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Glassman is a logician? Interesting.
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I almost puked up some barbecue pork in my mouth after grazing through this thread

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 082&page=2
Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


And it just gets more uncomfortable after that.
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Fish wrote:I almost puked up some barbecue pork in my mouth after grazing through this thread

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 082&page=2
Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


And it just gets more uncomfortable after that.

Boto did a good job of explaining res ipsa loquitur, so I'll explain this one for you, Fish.

It's called an Engraved Invitation. Once you learn to read them and act on them you won't even remember what what's-her-name did behind your back with some guy.
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Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


"You can guess what happens next."

"He fixes the cable?"
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protobuilder wrote:
Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


"You can guess what happens next."

"He fixes the cable?"

Don't be fatuous, Jeffery.
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One of the joys of moving back to the Bay Area: an understanding of culture.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2 ... -dude.html
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Fat Cat wrote:Glassman is a logician? Interesting.
Wisdom from the distilled juniper, that is obviously.
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i'm just helping her conceive, man.
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Fish wrote:I almost puked up some barbecue pork in my mouth after grazing through this thread

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 082&page=2
Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


And it just gets more uncomfortable after that.
isn't this bitch married with kids?
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PeterNorth wrote:
Fish wrote:I almost puked up some barbecue pork in my mouth after grazing through this thread

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 082&page=2
Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


And it just gets more uncomfortable after that.
isn't this bitch married with kids?
maybe the husband crossfits as well. a hunger strike at home would explain her ravenous appetite anyway.
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PeterNorth wrote:
Fish wrote:I almost puked up some barbecue pork in my mouth after grazing through this thread

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 082&page=2
Tamara 'Bird Nose' Cohen wrote:Pretty please come visit me and use your new USAW certification to make my snatch deeper.


And it just gets more uncomfortable after that.
isn't this bitch married with kids?
http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htm

That would be a change.
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Danny John wrote:One of the joys of moving back to the Bay Area: an understanding of culture.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2 ... -dude.html

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Well that's just like, your opinion, man.
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I abide.
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Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Danny John wrote:I abide.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
Danny John wrote:One of the joys of moving back to the Bay Area: an understanding of culture.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2 ... -dude.html

Oh, how the Bard is abused!
There's nothing to be afraid of. These men are nihilists.
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 2 pm-- with nail polish.
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Fuckin' amateurs.
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My thinking has been all uptight...the Couch is human paraquat.
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Re: The couch thread

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Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
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And, by the way dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature here...
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protobuilder wrote:And, by the way dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature here...

we're not talking about someone who came here to build the railroads.
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Re: The couch thread

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This is about drawing a line in teh sand, Dude. Across this line, YOU ... DO NOT ...
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Re: The couch thread

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Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
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