressey) and have them testify. Note that the "standard of care" (if there is such a thing in the fitness world) of nearly all non-@F trainers is the deadhang pull-up and not the kipping version. Taking clients with insufficient strength to do a deadhang pull-up and hooking them to bands so they can do a kipping one is fuel for the fire. Doing them with those who have previously compromised shoulders is the same thing.

As I mentioned before, there are actually several proposed mechanisms of injury here, both of which are incriminated in the movements of the kipping pull-up:
http://www.mikereinold.com/2008/11/how- ... ms-of.html
Repetitive Overhead Activities

Repetitive overhead activity, such as throwing a baseball and other overhead sports, is another common mechanism of injury frequently responsible for producing SLAP injuries. This is the type of SLAP lesion that we most often see in our athletes. In 1985, Dr. Andrews first hypothesized that SLAP pathology in overhead throwing athletes was the result of the high eccentric activity of the biceps brachii during the arm deceleration and follow-through phases of the overhead throw. To determine this, they applied electrical stimulation to the biceps during arthroscopic evaluation and noted that the biceps contraction raised the labrum off of the glenoid rim.

Burkhart and Morgan have hypothesized a “peel back” mechanism that produces SLAP lesion in the overhead athlete. They suggest that when the shoulder is placed in a position of abduction and maximal external rotation, the rotation produces a twist at the base of the biceps, transmitting torsional force to the anchor.

This mechanism has received a lot of attention and several studies seem to show its accuracy. Pradham measured superior labral strain in a cadaveric model during each phase of the throwing motion. They noted that increased superior labral strain occurred during the late-cocking phase of throwing. A recent study from ASMI simulated each of these mechanisms using cadaveric models. Nine pairs of cadaveric shoulders were loaded to biceps anchor complex failure in either a position of simulated in-line loading (similar to the deceleration phase of throwing) or simulated peel back mechanism (similar to the cocking phase of overhead throwing). Results showed that 7 of 8 of the in-line loading group failed in the midsubstance of the biceps tendon with 1 of 8 fracturing at the supraglenoid tubercle. However, all 8 of the simulated peel back group failures resulted in a type II SLAP lesion. The ultimate strength of the biceps anchor was significantly different when the 2 loading techniques were compared. The biceps anchor demonstrated significantly higher ultimate strength with the in-line loading (508 N) as opposed to the ultimate strength seen during the peel back loading mechanism (202 N). You can see photos of the study below. The first photo is a normal glenoid with the labrum and attaching long head of the biceps. The second photo is the simulation of the traction and eccentric biceps contraction. The final photo is simulation of the peel-back lesion.

In theory, SLAP lesions most likely occur in overhead athletes from a combination of these 2 previously described forces. The eccentric biceps activity during deceleration may serve to weaken the biceps-labrum complex, while the torsional peel back force may result in the posterosuperior detachment of the labral anchor.
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couch wrote:The kipping pull-up and the squat are the two closed chain kinetic exercises that elevate an athlete's center of mass with optimal efficiency. Period.

Avoiding the kipping pull-up does for arboreal locomotion what avoiding the squat does for bipedal locomotion - renders you physically impotent.
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Tamara Cohen and that other loud mouthed cunt Eileen Schreiber have now suffered MAJOR injuries at the hands of @Fit.

Couldn't have happened to two more deserving cunts.


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couch is the expert on being physically impotent, this is true.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Tamara Cohen and that other loud mouthed cunt Eileen Schreiber have now suffered MAJOR injuries at the hands of @Fit.

Couldn't have happened to two more deserving cunts.
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The subject of SLAP tears and shoulder injuries is not complete until resident expert Renee Lee weighs in.
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couch saying that a dirty bathroom is fatal is probably accurate considering the stds bouncing around his joint.
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protobuilder wrote:The subject of SLAP tears and shoulder injuries is not complete until resident expert Renee Lee weighs in.
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She reminds me of this guy:

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Rock it bitches!

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lasalle wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Rock it bitches!

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Speaking as a primate, let me state the following:

Most arboreal creatures don't weigh very much.

They combine a low bodyweight with high strength to weight ratio.

Attempting to brachiate without a great S:BW puts you at risk from ground dwelling predators.
Pare down that S:BW and you've just described the typical @Fer.
couch wrote:The kipping pull-up and the squat are the two closed chain kinetic exercises that elevate an athlete's center of mass with optimal efficiency. Period.

Avoiding the kipping pull-up does for arboreal locomotion what avoiding the squat does for bipedal locomotion - renders you physically impotent.
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You shouldn`t post pictures of Renee Lee like that.I am just about to hit the sack.I know who to blame if I get nightmares!
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Bobby wrote:You shouldn`t post pictures of Renee Lee like that.I am just about to hit the sack.I know who to blame if I get nightmares!
Bobby, you're a big lad but if you slap Renee Lee in the sack I think you're in for an ass whooping.
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I don't think we should give up on this Couch + Justa idea so quickly.


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I know more than one of you would knock the dust of her pussy. Don't deny it. She'll work harder than Barky out of gratitude. Plus, she's not psycho like Syaigh.

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Shaf, you're going to have to be less opaque about what you know. You can talk now or talk later. Now is better for you.
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I used to think the IGx boys would fuck anything.

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